tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-84666302983727669692008-05-02T18:22:00.000+01:002008-05-02T18:22:00.000+01:002008-05-02T18:22:00.000+01:00Dear G Brown<BR/><BR/>I am writing in response to the advert you placed on the popular Labour Party fansite (www.upshitcreekwithoutapaddle.com)and I wish to apply for the position advertised. I have many person-to-person skills plus a unique ability to micro-manage any crisis to my own advantage. The areas I feel that I am lacking in is sensitivity to ethnic minorities; I was recently unfortunately photographed at a Muslim council meeting drinking what was claimed to be a large Scotch, but I know to have been only a small one. I have also been accused of being heavy-handed with the press - accusing one nosy little bastard ... oops ... member of the press ... of being a concentration camp guard.<BR/><BR/>Due to unforeseen circumstances I suddenly find myself out of work at present so I am available for interviews at short notice.<BR/><BR/>Please don't ask to see me on Thursdays though - its the day I have to sign on.<BR/><BR/>Yours<BR/><BR/>Kenneth Livingstone<BR/>(the bloke who lost his job because of your incompetence)Ken Livingstonenoreply@blogger.com