Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Friday Caption Contest

Pig feeds farm animal.

2008-05-04T01:09:00.000+01:00

Pig feeds farm animal.

Prezza 'making good progress' in rehab clinic for ...

2008-05-03T21:10:00.000+01:00

Prezza 'making good progress' in rehab clinic for eating disorders.

Hoey and Prezza perform obscene sex act on invisib...

2008-05-03T17:47:00.000+01:00

Hoey and Prezza perform obscene sex act on invisible prime minister.

I will miss you so much Gordon now that I'm going ...

2008-05-03T13:18:00.000+01:00

I will miss you so much Gordon now that I'm going off to work for Boris!

Fuck off you bitch, i'm not flying anywhere, and i...

2008-05-03T10:55:00.000+01:00

Fuck off you bitch, i'm not flying anywhere, and i'm not wesring any day-glo stripes down me sides.

Kate feeds pig because there is no room left at th...

2008-05-02T22:56:00.000+01:00

Kate feeds pig because there is no room left at the trough...

Kevin Keegan and Prezza compare boxing techniques....

2008-05-02T22:10:00.000+01:00

Kevin Keegan and Prezza compare boxing techniques.

"You got a purty mouth, boy. Now, squeal like a p...

2008-05-02T21:32:00.000+01:00

"You got a purty mouth, boy. Now, squeal like a pig."

INDEX: Ugly pig in front of wall.

2008-05-02T20:28:00.000+01:00

INDEX: Ugly pig in front of wall.

Payday at Westminster.

2008-05-02T20:08:00.000+01:00

Payday at Westminster.

Richard Branson shaves off his beard and then says...

2008-05-02T19:24:00.000+01:00

Richard Branson shaves off his beard and then says is happy to work with Boris.

Kens advisor giving Kate a few pointers on how to ...

2008-05-02T18:27:00.000+01:00

Kens advisor giving Kate a few pointers on how to tell porkies!

Kate Hoey goes to touch skin but gravely miscalcul...

2008-05-02T18:17:00.000+01:00

Kate Hoey goes to touch skin but gravely miscalculates Boris's stature.

Are you vegetarian or would you fancy some pussy, ...

2008-05-02T17:58:00.000+01:00

Are you vegetarian or would you fancy some pussy, Boris?

Have a handful of dried bogies to keep you going G...

2008-05-02T17:54:00.000+01:00

Have a handful of dried bogies to keep you going Gordon...I'm just popping out to hunt down a few foxes and then I'll be back to roast you on a bonfire of all the talents.

Hoey:"My God, not only does he LOOK like Jeremy Co...

2008-05-02T17:42:00.000+01:00

Hoey:

"My God, not only does he LOOK like Jeremy Corbyn, but he also EATS like him!"

"All I did was sprinkle pixie dust on harman's fac...

2008-05-02T17:37:00.000+01:00

"All I did was sprinkle pixie dust on harman's face. "

Oh pigshit. I never thought Boris would actually ...

2008-05-02T17:26:00.000+01:00

Oh pigshit. I never thought Boris would actually win. Now let's see if I can train this little piggy to win the olympic high-jump comp, for which Gordon has kindly entered me.

Bloody Freaks....As Kate closes the door on the la...

2008-05-02T17:19:00.000+01:00

Bloody Freaks

....As Kate closes the door on the labour party, she gives the last scraps to Harriet Hamster....

A blissful smile on her face as she thinks of her new job with Boris.....

This little piggy went to marketThis little piggy ...

2008-05-02T17:14:00.000+01:00

This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed at home
This little piggy had rosbif
This little piggy had none
Cuz the bally taxman had taken the bally lot

Kate Hoey rewards Snout after their glorious trium...

2008-05-02T17:12:00.000+01:00

Kate Hoey rewards Snout after their glorious triumph in the annual House of Commons "pet/owner look-a-like competition".

like ghost or gerge orwell post (well i would i su...

2008-05-02T17:10:00.000+01:00

like ghost or gerge orwell post (well i would i suppose)

Kh:there we are lttle pig , this way to the voters bonaza , thats right follow the grains .

ok lads got the knackers van ready get the doors open hes falling for it .

or
kate hoey isnt sure if bankseys rendevous was a bit of a lark

You can tell alot about a person by the company th...

2008-05-02T17:03:00.000+01:00

You can tell alot about a person by the company they keep - with that thought in mind, pig exits stage right!

Richard Branson launches new no-swills ministerial...

2008-05-02T17:00:00.000+01:00

Richard Branson launches new no-swills ministerial airline in attempt to bridge political rift between US and UK.

Yeah ... I've got to feed it for now but then I am...

2008-05-02T16:56:00.000+01:00

Yeah ... I've got to feed it for now but then I am going to marry it and find it a nice safe seat somewhere and then we'll live happily ever after and you tax-paying bastards can pay for us. If Cooper-Balls can do it, so can I.