GuyNews : Coulson's CCHQ Post-Election De-Briefing

Guido managed to get access to CCHQ and snatched this slightly triumphalist footage from Coulson's post-election de-briefing in the Millbank war-room.

See Andy on GuyNews.TV.

GuyNews : "Can You Hear Me Mr Hoon?"

The tragi-comedy last night was best when Geoff Hoon did his Comical Ali, "I can't hear you" routine during a sarcastic drubbing from Dimbleby.

See the acting on GuyNews.TV.

GuyNews : Littlejohn Bitch-Slaps Polly Toynbee.

By popular request via Bartman. See the stinging on GuyNews.TV.

Gordon is "Reviewing the Situation"

Simon Howard has put together a quirkily melancholy melody. See for yourself on GuyNews.TV.

The Day Gordon Praised China "Invasion"

Chinese New Year this February saw Gordon sucking up to the Chinese regime with a video message. In a Freudian slip he praised China as a "centre for invasion". A tad insensitive given the situation in Tibet. Did they reshoot the video to edit out the slip up? No. Pre-Carter they were too scared of Gordon throwing another expletive laden tirade of abuse. So the blooper is still up on the Downing Street YouTube site.

He will no doubt have a laugh about this with Tibet's Dalai Lama when he meets him. Unbelievable? See for yourself on GuyNews.TV.

Ken's Vibrator Impersonation

See the fly-on-the-wall footage of Ken's impersonation of a vibrator over on GuyNews.TV

Cameron's Put Downs of Blinky Balls' Heckling

By popular request, watch Blinky's face:

Paxo Gets Clegg to Shoot Himself in the Foot

Over on GuyNews is the whole Paxman Newsnight interview with Clegg. Guido's favourite bit is 4 minutes and 50 seconds in, when Clegg accuses the Labour Party of reneging on their referendum commitment. Doh!

Sienna Director Did Dave Advert

Trendy film producer Matthew Vaughn, the maker of gangster flicks "Layer Cake" and "Lock Stock and Two Barrels" was behind Dave's glossy new advert. Unfortunately Sienna Miller does not star in this production, it is just Dave and some groovy graphics with the "you can get it if you really want it" theme tune. In Guido's dreams...

See it on GuyNews.TV

Huck Me!

Guido is a bit hungover this morning. (Cuba Libre's topped off by Irish Coffees at 2 a.m. with cheese and port to follow - seemed like a good idea at the time). So you'll just have to make do with a girl in hot-pants and bra waving a gun, singing about Mike Huckabee over on GuyNews.TV.

Create Your Own Boris Finger-Puppet

What with Gordon, Clegg and Dave doing Blue Peter, it falls to Guido to demonstrate that you don't need double sided sticky-tape to be a politician. See it on GuyNews.TV.

Wendy Alexander's Domino Theory

The Trial of Wendy Alexander. See it on GuyNews.TV.

BBC / Al Jazeera's Bin Laden Tape Interview

This interview on BBC News 24 about Al Jazeera's handling of the latest Bin Laden taped threat amused Guido. See it on GuyNews.TV.

Vince Twinkle Toes

Vince Cable really has had the time of his life for the last few months. He looked very happy dancing with a very hot Alicia last night, well wouldn't you be happy? See him perform on GuyNews.TV.

Aussies Makes Ear-Bogey Eating an Electoral Issue

The Aussie Liberals are making an issue of the Labor party leader's caught-on-camera ear-wax eating habits. Their latest attack advert features ear excavation and digestion.

See it on

Via ConservativeHome

You don't think the Tories might make an electoral issue here of caught-on-camera bogey eating do you? There was a famous incident. Featuring an Aussie soundtrack, you can see that video again:

Gordon the Bogeyman on

Gordon Shaking at the Dispatch Box

See it on GuyNews.TV

Political Cross-Dressing Gets Out of Hand

See it on GuyNews.TV

Gordon Does Fluffy Showbiz Politics

At the close of the Blair era the Mirror was reporting "Gordon slams Cameron for 'fluffy' showbiz politics". With the passing of Tony we were told we would see an end to all that showbiz glitz of the star-struck Blairs. No more holidays at Cliff's place in Barbados, no more "Am I bovvered" comedy sketches from this PM.

Now Gordon is 8% behind in the polls. So is he doing hard-hitting interviews setting out his vision? No. Apart from the fellatio-interview with Andy Marr he has only been seen on GMTV, the soft-centred yolk of a breakfast show. Where, with a fine sense of priorities, the producers actually bumped him from the 8.00 a.m. prime slot to earlier when they got Heather Mills on live.

So Guido was not entirely surprised when the Brownies had a change of plan. Imagine the brainstorming at No. 10:

McSnide : Gordon you need to connect more with GMTV and Daytime TV viewers.
Konrad (pours tea) : My grandma loves Countdown on channel 4. You know she will have been watching it for 25 years now.
McSnide : Brilliant, lets do a tribute to Countdown's 25 years of consonants and vowels and their contribution to British spelling.
Konrad : Don't forget Carol Vorderman's contribution to budgetary understanding.

The resulting bizarre official Downing Street video is up on GuyNews.TV.

He is having what seems to be a slightly scary, Prozac-induced episode. The bouncing grin on his face as he congratulates Des Lynam, Carol Vorderman and posthumously Richard Whitely and Kenneth Williams is just odd.

So much for ending fluffy showbiz politics...

Labour Vision v Guy News

Labour Vision is the Labour party's official custom YouTube website. According to the front page today a total of 102,939 views of the dozens of videos of Labour ministers giving the party line have been watched.

Guido has been a bit more successful in getting people to watch Labour ministers in action. Over 115,000 people have watched Guido's video of Gordon in action on the last budget day...

Click to see the most popular YouTube Labour Minister Video of all time (re-mixed).

Has Gordon Got OCD?

See for yourself on GuyNews.TV.

Via Dizzy.