tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-47344426351779764782008-04-06T09:48:00.009+01:002008-04-06T14:47:04.308+01:002008-04-06T14:47:04.308+01:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3211/2392137412_8f4d565678_o.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3211/2392137412_8f4d565678_o.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a>Jonathan Oliver in the <a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article3690033.ece">Sunday Times</a> has a story about Gordon wandering around at the Progressive Governance jamboree with a big orange splodge of make-up on his forehead. Guido remarked on Gordon's <a href="http://www.order-order.com/2008/04/gordon-loses-his-way-again-with-plp.html">tendency to twattishness</a> earlier this week, listing ten of the twatty things he has done. From tucking hs <a href="http://www.order-order.com/2007/04/wheres-gordon_24.html">trousers into his socks</a> to picking his nose for two minutes <a href="http://www.guynews.tv/2007/07/bogeyman-brown-remix.html">live on TV</a>. The PM got lost at Windsor Castle and <a href="http://www.order-order.com/2008/03/wheres-gordon-pm-got-lost-says-her.html">kept the Queen waiting</a> last week, he comically once locked himself in the loo and had to be rescued by Tony Blair.<br /><br />Downing Street's spin-master Stephen Carter realises that, much to Guido's satisfaction, the <span style="font-style: italic;">"PM is a twat"</span> meme is gaining popular traction. Vince Cable vocalised what even Labour MPs think - the PM is a Mr Bean style nerd. It is one thing to be feared as a malevolent weirdo, another thing to be derided. So we now have the appointment of an ex-BBC producer, Nicola Burdett, 35, <span style="font-style: italic;">"to stop the embarrassing photographs and television footage that risk turning Brown into a figure of fun"</span>.<br /><br />An impossible task. Too late. <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">People are already laughing down the pub at Gordon picking his nose on a <a href="http://www.order-order.com/2007/07/that-mobile-phone-video-viral.html">mobile phone viral video</a>.<br /><br />UPDATE : </span> Makes you proud don't it? 19 heads of state met Britain's Prime Minister looking like this...</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_EQc_hLHXONE/R_jUD3yOcDI/AAAAAAAABnk/1NDLyLUnSt4/s1600-h/MrBlobby.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_EQc_hLHXONE/R_jUD3yOcDI/AAAAAAAABnk/1NDLyLUnSt4/s400/MrBlobby.jpg" title="TWAT" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5186128133896433714" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><br /> <a href="http://messagespace.advertserve.com/advertpro/servlet/click/zone?zid=70&pid=5&lookup=true&position=1" target="_top"> <img src="http://messagespace.advertserve.com/advertpro/servlet/view/banner/image/zone?zid=70&pid=5&position=1" hspace="0" vspace="0" border="0" alt="Advertise on this site with MessageSpace" /> </a></div>Guido Fawkeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15091277669318213298noreply@blogger.com