tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-27056308037243328142008-02-04T20:16:00.000Z2008-02-04T20:16:00.000ZDear Mr Custard,Calm down dear, it's only a woman....Dear Mr Custard,<BR/><BR/>Calm down dear, it's only a woman.<BR/><BR/>Surely you see the point that not even a <I>haggard old tosser</I> would give her one, ugly old moo that she is.<BR/><BR/>Actually, I might give her one out of charity, but it would have to be quick, as a man of my calibre is much in demand.michael winnernoreply@blogger.com