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Showing posts with label Gordon Brown. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gordon Brown. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Haven't We Bin Here Before?

Gordon says he is listening. He is listening to the people of Britain. What has he heard? Cut stealth taxes? Restore the great pension grab which wrecked Britain's pension system? Abandon the wasteful ID Cards plan? Drop 42-days detention without trial? No.

He is going to drop plans for local bin taxes. Was that really what the people of Britain wanted most? Hold on a second, who had the rubbish idea for bin taxes in the first place?

It is hardly a major tax break - the cost was expected to be £50 per annum. Hang on another second, he has already said he wasn't going to go ahead with bin taxes last October! What a con! He has already U-turned on this...

Hat-tip: Sam Coates

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Zimbabwe and Britain : Parallels (I)

A co-conspirator draws an interesting parallel.

From The History of Zimbabwe based on Nyerere's recollections:

During tension between the two political leaders Julius Nyerere summoned Nkomo then Mugabe to talks to try and reconcile them. When Mugabe went in and was offered a seat, Mugabe refused and went up to Nyerere's face and told him "If you think I'm going to sit right where that fat bastard just sat, you'll have to think again". As a result of this strained relationship with the two, fighting between ZANLA and ZIPRA soldiers only increased and widened the gap between the two men.
From The Mail On Sunday based on Prescott's memoirs:
Mr Prescott, who will stand down as an MP at the next election, also tells of more comical encounters, including the time the then Chancellor insisted on having a larger chair at a peace-making dinner. Mr Blair reportedly said: "I'm used to Gordon looking down on me."

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Dave Looks to May 2 at PMQs

Yesterday Guido pointed to the 42-days vote as the post May 2 battleline for the PLP:
Guido believes that constitutionally and practically it is too late to mount a formal leadership challenge to Brown's under Labour Party rules in time for the September conference. So it would have to be by non-constitutional means that he is dragged out of Downing Street - Jack Straw no doubt will be at the back of the delegation doing the dragging. Another option is to make the 42-days vote effectively a confidence vote. Since the opposition will unanimously vote it down, it will be up to Labour backbenchers if they want to get rid of their unelected leader.

If Gordon kicks 42-days into touch it will signal his fears of the consequences...
Surpisingly today Dave didn't go off on the local elections, he challenged Gordon to make the 42-days vote a confidence vote. Gordon swerved the opportunity.

A line of questioning from Dave perhaps aiming to sow a thought in the restless collective mind of the PLP...

UPDATE : Ben Brogan is thinking along similar lines. He gives Dave no chance of "getting the ball rolling on the next rebellion".

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Brown Dithers Over Olympics
Now Not Going, but Not Boycotting Either

Two weeks ago the line from Downing Street was:
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

LONDON - British Prime Minister Gordon Brown says Britain will not boycott the opening ceremonies for the Beijing Olympics.

After being humiliated by Kevin Rudd, (the Aussie PM) and Chinese Goons in Downing Street Gordon can't now straight forwardly answer this simple question:
Q. Will you boycott the opening ceremony of the Chinese Olympics in protest at their policies in Tibet?

A. No I will not be boycotting the opening ceremony, I will not,
however, be attending.
It is the will he / won't he farce of the signing of the Lisbon treaty all over again. Trying to have it both ways because he is afraid to decide. This from the man who has his name on two books on "courage".

He is however thinking of attending the closing ceremony. A couple of weeks ago we were told he would be attending because the "Dalai Lama himself.. yada yada yada bullshit spin and dither". Why can't he just be decisive one way or the other?

UPDATE :
After Channel 4 News led on this story yesterday evening both Ben Brogan on the Daily Mail and Nick Robinson were clearly telephoned by the Brownies last night to be briefed that the position was always that the Ditherer was not going to the opening ceremony. A point they have faithfully conveyed. Something that, as far as Guido can determine, we were never told by them before. So the Press Association and many others got it wrong two weeks ago. We were never at war with Eurasia, Eurasia has always been our ally.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Aussie PM "No Chinese Goons in Oz"

With Gordon standing next to him in Downing Street, the new Aussie PM, Kevin Rudd, made it clear that no Chinese security forces would be pushing him around when the Olympic torch came to Australia. Gordon just stood next to him silently. Just like he did when Chinese security officers threw their weight about in Downing Street.

Chinese speaking Rudd also said he had a prior appointment and would not be receiving the flame personally. "We will not be having Chinese security forces, or the Chinese security services, providing security for the torch when it is in Australia. We - Australia - will be providing that security."

Monday, April 7, 2008

Gordon's Choice As General-Secretary Doesn't Want the Job

David Pitt-Watson was Gordon Brown's favoured candidate to replace the disgraced Peter Watt, who quit in the row over Labour's donations by proxy and is under investigation by the police. Gordon sat in at the NEC meeting to personally push through the City fund manager's appointment. LabourHome reported this morning that he "has changed his mind about wanting the job before he has even started".

Downing Street's spin machine went into over-drive to conceal what will look like a bad error of judgement by Gordon. The official line is, implausibly, that David Pitt-Watson has contractual duties which preclude him starting before the Labour Party's annual conference in September. Guido has confirmed that this is far from true.

No. 10 has been desperately searching for a face-saving way out of the embarrassing situation for the last week. The person selected and championed by Gordon in the face of opposition by traditionalists has decided he doesn't want the job. The Brownies plan is to maintain the pretence that David Pitt-Watson is to be Labour's new General Secretary until after the party conference. At which time an excuse will be found and the acting General Secretary, Chris Lennie, will slip into the post. As preparations for civil war post Mayor Boris advance they couldn't even keep that from leaking to bloggers....

The Day Gordon Praised China "Invasion"

Chinese New Year this February saw Gordon sucking up to the Chinese regime with a video message. In a Freudian slip he praised China as a "centre for invasion". A tad insensitive given the situation in Tibet. Did they reshoot the video to edit out the slip up? No. Pre-Carter they were too scared of Gordon throwing another expletive laden tirade of abuse. So the blooper is still up on the Downing Street YouTube site.

He will no doubt have a laugh about this with Tibet's Dalai Lama when he meets him. Unbelievable? See for yourself on GuyNews.TV.

Chinese Goons in Downing Street

Was Guido the only one who felt dismayed watching Chinese heavies pushing people around in Downing Street itself? Gordon just stood there pathetically while Chinese security thugs with fingers on radio-earpieces directed matters. The British people were outside the gates screaming their disapproval. Tessa Jowell gave a stomach turning semi-justification. It seems to Guido entirely unnecessary for politicans to get involved in this shaming spectacle when colleagues of these Chinese security agents are killing freedom loving Tibetans. It could and should have been left to the sportsmen and woman to conduct any ceremony.

The line from Gordon that he didn't touch the torch itself is characteristically cowardly. He should have had nothing to do with the event in the current circumstances. It should not have been accorded full political honours.

Friday, April 4, 2008

Questions About the Progressive Governance Summit

Why is the British taxpayer picking up the tab for what the organisers said candidly "is the largest ever international gathering of international centre-left leaders, policy-makers and thinkers"?

Oops. That kind of blows the lid off it being an inter-governmental, non-partisan affair doesn't it? If it is an inter-govermental affair, why is Wilf Stevenson on the guest list? Since when was the director of the Smith Institute an "independent and non-partisan" think-tank that has nothing to do with Gordon Brown, part of the government?

This is just a jamboree for the international parties of the tax and spend policy persuasion, paid for by taxpayers. You can be sure that they will not be holding back on the wine list either. What Guido wants to know is: how much this junket for global social democracy is costing British taxpayers?

More soon...

UPDATE :
Unbelievably delegates at the conference's plush Grove Hotel just laughed and clapped as the Chilean finance minister talked about the "poetic justice" of the subprime crisis. What planet are these people on? Millions of people around the world are losing their homes and they laugh?

Gordon Remaindered

On Amazon there are plenty of copies being offered second hand for a penny. Says it all really...

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Do You Think This is Herr Braun's Swastika?

A lot of people think Gordon's new logo for his Downing Street Förderung des Wohlstands durch progressive Governance conference looks a bit dodgy. Only this afternoon they sent out tens of thousands of emails calling on people to visit the site and get engaged. They have now taken down the website (so you won't be able to "add your voice") since ConservativeHome said it looked like a symbol of national socialism. Guido can't see it himself...

Government's Authority Draining Away

26 Labour MPs have signed a motion calling on the government ot reverse the budget tax hike on low income earners. The wording could have been written by George Osborne:

ABOLITION OF THE TEN PENCE TAX RATE
02.04.2008

That this House notes that, despite assurances to the contrary, many people are being made worse off by the abolition of the 10 pence tax rate; notes with concern that this is having a disproportionate impact on people who can ill afford to be made worse off; accepts that this was not the intention of the Government but is dismayed at the response to the plight of those adversely affected; and calls on the Chancellor of the Exchequer to bring forward measures to correct this damaging change to the taxation system.

This is how John Major started to crumble. When even Ministers are getting in on the act you know it is bad. Gerry Sutcliffe follows Ivan Lewis as another ministerial critic...

UPDATE :
Just noticed that Ben Brogan has posted almost the exact same thought.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Brown's Loyalists "Part of the Problem", Not the Solution

They are calling it Downing Street blue-on-blue infighting. The neo-Brownies from the PR world ousting the old Brownie tribe who successfully undermined Blair. The truth is the Brownies are second rate compared to the Blairites, this was patently obvious to any objective observer. Even Guido, no fan of Blair, could see that he was a politician with a high calibre team. Brown on the other hand is a brooding malevolent weirdo who had no choice but to surround himself with second raters, Blair had attracted the best and the brightest of New Labour's talent pool.

The Brownies were able to undermine a triple election winning prime minister, brief against rivals, selectively leak, obstruct, frustrate rival policy objectives out of spite and generally behave like petulant secretive plotters always positioning for factional advantage rather than in the national interest. They were capable of that, alas when they finally assumed control of No. 10 it became clear within months that they were not a capable or competent premiership team.
If Gordon is to have any hope of narrowing the double digit lead Cameron has over him at the polls he clearly needs to up his game. Stephen Carter has been brought in from his job as CEO of Brunswick to do that because the veteran Brownies are part of the problem, not the solution, too immersed in the Labour tribe, good at arm twisting the party rank and file, not at reaching out to swing voters. His PPS Ian Austin's heckles of Cameron at PMQs amuse only the class warriors on the Labour back benches - they even manage to irritate the chippy Speaker. His counsel is no use to Gordon now the electorate that matters to him is no longer merely the PLP.

Month after month of poll decline has finally got the message through to Brown. Hence we see the marginalising of his former closest supporters, even his pollster, Deborah Mattinson is said to be on her way out. Spencer Livermore went in tears. Gordon's praetorian guard MPs Tom Watson and Iain Austin, respectively Gordon's attack puppy and heckler-in-chief, occupied ground floor offices in Downing Street adjacent to the cabinet room. The pair liked to think of themselves as Gordon's enforcers. Stephen Carter has had them kicked out of their offices and their places taken by his deputy and secretary.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Bitch Slap for Sarah from GMTV

With all the pictures of Carla Sarkozy looking glamorously sexy and Sarah Brown looking shall we say, less glamorous in her outfit, Guido thought the question to Gordon on GMTV this morning was particularly stinging.

The interviewer asked Gordon "Did you choose your wife's outfit?" Cruel, so cruel...

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Guido is on the Beach

Have however just noticed that the readers of ConservativeHome.com have voted their favourite use of new media to be Guido's 2007 video of Gordon Picking and Eating His Nose Bogies.

It is gratifying to see how successful that video has been - it is probably the most successful British political YouTube video of all time (there are about 4 different versions of it doing the rounds, including a viral one formatted for mobile phones). To put it in perspective, that one YouTube video has been seen more than all of the Downing Street YouTube channel's output combined.

Guido would like to remind you how Paxman and Michael White et al sneered about it. Who had the better judgement about what people really wanted to know about Gordon? They wanted to know for themselves - did he really pick his nose? In the end even BBC News reported it, though they described it as "alleged evidence on the internet". The video has also been seen around the world on various conventional TV broadcast news shows. Canal Plus in France has a late night equivalent to Newsnight, where the prettier female equivalent to Paxman was in fits of laughter that the English would make someone like Gordon, who would do that in public, Prime Minister. Hundreds of thousands of people have watched it. Why is it so popular? Because we like to laugh at our rulers, that is a very healthy thing - unlike eating your bogies...

It remains Guido's favourite single production. So, just for all the fans, one more time:

Monday, March 17, 2008

Gold, Girls, Brown & Bust Banks

Guido wishes he had bought his daughters more gold each when they were born. Still with gold at $1030 an ounce, tripling in three years is satisfactory. Thanks Gordon for depressing the price.

When Brown and Darling try to present themselves as the safe pairs of hands in this coming time of economic crisis, remember that Brown was the financial whizz who sold Britain's gold reserves at the historic low for dollars. Now as the dollar goes into freefall the total loss from that idiotic decision (he even told the market to get short before he sold off the reserves) will dwarf the few billion lost by the Bank of England on White Wednesday. Brown's judgement is neither good or timely.

We have yet to have the final reckoning for Northern Rock, where some estimate that over 20% of the loans are to mortgagees with negative equity. The Fed arranged the sale of Bear Stearns in comparable circumstances over this weekend. It took dithering Brown months to make the wrong decision on Northern Rock. Remember how Lloyds TSB was interested in buying Northern Rock in much the same way Morgan Chase has just bought Bear Stearns?

The Tory benches are full of people who have worked in financial markets, Letwin, Redwood, even Andrew Mitchell and many more understand the markets far more than the student union activist turned TV producer cum PM and the dull barrister ever will. Faced with the worst financial crisis since the seventies what did they do? Implement a pre-emptive growth package in the budget? No, they threatened to tax plastic bags and put up car duties and taxes for those on lower incomes. Pathetic.
UPDATE : The LibDem benches, it has been pointed out in the comments, also have their fair share of brains acquainted with financial markets - Cable and Laws to name two. The Labour benches are devoid of experience.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

How Much Have You Been Clobbered for Car tax?

Buried in the small print are some hefty increases on car taxes. Not just big cars either - ordinary family cars are getting whacked as well. The Taxpayers Alliance have put it all online for some 4000 car models in a handily digestible downloadable format. Once again middle-class families bear the brunt of Brown's unfunded spending commitments...

UPDATE : Curly points out that taxing a Nissan Micra will cost £40 more!

Friday, March 7, 2008

Gordon 2.0

Fraser Nelson in the Speccie has a 2,400 word piece on the new team around Gordon, some of whom have private-sector experience of successfully running more than a whelk stall, which is not something that can be said for the Alexanders, Milibands and Balls'.

Stephen Carter from Brunswick and Jeremy Heywood from Morgan Stanley are the new dynamic duo in downing Street according to Fraser. Jennifer Moses, an ex-Goldman Sachs managing director has come in to the big tent via the LibDem friendly think-tank CentreForum.

The Jonah effect was immediately felt. Ms Moses' husband's hedge fund (Peleton) won an industry award in January, she announced she was going to work for Gordon in February. Her husband loses a billion or so that month and his hedge fund is now being wound up. Hope he wasn't listening to pillow talk giving an inside track on Gordon's musings on mortgage backed securities...

UPDATE :
As pointed out in the comments, according to yesterday's Daily Mail
Jennifer Moses had been due begin work in her new Downing Street office in the next few days to "spice up" policies ahead of the next election. But she has pulled out over what No. 10 was today describing as a "domestic situation".

Monday, February 25, 2008

Gordon and Sarah's Weekend With Dave and Posh

Guido is at a loss as to what to say about the Beckhams and the Browns weekending together at Chequers. The Beckhams are not known for their intellectual pastimes. What does Gordon see in the footballing gay icon?

Monday, February 18, 2008

Seventies Socialism Returns

In 1975 Britain was told by Tony Benn that the nationalisation of British Motor Holdings and the Leyland Motor Corporation would be "partial". Alistair Darling today says the nationalisation of Northern Rock will be "temporary".

It is worth taking a moment to reflect on how we got here. When Northern Rock's troubles became critical there was no systemic risk to the financial system. There was a risk to 6,000 regional jobs which was a political risk in a period of election fever in Labour's North East heartlands.

If Northern Rock had been put into administration the shareholders and probably the employees would have lost out. No mortgage holders would have been worse off, depositors would, since we are told by the government the bank's assets are good, have got their money back.

The only cost to the taxpayer would have been the unemployment benefit payments to redundant Northern Rock staff - most may have kept their jobs with new owners of the business (Lloyds TSB was said to be interested). Instead of the normal commercial and legal run off process taking its course, the government intervened. The result is the biggest nationalisation of the century.

Many would argue convincingly that depositors would have not been able to extract their money in the event of a liquidation, or at least not in good time. The government could have in that case guaranteed the deposits and collected the money back as a normal creditor. For a moment in the beginning that did seem to be a real possibility. That would have been a much smaller risk to the taxpayer.

Now we have a situation where £100 billion of taxpayer's money is being bet on the UK property market as it teeters on the edge. Gordon Brown repeats the mantra that the public's money is secured against the bank's assets. The bank's assets are what exactly? The equity in mortgagee's homes belongs not to the bank, it belongs to the homeowners. The only properties Northern Rock has an interest in are it's own branches and offices. The only homes it owns are those where it forecloses, usually and increasingly at a loss due to negative equity (remember all those 125% offers). The other major asset the bank owns is it's profit stream from the spread it makes on lending versus borrowing. That has disappeared because of the credit crunch. Right now there is no profit stream to speak of, that is why the bank is bust.

What is most disturbing about the new legislation being proposed is that it will empower the state to nationalise more banks. Which seems to contradict Darling's claim that this is a "temporary and exceptional" measure. It has always been the objective of British socialists to nationalise the banks. Thirty years ago they wiped out the British owned car industry, now they are coming for the banks. New Labour is dead. Socialism is back...

UPDATE :
Anatole Kaletsky agrees - wind-up the bank.


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