Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Competition : Alternative Career Suggestions for H...

He could get a job advertising cunts.

2008-01-27T21:51:00.000Z

He could get a job advertising cunts.

Crash test dummy.Rent boy.Medical guinea pig.Shoot...

2008-01-27T11:34:00.000Z

Crash test dummy.
Rent boy.
Medical guinea pig.
Shoot him into jet engines to simulate bird strikes.

Foreign Legionnaire...he's already done the forget...

2008-01-26T19:09:00.000Z

Foreign Legionnaire...he's already done the forgetting part.
Or how about something at Societe Generale,I hear they're a Bank Robber short right now.

Public relations officer for Mr Mugabe.

2008-01-26T14:22:00.000Z

Public relations officer for Mr Mugabe.

advertising readybrek

2008-01-26T12:14:00.000Z

advertising readybrek

Chairman of a Committee investigating corruption a...

2008-01-26T11:30:00.000Z

Chairman of a Committee investigating corruption and finacial oversight and irregularities within the political ambit.

Financial Adviser to Butcher Bob Ebagum.

2008-01-26T09:34:00.000Z

Financial Adviser to Butcher Bob Ebagum.

I think the only job he is ideally suited for is t...

2008-01-26T03:26:00.000Z

I think the only job he is ideally suited for is that of utter and abject failure.

He really did bugger all to promote the cause of freeing black people in South Africa. If Hain had have been a success, Nelson Mandela would not have languished in jail for so long!

His early attempts at the redistribution of wealth came to nothing, and ever since he has blustered an pithered about not really doing all that well.

What about as a LIVING organ donor?Not his head; t...

2008-01-26T00:07:00.000Z

What about as a LIVING organ donor?
Not his head; that would be rejected.

Or, given the flammable nature of Cuprinol, he cou...

2008-01-25T23:53:00.000Z

Or, given the flammable nature of Cuprinol, he could stand in for you on the bonfire on the next 5 November, Guido? Poetic justice?

He could stand on the empty plinth in Trafalgar Sq...

2008-01-25T23:50:00.000Z

He could stand on the empty plinth in Trafalgar Square, as a warning to NuLiebour crooks that Guido will get them. And we can throw eggs, tomatoes, etc at him.

Or how about using his orange, glow in the dark features to guide planes safely into Heathrow?

Assassin. Hitman Hain is his name, icing a particu...

2008-01-25T23:42:00.000Z

Assassin. Hitman Hain is his name, icing a particular blogger is his game.

French Polisher - rubbing up tallboys.On second th...

2008-01-25T23:31:00.000Z

French Polisher - rubbing up tallboys.
On second thoughts, save that one for Gordon after the next General Election.

No wonder the young people of Neath are committing...

2008-01-25T22:30:00.000Z

No wonder the young people of Neath are committing suicide in droves with Hain as MP for the area when the parents get wise and start to join them there will be plenty of room for a few more Poles/Romanians/Albanians to fill the empty houses. Job done said Gord

briansjalso :Dye another day

2008-01-25T22:06:00.000Z

briansj

also :

Dye another day

I think that Peter Hain would be ideal as the next...

2008-01-25T20:46:00.000Z

I think that Peter Hain would be ideal as the next James Bond. Bond has very little time for beancounters and paperwork, he has a high opinon of himself and he bends a few rules if that helps. The tan and man of the world looks are perfect for the part. He needs a Quantum of Solace just now. He could star in:
Diamonds are from sponsors
Dr No if No buts
The man with the golden face
Tomorrow never lies
Goldfinger in the till
Goldenlie
(Hopefully) you only live once

The world is not enough, thunderballs etc are fine as titles.

Do a new ad for "Picture the Loan""Yes, Hello, I w...

2008-01-25T20:29:00.000Z

Do a new ad for "Picture the Loan"

"Yes, Hello, I wan to borrow £100,000"

"Yes, I am an MP" sigh...

" and I don't have to pay anything back"

"That's alright, no one does the paperwork"

"As long as they don't cancel my job, ho ho"

"You know, they are really nice people in the NuLabour Party"

zzzzzzzzzzz

Diversity OfficerIt's what all the other useless u...

2008-01-25T20:05:00.000Z

Diversity Officer

It's what all the other useless unemployable lefty losers do. He could spend his time dreaming up diversity pathways for Tangomen or something.

common criminal

2008-01-25T20:03:00.000Z

common criminal

Groundsman at LordsPerfect. Revenge is mine, I wil...

2008-01-25T19:51:00.000Z

Groundsman at Lords

Perfect. Revenge is mine, I will repay, saith the Lord.

Groundsman at the Oval?

2008-01-25T19:44:00.000Z

Groundsman at the Oval?

With his love for all shades of humankind, I think...

2008-01-25T19:00:00.000Z

With his love for all shades of humankind, I think he should clear the name of chocolate oranges.

How about a bishop or a shepherd? I just googled "...

2008-01-25T18:21:00.000Z

How about a bishop or a shepherd? I just googled "crook" and they came up.

The Big Issue, although if all else fails what abo...

2008-01-25T18:14:00.000Z

The Big Issue, although if all else fails what about the new face of the Weakest Link?

Groundsman at Lords.

2008-01-25T18:13:00.000Z

Groundsman at Lords.