Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Cameron's Put Downs of Blinky Balls' Heckling

Fantastic!!! Haven't laughed so much since can't ...

2008-03-20T13:24:00.000Z

Fantastic!!! Haven't laughed so much since can't remember when...
That oaf balls and his horrible wife, like many other of their party, - Patricia Hewitt springs immediately to mind - just prove that labour voters would vote for a paper bag if it had 'labour' on it.

I think its brilliant Guido, I must of watched at ...

2008-03-17T15:53:00.000Z

I think its brilliant Guido, I must of watched at least 10 times now and still find it immense fun.

God I hate that cunt balls.

2008-03-14T11:17:00.000Z

God I hate that cunt balls.

sorry guido outer but its definitely "so what" i w...

2008-03-14T09:12:00.000Z

sorry guido outer

but its definitely "so what" i was listening live and heard it , no ifs no buts , question was raised again in business questions .

i know my Ts from Ks evn if its from a champagne socialist.

nice try nu labour are fucked

I listened very hard several times and it is absol...

2008-03-13T21:45:00.000Z

I listened very hard several times and it is absolutely clear that Balls-Up said: "So What?"

When challenged by David Cameron Balls-Up lied and pretended he had really said: "So Weak."

But why would he have said: "So Weak?" Such a remark would not have been in context.

Something like: "Cameron's weak" or "You are weak" would have been in context. But Balls-Up said neither. Balls-Up said: "So What?"

He is a prat and a lying prat at that. doubly dammed.

Just watched Cameron's full response, and I must s...

2008-03-13T21:19:00.000Z

Just watched Cameron's full response, and I must say I was very impressed. Brown couldn't do anything except pull even more ridiculous faces.

And this is the man who's suppose to lead the country out of these hard time!

If you look closely it seems to me that Balls'y is...

2008-03-13T14:36:00.000Z

If you look closely it seems to me that Balls'y is saying "So weak".

Cameron's genius is to to take him to task for something he didn't say. "So What" makes him look callous. In the much the same way that the the press misquote of "Crisis, what crisis" defined a government, Cameron has found a similar moment and played it for all it is worth.

Genius politics....:-)

" I fucking hate that Balls, almost as much as I h...

2008-03-13T11:55:00.000Z

" I fucking hate that Balls, almost as much as I hate his cunt of a wife."

She has a cunt? That must be news to the Blinkster, I always had him down as a back door man. Still, those doctors in Morocco can do marvellous things nowadays so I'm told, though they might have given her a pair of tits at the same time. Maybe they can afford that when they sell the house we have bought for them.

I take no pleasure from this. That our country is ...

2008-03-13T11:53:00.000Z

I take no pleasure from this. That our country is being run by such a complete bunch of utter, utter cunts makes me want to weep. And sadly I am really not yet convinced that Cameron & co are any better ...

Having watched the video I believe that Ed Balls D...

2008-03-13T11:47:00.000Z

Having watched the video I believe that Ed Balls DID say "So weak".

But hey - so what ?

A minor injustice compared to what this government has done to our country.

Mmm - hysterical. How on earth did this blog fail ...

2008-03-13T09:48:00.000Z

Mmm - hysterical. How on earth did this blog fail to chart in the Observer top 50? Remarkable.

Blimey, both Balla and Ms Balls have put on some w...

2008-03-13T08:56:00.000Z

Blimey, both Balla and Ms Balls have put on some weight, have't they?

Must be due to their "food allowance". Well, if it's free you may as well eat it, right? :)

As I predicted yesterday, Hansard this morning sho...

2008-03-13T07:58:00.000Z

As I predicted yesterday, Hansard this morning shows Ed Balls as not saying "So what", but then you should bear in mind that whoever speaks the words is allowed to change any "mistakes" in the record or even to reflect what he meant to say - how else could any of John Prescott's speeches ever have been reported and still made sense.

Hansard reports the exchange thus:

"The Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families (Ed Balls): So weak!

Mr. Cameron: “So what?” says the Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families. I know he wants to be Chancellor so badly it hurts. I have to tell him that another Budget like the one we have just heard and he will not have to wait very long."

Never mind Balls' face when he was humilated at Th...

2008-03-13T07:55:00.000Z

Never mind Balls' face when he was humilated at The Budget - let's see a video of his ugly mug when he discovers "Yvette" is actually "Ian".

What should really worry Balls is the fact that ha...

2008-03-13T07:28:00.000Z

What should really worry Balls is the fact that half the front bench were laughing at his humiliation. The closer you know him, the more you hate him, it seems.

As for McBean, his contrived insousciance is so obvious it simply marks him out as an even bigger weirdo than we had him down for...

NuLab trying to spin Ball's "So what!" comment a...

2008-03-13T07:17:00.000Z

NuLab trying to spin Ball's "So what!" comment as either "So weak" or "So wet". Unfortunately/Fortunately(depending on your point of view) Hansard recorded it as "So What!"

We all owe Balls a vote of thanks for letting slip exactly what Labour's true views are regarding tax.

Balls have just publically finished off all hope o...

2008-03-13T07:01:00.000Z

Balls have just publically finished off all hope of future political greatness, Brown will be celebrating tonight as his biggest rival is now dead in the water.

Balls up!

Brown's performance throughout Cameron's speech wa...

2008-03-13T06:57:00.000Z

Brown's performance throughout Cameron's speech was pathetic and embarrassing. He giggled, wriggled, smirked, and squirmed throughout it ...

Misery has no manners, hence Gordon Brown's lack of manners.

cheap chinese importCan't seem to find it...Was it...

2008-03-13T02:07:00.000Z

cheap chinese import

Can't seem to find it...

Was it under £25?

the man with the gdpCheck your receipts, bad boy.

2008-03-13T02:04:00.000Z

the man with the gdp

Check your receipts, bad boy.

10:48 PMHowever did you guess?

2008-03-13T01:54:00.000Z

10:48 PM

However did you guess?

10:33 PMRight. I only do males who can achieve a ...

2008-03-13T01:52:00.000Z

10:33 PM

Right. I only do males who can achieve a single-handed circumnavigation of the nearest lamp-post. Although on Friday nights I may be inclined to introduce an element of flexibility, if the potential candidate can locate the back seat of my Primera without the aid of Twatnav.

thomas has good day:The Driech Director had been s...

2008-03-13T01:34:00.000Z

thomas has good day:

The Driech Director had been scribbling most of the night by candle light to make the railways profit and loss figures on sodor , and give them to Alistair (the eyebrow motion fitted engine) to send around sodor.
"och shit shit shit" said the Driech Director as he grumpily paced around no10 waiting room."I can an noo get these figures to work, we have used too much coal and water and owe bills everywhere"

Alistair was building quite some steam "just give me the script ill dull it down so no one gives a toss, they will soon forget"

The Driech Director was a bit less grumpy and gave the accounts to Alistair to tell the rest of sodor.

"toot toot" thomas pipped "somthing wrong Alistair?" for thomas knew that the coal merchant was bankrupt because the Driech Director hadnt paid his bill.

"well you see Thomas its about coal , we are well prepared to weather the storm known as the coal crunch, its not the Driech Directors fault and it will all get better next year" said Alistair

"oh" said Thomas , "but hasnt the Driech Director been giving coal away to all his friends on the quiet so they dipose the fat controller ,who we all miss so much" ,"perhaps thats where its all gone ?"

"so what" slputtered ed (the mentally defiecent engine) who had been in the sidings dropping his clinker at thomas's question.

Thomas nearly bust his boiler with laughter at ed's out burst.

The Driech Director was so concerned that Ed's words would be sent around sodor , that he spoke through the speaker to have Hansard edited to say "so weak"

if Ed's words got round sodor ,the Driech Director would be in the papers as being the utter incompetant communist liar , that so many residents were now hearing rumors of .

"Toot Toot" said thomas cheerily his livery gleaming in the sun as he set off ,his chimney puffing the sound "what a twat , what a twat , what a twat". Thomas felt good, really good, that yet another myth about the Driech Director and his corrupt lying co horts had been shown to the general public.

next episode : Ed gets decomissioned and Alistair gets booed in the city and by the tree hugger lobby.

lola 9.47pmlucky

2008-03-13T01:26:00.000Z

lola 9.47pm

lucky

9:18 PMI did not shout "So what!". Gordon did. I...

2008-03-13T01:16:00.000Z

9:18 PM

I did not shout "So what!". Gordon did. It just looks like that because he had his hand up my arse working my gob. Utter shite.