Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Gold, Girls, Brown & Bust Banks

Your comments on matters economic make Norman Lamo...

2008-03-21T12:07:00.000Z

Your comments on matters economic make Norman Lamont look like a fucking genius. Firstly, Gold is priced in dollars numbnuts! Just in case you hadn't noticed, we work in pounds sterling so when the dollar drops, so does every asset priced in dollars - muppet! Of course, since you predicted both the fall of the dollar and the rise of gold you're now a multi billionaire right? no? what? what? Oh and while we're here, you won't have noticed, but the FED gave JPM $30bn in an non-recourse loan to bail out BS. So if the assets of BS turn out to be the shite everyone suspects then that's $30bn pissed down a hole and the bank isn't nationalised! Too much for your spam-brained fuckwit intellectual facility though eh?

I thought McBroon sold our gold to buy Euro?

2008-03-19T21:50:00.000Z

I thought McBroon sold our gold to buy Euro?

disagree that Guido is making a cunt of everyone i...

2008-03-18T19:14:00.000Z

disagree that Guido is making a cunt of everyone in this blog, Shotgun needs no help in that department at all.

ROFLMFAO!!!!

I've been checking just to see if you, you fucking cretin, would make a comment...and you didn't disappoint.

Fuck me Hilton but you really are a true cunt.

I have never understood why the Tories seemingly f...

2008-03-18T19:09:00.000Z

I have never understood why the Tories seemingly fail to lay a glove on him....

16% poll lead is hardly failing to land a glove.

Steady on shotgun - you miss the point of my post....

2008-03-18T19:07:00.000Z

Steady on shotgun - you miss the point of my post. Of course it is votes, but if you were a Labour candidate here, you could turn a Geordie out on to the street, shag hi.....

Fair enough geordie, I am a twat and should have read your post with more care.

That proves I am not a Labour supporter...they would never admit to be wrong and a twat.

Anon 12.41 (and others) - re Ireland, I've edited ...

2008-03-18T18:53:00.000Z

Anon 12.41 (and others) - re Ireland, I've edited your piece and it now makes sense. I'll pop the invoice in the post.

"Gordon is a Scottish man who lives in Scotland.

Why do you think he always uses Scottish people as ministers in England?

Yes Scotland has a low employment economy, but its recent impressive growth in benefits came about due to the Scottish being in Government in England. Scotland has also received billions in subsidy from England.

Yet Gordon (a Scottish bloke in England) hates England.

Furthermore Scotland has a better NHS, a better welfare state, better infrastructure, and free education and prescription charges. Its getting even better, but with that nasty England money.

Let me tell you a story about Scotland. ( I try not to go there).

My daughter was applying for University one night while in England, we called a professor, and he met us at the local university at 1:00am. She had one GCSE in Meedja Studies, and he prescribed the appropriate number required - 3. He then wrote out his invoice for £30,000. I flashed my Scottish passport, and he said thank you very much and we left with the £30,000 in OUR pockets..

The next day our niece who lives in England applied for the same course, again the professor was called late at night, same scenario unfolded, except her mother had to part with the £30,000.

Incidentally my niece also received an invoice when she was born. It was headed “Dear Niece, congratulations on being born yesterday. You owe Scotland 85 years’ worth of your tax. Please make arrangements to pay the full amount within the next seven days or we will take enforcement action, including court action, to recover it in full”.

So Anon keep on using Ireland as a side-show."

That is a slur upon the superior type of retard th...

2008-03-18T18:34:00.000Z

That is a slur upon the superior type of retard that frequents the inner Tory sanctum.

Given that most of your posts border on the
sub-literate you've got no business calling anybody a retard.

Any chance the job centre could fix you up with an adult literacy course?

Shorter life expectancy than where? Swaziland? No....

2008-03-18T16:01:00.000Z

Shorter life expectancy than where? Swaziland? No. Russia? No. Greenland? No. Turkey? No. Croatia? No. Portugal? Still no.

The UK? The USA? Yes by a "whopping" 0.8 and 0.1 of a year respectively, according to the CIA Factbook.

Ireland ranks 32nd in world wide life expectancy with 77.9 years. Not too shabby though, eh, considering the world average is only 65.82 years.

Wow. A mighty 0.8 years. Our anti-Irish Labour friend really has his finger on the pulse.

and that could be easily explained by Ireland having a far greater advantage in the age structure compared to the UK.

Age structure - RoI

0-14 years: 20.8%
15-64 years: 67.5%
65 years and over: 11.7%

Age structure - UK

0-14 years: 17.2%
15-64 years: 67%
65 years and over: 15.8%

And it would seem Ireland's advantage is increasing whilst the UK approaches negative figures.

Birth rate

RoI - 14.4 births/1,000 population (2007 est.)
UK - 10.67 births/1,000 population (2007 est.)

Death rate

RoI - 7.79 deaths/1,000 population (2007 est.)
UK - 10.09 deaths/1,000 population (2007 est.)

Oh look. The Human Development Report 2007/2008 by...

2008-03-18T14:32:00.000Z

Oh look. The Human Development Report 2007/2008 by the United Nations Development Programme seems to have a "few" more facts that make Anonymong anti-Irish Labour bigot look a bit more silly as well.

Ireland at 5th place in terms of human development compared to 16th for the UK.

What do you say about that then Mr "I want to sink with the Labour party-run UK"?

Holy shit, is moderation the norm for grown-ups' b...

2008-03-18T13:33:00.000Z

Holy shit, is moderation the norm for grown-ups' blogs now Guido? That hammock is slowing us down.

Apology to Gary Elsby, Stoke's most prolific benef...

2008-03-18T13:31:00.000Z

Apology to Gary Elsby, Stoke's most prolific benefits author.
You, while remaining of course a cunt of national importance, are not quite of the brain-numbing banality of some of your brethren who have lost their way to this place. Some of them are truly international level cunts, so you are going to have to lower your game old son to get amongst that depth of dross.

'All that glisters is not gold,Often have you hear...

2008-03-18T08:44:00.000Z

'All that glisters is not gold,
Often have you heard that told;
Many a man his life hath sold
But my outside to behold:
Gilded tombs do worms infold.
Had you been as wise as bold,
Young in limbs, in judgment old,
Your answer had not been inscroll'd:
Fare you well, your suit is cold.'
Cold indeed; and labour lost:
Then, farewell, heat, and welcome, frost!

Take heed and I think the penultimate line is very topical when taken literally.

Labour has suffered a dramatic backlash from voter...

2008-03-18T05:48:00.000Z

Labour has suffered a dramatic backlash from voters in the wake of Alistair Darling's do-nothing budget, according to a Guardian/ICM poll published today. Support for the party has fallen to its lowest since Gordon Brown took office, with the Conservative lead quadrupling to a scale not seen since Margaret Thatcher won her final landslide in June 1987.

The poll, carried out over the weekend, puts the Tories 13 points ahead

Bye bye bruun you skidmark in the pants of democracy,P45 for nulab!

4.58pm"Very shortly after this, Keynes was dead."D...

2008-03-18T05:29:00.000Z

4.58pm

"Very shortly after this, Keynes was dead."

Did he die on a mountain...?

4:16 PMfook the fookin statistics, we've got more ...

2008-03-18T05:23:00.000Z

4:16 PM

fook the fookin statistics, we've got more fookin four-leafed fookin clovers than the fookin rest of the fookin world fookin put to fookin gether. could fookin feed the fookin whole of fookin africa we fookin well could. fook.

3:40 PMOOOOOAAAAAHAHARAHAHAHAHAHAHARAHAHAHAHAHAHAA...

2008-03-18T04:45:00.000Z

3:40 PM

OOOOOAAAAAHAHARAHAHAHAHAHAHARAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHARAHAHARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah you English guys, you have the mother of all senses of humours!!!!!!

3:24 PMMy good man,Those executions...As a tourist...

2008-03-18T04:36:00.000Z

3:24 PM

My good man,

Those executions...

As a tourist attraction, would not beheadings cut more of a dash? In my experience, they are far more swish. And if I may be so bold, I might perhaps venture that the occasional meretritious member of Royalty could figure in one-off historic celebrations of this realm's proud democratic traditions - ceremonial venue, before The Banqueting House, Palace of Whitehall.

miss nova minstrelle, pass mark f&cs:Although I ap...

2008-03-18T03:55:00.000Z

miss nova minstrelle, pass mark f&cs:

Although I appreciate that you try your very best to cater for the white British person, I am obliged to point out that THIS salon has many years of experience in the crossover discipline and provides a dedicated service aimed specially at giving our paler friends that curling feeling.

1:25 PMYou are such an inspiration! From now on, ...

2008-03-18T01:55:00.000Z

1:25 PM

You are such an inspiration! From now on, I will point-blank refuse to pay museum entry-fees! Whatever the cost!

12:31 PMA great improvement, cassandra.A point wel...

2008-03-18T01:17:00.000Z

12:31 PM

A great improvement, cassandra.

A point well made without the need for all those fucking cunts and bollocks, dear.

12:24 PMBut which 80% of the stastical guerilla wo...

2008-03-18T01:11:00.000Z

12:24 PM

But which 80% of the stastical guerilla would be convicted and imprisoned? Nice one, that'll snow those petty bureaucrats under a treat.

12.06pm"and most of all withdraw your coerced supp...

2008-03-18T00:57:00.000Z

12.06pm

"and most of all withdraw your coerced support for the State Propaganda Unit, the BB-fuckinC."

A hardened revo, I see. There's a first-class one-way tumbril reservation waiting for you, comrade. (in-cart TV included)

I hear that Brown's "emergency" smash and grab rai...

2008-03-17T23:44:00.000Z

I hear that Brown's "emergency" smash and grab raid on UK savings accounts is becoming more likely.

I disagree that Guido is making a cunt of everyone...

2008-03-17T22:56:00.000Z

I disagree that Guido is making a cunt of everyone in this blog, Shotgun needs no help in that department at all.
That is a slur upon the superior type of retard that frequents the inner Tory sanctum.
Absolute cunt.
Gary

Gordon Brown and his side kick Little Darling did ...

2008-03-17T22:53:00.000Z

Gordon Brown and his side kick Little Darling did not have to be experts in banking or finance in order to make a sensible and sound decision on Northern Rock.

All they had to do was get the expertise in.

But they didn't. Or didn't they? Is it possible that the whole Northern Rock deal was a scam?

After all, who on earth would nationalise a bank if all the assets had been hived off to an untouchable offshore account?

Is Northern rock the British Enron?