Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Lunch with Thatcher

"A shared loathning for the Inland Revenue" I do h...

2007-09-02T23:56:00.000+01:00

"A shared loathning for the Inland Revenue" I do hope you don't do anything as slimy as Thatcher and all those bastards who live here but think they are better than the rest of us in needing to pay their taxes.

I was at a table on the other side of Carole and I...

2007-09-01T10:56:00.000+01:00

I was at a table on the other side of Carole and I definitely heard her say: "Mummy's in Switzerland and she's on the game".

I'm not even a Tory and I wouldn't have revealed what I overheard Carole Thatcher say. Why would you?

Of course, Guido, as wankers like you would say 'O...

2007-09-01T10:36:00.000+01:00

Of course, Guido, as wankers like you would say 'Only the little people pay taxes'. Arsehole.

This is more like it Guido, next mission, should y...

2007-09-01T09:42:00.000+01:00

This is more like it Guido, next mission, should you choose to accept it, is to disguise yourself as a rent boy and go for the ultimate scoop

Why do you need to be a rentboy to get a scoop of Rum & Raisin??

To me Carol has always seemed a really game girl, ...

2007-09-01T00:35:00.000+01:00

To me Carol has always seemed a really game girl, a GSOH sport; had she been an only child, unhampered by her brother, she'd have already made her fortune and added greatly to the gaiety of the nation.

She having all that money in Switzerland, I can't ...

2007-09-01T00:24:00.000+01:00

She having all that money in Switzerland, I can't understand why he should pay the bill. She's probably wealthier.

The "ultimate scoop" of what?

2007-08-31T22:16:00.000+01:00

The "ultimate scoop" of what?

This is more like it Guido, next mission, should y...

2007-08-31T20:12:00.000+01:00

This is more like it Guido, next mission, should you choose to accept it, is to disguise yourself as a rent boy and go for the ultimate scoop

I think what you meant was "at the table next to ...

2007-08-31T19:59:00.000+01:00

I think what you meant was "at the table next to me.."

"on the table next to me" conjures mind-boggling visions distressing to those of a delicate disposition.

How do I get money in Switzerland? Any advice gra...

2007-08-31T19:58:00.000+01:00

How do I get money in Switzerland? Any advice gratefully received.

His name wasn't Reinaldo was it ? In which case, I...

2007-08-31T18:43:00.000+01:00

His name wasn't Reinaldo was it ?

In which case, I'd be careful what I say...