Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Brown's Bushisms

"The Government has done more for poverty"Given th...

2008-04-24T09:51:00.000+01:00

"The Government has done more for poverty"

Given that Gordon is currently creating £3000 of government debt for each household in the land EVERY QUARTER as he tries to bail out his failing economy, I can see what he means now. That's £24,000 of government debt by the spring of 2010.

Please, go to the country NOW Gordon. We simply can't afford your ridiculous ego-trip anymore.

There was that time he meant to say, "I fucking ha...

2008-04-23T23:52:00.000+01:00

There was that time he meant to say, "I fucking hate you English cunts, especially you, Blair, you mincing bisexual fucker of over-forty-fatties", but what actually came out was "We have taken the tough decisions."

"Hello. My name is Gordon Brown. I am your Prime M...

2008-04-23T22:37:00.000+01:00

"Hello. My name is Gordon Brown. I am your Prime Minister."

Oh, fuck. We are doomed.

Maybe Gag Halfrunt needs to adjust Brown's meds.

2008-04-23T22:30:00.000+01:00

Maybe Gag Halfrunt needs to adjust Brown's meds.

"I remember the 1940s." Gordon Brown was born in i...

2008-04-23T21:50:00.000+01:00

"I remember the 1940s." Gordon Brown was born in in 1951.

Strikes me as more of a Goreism, or even a Blairism. There I was at that football ground bla bla

Gordon Brown said"The Government has done more for...

2008-04-23T19:06:00.000+01:00

Gordon Brown said
"The Government has done more for poverty over the past fifteen years...""

In which way has The Government " done more " for poverty ?

Has it improved poverty as an ideal ? Has it extended the lifespan of poverty ? Has it made poverty more aware of diversity ?

Perhaps the Prime Minister meant " done more against poverty ", but who knows ?

Browns Bushisms, for fucks sake Guido when are we ...

2008-04-23T18:33:00.000+01:00

Browns Bushisms, for fucks sake Guido when are we going to get the lowdown on Nicola Burdette (coincidentally means wee Scots lassie in Jockish)?

As a taxpayer I demand to know if my hard earned mites are being put to good use keeping the Gobbler gaff free? I want performance stats. How many gaffs have been avoided? What is the average cost per gaff avoided? Does her job description cover verbal as well as visual gaffs? Has prezza been chatting her up in work time?

My favourite Brownism was today when Dave stood up...

2008-04-23T18:25:00.000+01:00

My favourite Brownism was today when Dave stood up and said "can the useless, pointless, spineless, u-turning, sweating, stinking, sulking, sleeping, howling, grasping, wanking ,rocking, phone-throwing, fucking, embarrassing,lying, sickening, cowering,dithering Prime Minister tell us his appointments for today?"

I may have misheard slightly.

I'm still keen on that Golden Oldie 'Nelson Mandel...

2008-04-23T18:22:00.000+01:00

I'm still keen on that Golden Oldie 'Nelson Mandela was freed in our lunchtime". But the truth is Gordon mangles the English language every time he opens his mouth.

gordon brown displays all the characteristics of a...

2008-04-23T16:53:00.000+01:00

gordon brown displays all the characteristics of a junkie.
incoherent speech, furtive behaviour, paranoid, unable to maintain eye contact, illogical thought process, steals other peoples money for binges, pathologically lies, etc etc etc.
gordon brown is being prescribed amphetemines to improve his empty natural performance.
I do not think it is acceptable for our PM to be a junkie.
note to brown: go to the country you fucking cunt.

i think Bill Quango mp may be right , the U turn h...

2008-04-23T16:45:00.000+01:00

i think Bill Quango mp may be right , the U turn has avoided his berlin , but we still dont know how quickly the help will be administered , waiting for dec and winter fuel allowance will not relieve the immedeiacy of the suffering .

PMQs reveiew
tributes to killed airmen and to the wonderful ms dunwoody done properly by all leaders .

gordon was eased a little with the rebellion quashed for now !! but camerons analysis of personal over public , highlighted the most current problem , overall it was bit more managed and a pleasant surprise to see some old labour back benches trying to make points on the pms behalf .

of course it easy to assume that the PMQs non answer problem has improved slightly in that we now get some wierd sort of historical re buttal "we have done this which is more than they ever did etc " this follows yvette coopers "since when have the tories ever cared approach" , but PMQs is being turned into a defence rear guard by the use of pro questions that lead to a closed answer .

so we are moving from none answer to closed or managed answer !!
nice touch really , is this the "iron man" idea ?? or is it goerings ring of steel .

the u turn is deeply embarassing namely because the sums have not been done correctly which is what they are paid to do.

nick clegg gave a spirited performance with a good end line "pointless goverment" well exactly nick , but you have to wonder at what point they became pointless my money is round about 2004 , but thats democracy for you.

nigel watersons questions highlighted the bordon brown failiure , why did he whip not re establish pensions link?? answ for gordon "because un like the tories we want to help pensioners" Eh how does that answer work??

on international matters it is now proven that the Jonha effect is lessend on women , gordon shook both hillarys and obamas hands , but hillary won however obama had a double whanny in that some people now think his campaign has run out of steam . so obvious systemic jonahering occures .

my alan johnson source says they are satisfied and are with holding the docs , one description of him was that he was rather nasty and was dishing out quite a bit of pressure , so i can only assume the info was quite good , but it was tantallising glimpse of what has been going off up in hull. which one description of it was the "new havanah of east riding" chev johnson isnt too far off i me told , with fiddle (fidel) prescott as retired el presidenta .

oh well can any one tell me how many times gordon has said the words "review" "looking at" "looking into" this new lexicon is politics of a revving engine , brrrummm , bbbrrrruuuumm , brruuummmmm , and it no going anywhere , have the wheels fallen off ???

Brown today said of Cameron that, "I see the right...

2008-04-23T16:33:00.000+01:00

Brown today said of Cameron that, "I see the right hon. Gentleman’s new-found enthusiasm for poverty has lasted only a few seconds"

Whereas, of course, Brown has always had an enthusiasm for poverty - after all, it keeps him in No. 10.

What was that one from the dark distant past when ...

2008-04-23T16:28:00.000+01:00

What was that one from the dark distant past when he was still dressing like an empoverished RE Teacher from Poland - ah yes:

"post androgenous neoclassical negative growth syndrome" .....

if my memory serves me correctly - sorry I cannot be arsed to Google it, let alone explain what it mean or he meant.

Maybe someone here can enlighten me.

Having scoured the internet & several reputable dealers, I am sad to report that there is not a weapon system currently in production that holds enough ammunition for me to adequately express how I feel about Neo Labour.

Gordon kept on thinking and saying he really was a...

2008-04-23T16:08:00.000+01:00

Gordon kept on thinking and saying he really was an iron chancellor... maybe it was a reference to his sexual pecadillos?

How about: "the British have no use for entreprene...

2008-04-23T16:06:00.000+01:00

How about: "the British have no use for entrepreneurs"?

OK, he didn't say that. He didn't need to.

He was in a car once and commented to the driver "...

2008-04-23T15:47:00.000+01:00

He was in a car once and commented to the driver "Look, that cow has had it's foal" (see Tom Bower Biography for this and a gold mine of other nonsesnse)

Not a Bushism, but this one is good too - just after the '97 election Broon was told by Robertson the defence sec. that he had just got a bill for a £80 million refit of a sub. 'Hold it' said Brown, 'don't agree to anything.'

'Ask me where the refit is,' said Robertson.'

'Where?'

'Rosyth.' (Broons constituency)

'Oh thats all right then, oh ha ha ha.'

In PMQs today, I am sure he referred to the London...

2008-04-23T15:28:00.000+01:00

In PMQs today, I am sure he referred to the London Mayoral Erection

/ "The Government has done more for poverty over t...

2008-04-23T15:22:00.000+01:00

/ "The Government has done more for poverty over the past fifteen years" Yes, when John Major was in charge of the government. /

Yes, always a friend of poverty was Major Gray.