Called to Account

Clegg's office just called. They will be handing the aforementioned expense claim details for Clegg over* on Wednesday. Can't wait to find out if he has spent on bedroom furnishings...

*See what Guido did there?

Where Are Clegg's Expenses?

It is 43 days since Nick Clegg told us with regard to MP's expenses

"...there is no earthly reason why the rest of the information should not be published immediately. Any delay will only add to the British public’s distrust in their politicians.”

It is a month since they were due to be delivered according to the time-table given to Guido by his spin-mistress Hannah Gardiner. Where are the expenses?

Hannah gave an entirely different (and somewhat irrelevant) explanation to Sky's Cheryl Smith. If there is one thing Guido learnt from Hain's expenses scandal, is that delay is a sign of something to hide. Guido has called Clegg's office repeatedly asking when his expenses will be published. As Clegg told us himself, delay will only add to distrust...

Still No Sign of Clegg's Expenses

Do you remember back in March when Nick Clegg righteously boomed that the delaying of publication of MPs' expenses is a "hammer blow" to public confidence in the Commons?

Do you remember Guido called his office and asked when he would be publishing his expenses. They said in two weeks. The two weeks passed and no publication was made. Things got very testy, they denied telling me what they had told me. So Guido pressed them. They would be publishing them "in a few weeks" said Hannah his spin-mistress. So that meant "that month [April] not next month?", pressed Guido There was some "humphing" from Hannah.

The month has passed.

LibDemVoice has a copy of a press release from Nick Clegg about the speaker blocking the full publication of MP's expenses in full.

“There are legitimate grounds for appealing the decision to publish private addresses. However, there is no earthly reason why the rest of the information should not be published immediately.

“Any delay will only add to the British public’s distrust in their politicians.”

So Guido called Nick Clegg's office.

GF : I see from Nick's press release that he thinks MPs should publish their full expenses immediately. When is he going to publish his expenses?
Tim : I don't know. Can I get his press officer Hannah to call you?

So Guido called Lynne Featherstone, who is very strong on the issue...

GF : When is Lynne going to publish her expenses in full?
Ian : Err, don't know. I'll ask her.
GF : Great, get back to me.

Guido called Ed Davey's Office.

GF : When is Ed going to publish his expenses in full?
Kerry : He will as soon as he can. We have had staffing problems and he has been very busy with the Lisbon Treaty.

So Ed Davey is going to publish his expenses in full. Just as well because his leader says any delay will "will only add to the British public’s distrust in their politicians." The LibDems are talking the talk, can they walk the walk? Don't delay...

UPDATE 16.15 : Clegg's office has just called to say he will be publishing his expenses in full the week after next. They were not clear if all LibDem MPs will be doing the same.

Clegg Hires Brian Eno as "Youth Issues Adviser"

Brian Eno is a 60 year old ex-rock musician.

UPDATE : Clegg doesn't believe in God. No word from God as yet on the future prospects for the LibDems, but you don't expect miracles.