tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-10727517552090723922007-06-20T22:13:00.000+01:002007-06-20T22:13:00.000+01:002007-06-20T22:13:00.000+01:00Alan Johnson resembles a possessed ventriloquist's dummy with evil swivel eyes, whenever someone utters heresy against New Labour doctrine his lips purse up into an octopus beak, ready to peck the wrongdoer to death with his specially memorised statisticoids. I look forward to his performances as Robin while Batman and the private equity types and all the other puppeteers finish raping the country.pass the turd repellent bat spraynoreply@blogger.com