Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Prezza Who?

Confidantes with an e? So they were female? How do...

2007-07-04T13:17:00.000+01:00

Confidantes with an e? So they were female? How does Prescott manage it?

Clothilde Simon

That YouTube link is buggered. The Conservative Pa...

2007-07-02T00:50:00.000+01:00

That YouTube link is buggered.

The Conservative Party knows how the link feels then I reckon ...

That YouTube link is buggered.

2007-06-30T00:55:00.000+01:00

That YouTube link is buggered.

the king of the news said... julian 10:13amThe res...

2007-06-29T20:18:00.000+01:00

the king of the news said...
julian 10:13am

The rest is 100% Emily and how he is the World's Greatest Ever Leader and how the people of the United Kingdom must be ever grateful for his deigning to be born in a virgin birth - what's a few civil rights abridgements along the way, eh?

Absolutely, during his reign, the messliar, has performed many earth-shattering miracles - just look at how he has turned the water of the river Tigris into wine.

1:02 PM, June 29, 2007

I think that you may have mistaken the redness of the wine for the bloods of thousands.

doggie style 1:18pmhe'd ruin my outfit every fucki...

2007-06-29T14:34:00.000+01:00

doggie style 1:18pm

he'd ruin my outfit every fucking time and so i'd have to bin it coz it was so contaminated by all manner of his profuse bodily fluids.

when a prezza job comes in we have to seal it in a fucking huge concrete block and dump at the bottom of the mariana trench

as we speak, inspector yates of the yard is follow...

2007-06-29T14:24:00.000+01:00

as we speak, inspector yates of the yard is following a trail of pies to prezza's home in hull

The real reason for the abrupt departure:"Flipping...

2007-06-29T13:52:00.000+01:00

The real reason for the abrupt departure:

"Flipping hell, those greedy beggers have sat themselves down and eaten all my pies!"

chuck unsworth 1:01 PMMiss Tracey (and maybe he do...

2007-06-29T13:18:00.000+01:00

chuck unsworth 1:01 PM

Miss Tracey (and maybe he does!): "he used to leave me looking like a dog's dinner". Who looked like the dog's dinner, you, him or both? And was that an improvement?

he does still chew on a corner once in a while -but to answer your question, he left me looking like a dog's dinner god you wouldn't believe how he'd ruin my outfit every fucking time and so i'd have to bin it coz it was so contaminated by all manner of his profuse bodily fluids. No, it was not an improvement you cheeky sod, but that pigshit would never have oticed the difference, would he? He always looks like one.

julian 10:13amThe rest is 100% Emily and how he is...

2007-06-29T13:02:00.000+01:00

julian 10:13am

The rest is 100% Emily and how he is the World's Greatest Ever Leader and how the people of the United Kingdom must be ever grateful for his deigning to be born in a virgin birth - what's a few civil rights abridgements along the way, eh?

Absolutely, during his reign, the messliar, has performed many earth-shattering miracles - just look at how he has turned the water of the river Tigris into wine.

Miss Tracey (and maybe he does!): "he used to leav...

2007-06-29T13:01:00.000+01:00

Miss Tracey (and maybe he does!): "he used to leave me looking like a dog's dinner". Who looked like the dog's dinner, you, him or both? And was that an improvement?

Anyway, it's back to the delights of Hull, home and the lovely Pauline now. Always admired that Brillo Pad hairstyle of hers - probably carbon-fibre. I could never understand why she had to be driven from the hotel to the conference hall, the hair would have stood up to a force nine gale.

Anyone seen or heard from Rosie these days? She's a game girl, eh?

chuck unsworth 8:19pmBy my estimate he was getting...

2007-06-29T12:44:00.000+01:00

chuck unsworth 8:19pm

By my estimate he was getting about a 40% score rate on target.

i experienced a similar hit rate when he was tucking in to me, darling

he used to leave me looking like a dog's dinner

What bothers me is that anyone ever did stand up w...

2007-06-29T10:28:00.000+01:00

What bothers me is that anyone ever did stand up when the Pig came into a room. When you think that Labour could once produce people like Ernie Bevin...

Robert McIntyre said... I notice adding comments h...

2007-06-29T10:13:00.000+01:00

Robert McIntyre said...
I notice adding comments has been disabled on all the Downing St you tube content, they obviously don't to know what people think of them.

I think its because they really don't want the Number 10 Youtube site inundated with people asking silly questions such as, "why are there only clips of Tony Blair doing this, doing that, fucking is country over etc etc". One tiny little clip of Thatcher, stuck in a BluePeter segment on Cambodia (yawn) and some weird clips of Ramsay McDonald. The rest is 100% Emily and how he is the World's Greatest Ever Leader and how the people of the United Kingdom must be ever grateful for his deigning to be born in a virgin birth - what's a few civil rights abridgements along the way, eh?

How many years exactly was Danny De Vito deputy pr...

2007-06-28T23:03:00.000+01:00

How many years exactly was Danny De Vito deputy prime minister of great britain?

Whoops, no, same shades but that was the LITTLE man with the BIG todg (so Arnie tells me)!

prezza story and word verification is todgr ho ho ...

2007-06-28T21:41:00.000+01:00

prezza story and word verification is
todgr ho ho how apt good riddance to the fat fuckwit.

Trouble is, Prescott's stupid need to concrete ove...

2007-06-28T21:06:00.000+01:00

Trouble is, Prescott's stupid need to concrete over land for housing will only bite his bum when he is well into the third year of his huge pension.

By then, we'll all be thankfull that he's not around any more, but the damage will have been done.

He has been an utter disaster for Gnulab, and will deserve to be pilloried for years to come.

Who cares though, on all that lovely pension for being an arsehole in politics.

I do.

Pardon me, I do have short term memory problems bu...

2007-06-28T20:27:00.001+01:00

Pardon me, I do have short term memory problems but who exactly is that fat oik in the shades?

Your help appreciated.

"you can tell a chap who boozesby the company he c...

2007-06-28T20:27:00.000+01:00

"you can tell a chap who boozes
by the company he chooses,
and the pig got up
and slowly walked away"

Best post today, fits right in !

Haven't heard that song for decades, thanks.

john "what's a fucking lifestyle guru when it's at...

2007-06-28T20:19:00.000+01:00

john "what's a fucking lifestyle guru when it's at home" prescott:

Nothing wrong with good honest grub. But the sight of Prescott eating in that inimicable 'style' is beyond human endurance, believe me. By my estimate he was getting about a 40% score rate on target.

It's clear that he needs either a cutlery crash course or an adult sized Pelican bib. Maybe after all that frantic investment it's now available on the NHS?

I notice adding comments has been disabled on all ...

2007-06-28T19:45:00.000+01:00

I notice adding comments has been disabled on all the Downing St you tube content, they obviously don't to know what people think of them.

Kindly correct me if I am wrong, but isn't his con...

2007-06-28T19:26:00.000+01:00

Kindly correct me if I am wrong, but isn't his constituencey in Hull under water at the moment.

Are there not people dying in the streets?

WTF is this fat turkey doing going to parliamentary party dinners with his cronies?

He should be in his constituency helping the people who elected him instead of filling his fat face.

Absolutley disgusted but not surprised.

Does the Minister of Justice have any input in dea...

2007-06-28T19:23:00.000+01:00

Does the Minister of Justice have any input in dealing with cases of sexual harassment?Just wondering..

anon 4:03pmwhen Danbert Nobacon emptied an ice buc...

2007-06-28T18:56:00.000+01:00

anon 4:03pm

when Danbert Nobacon emptied an ice bucket over Prezza at the Brit awards, his official statement ran:

[Mr Prescott] "thinks it utterly contemptible that his wife and other women-folk should have been subjected to such terrifying behaviour"

now that's what i call 'a gentleman' - he is humiliated by an anarchist, but only has thoughts for his wife and other women at the table. He'll go down in history as man whose uppermost concern was always about how a lady felt.

Anon 4:51As we know only too well, the list could ...

2007-06-28T18:37:00.000+01:00

Anon 4:51
As we know only too well, the list could have been much much longer.

What exactly are the so called "liberal" left electorate in Britain still voting Labour for?

Never mind the obvious question.

What could you silly missguided foolish socialist wankers possibly be proud of after the longest period of a Labour government in history?

They cant all be unemployable lazy braindead blind wasters or otherwise unemployable useless pen pushing serfs indentured to the state forever.

I think gaining a quick education in the history and ideology of European Fascism, may help these poor gullable simple folk to understand something about what Fascism really is.

A book on Oswald Mosley is a good start.

Or there again; They might just go and order that new very smart uniform from Moss Bros, that they always did have a sneeky facination for, and wank over it all night.

Because IMO, there simply is not one single substantive bit of difference between being a modern Fascist and being a modern cult of the personality worshipping convert to a so called "liberal" left agenda.

Ask that Quintin Davis bastard. I think he knows what a Fascist is so much he just joined the party.

A little birdie tells me that Jack Straw is feckin...

2007-06-28T18:21:00.001+01:00

A little birdie tells me that Jack Straw is fecking furious at his demotion to the Ministry of Justice.

Trouble ahead for Brown methinks.