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A very public sociologist:What a cunt.It took me l...

2008-05-11T10:32:00.000+01:00

A very public sociologist:

What a cunt.

It took me less than five seconds to find out that this is the Socialist Revoloutionary Workers Party.
Sometimes called the Socialist Workers Party (still cunts)
tend to call themselves the Socialist Party.

I fucked this load of shite up in 2007.

This bunch of cunts cant see that on that my leaflet the Tories are all ex Labour Councillors and the Indeendents are all ex labour Councillors. Shithouses.

The 'Socialist party' supported working miners who broke the strike and waved pay packets as they drove through picket lines.

I killed the 'Socialist Party' stone dead for this tactic that they did not openly know about. I informed them of this gaffe and they ran off.

Their new tactic is to threaten me with court action for calling their fat cunt candidate a 'communist terrorist'. I've no idea whether this fat twat is either a communist or a terrorist, but I do know that he is a fat cunt, a fat twat and a strike breaking shithouse. i apologise for being coy about my feelings of their 'socialist' candidate.

The SRWP (wankers) are a bunch of shithouses who I totally fucked up.
They are busying themselves inside and infiltrating the Post Office union and pushing for strike action.

I find it quite amusing that the BNP and this shithouse organisation put my whole campaign up on their websites. Why me? You could ask.

The answer to that is because they run scared of my campaigning and know I will do them.

My application went into the Crewe offices and I await the outcome of the by election.

Gary

Ah, Gary Elsby. You've got to laugh haven't you.

2008-05-10T17:37:00.000+01:00

Ah, Gary Elsby. You've got to laugh haven't you.

gary,you see that is exactly your party's main pro...

2008-05-10T16:19:00.000+01:00

gary,
you see that is exactly your party's main problem. you are so busy sticking your nose into other people's business that you fail to take care of your own.
you really are a dopey cunt.
oh, and as you have raised the subject; it is gordon brown who is writing the longest and most comprehensive suicide note in british poitical history.
you fucking imbecile.
what a wanker!

I really really really don't know where Tories are...

2008-05-10T12:54:00.000+01:00

I really really really don't know where Tories are coming from.

I hear nothing about Gordon going or Coups taking place or stalking horses.

That is the stuff of Tories (rejected ones means all)and not the way to run a Country.

You have a PATSY running London and that's the best you can do.

So please go away and contemplate suicide.

Gary

but you must know that 40% of people entitled to t...

2008-05-10T00:31:00.000+01:00

but you must know that 40% of people entitled to tax credits do not claim them. the reason is the complexity of the claim form. also the government fucks up so many calculations that the system actually causes hardship rather than relieving it.
you seem to feel no shame whatsoever that your leader, gordon brown, is stealing food from the tables of the poor.
gary elsby you are a complete and utter cunt.
I will not call you a spastic because to do so would be to insult every decent spastic in this country.
you're a fucking zombie flesh eater elsby.
prepare to be dispatched you cunt.

I think the press are doing what they said they wo...

2008-05-09T09:05:00.000+01:00

I think the press are doing what they said they would do.

The perception of stealing from the poor goes only as far as the poor themselves.

Bright and intelligent people like me and you(?) know that it is a total lie.

Dave is living this lie and so is the Tory party.

It's up to people like me to persuade my MP to put pressure on the bookworm and make him explain why they (the poorest of the poor) are better off in this truth and how Dave will source them for cuts.

Gordon has the support of the Party and we shouldn't be too worried of men who wear mascara and stand in huddled corners worrying about socialism (its introduction).

Always remember, we, the party, are in a place not of our choosing. We want to be of the left, for the left.

It's our insurance policy for when toffs get a little too big for their station. Be warned, it will be you who foots the bill and not I.

Comrade Gary

gary,you are toiling so much that soon your back w...

2008-05-08T18:37:00.000+01:00

gary,
you are toiling so much that soon your back will break. the new labour war party is stealing food from the poor. never mind your poxy history references, tell us your views on gordon brown picking the pockets of the poor.

Gary are you insane or are you playing at being in...

2008-05-08T14:04:00.000+01:00

Gary are you insane or are you playing at being insane.

Perhaps you could concentrate on the Suffragette l...

2008-05-08T12:50:00.000+01:00

Perhaps you could concentrate on the Suffragette links to Gwyneth. Her Mother? Grandmother(s)?

And the Labour candidate in Crewe and Nantwich is ...

2008-05-08T12:15:00.000+01:00

And the Labour candidate in Crewe and Nantwich is most likely an hereditary politician on both sides, grand-daughter of an enobled party secretary, who attended an elite voluntary-aided school. Up the meritocracy!

Why didn't they draft King Newt?

Nu lab are bunch of nasty lowlife scumToffs , what...

2008-05-08T12:04:00.000+01:00

Nu lab are bunch of nasty lowlife scum

Toffs , whats wrong with Toffs. Its sniffy sanctimonious snobby cnuts like Toynbee and her shit does not stink posse which inclides the Yazz monster and that fat arsed bitch from the fast show who name thankfully escapes me at present

What inverted snobbery is going on here, these people are below contempt, smug shites.

I see you've decided to see the light and speak up...

2008-05-08T10:49:00.000+01:00

I see you've decided to see the light and speak up for Stoke-on-Trent, Guido.Excellent.

You are seriously wasting your time if you are attempting to turn Mark Fisher over as he is genuinley a good guy and certainly speaks for the area.

Mark's voting pattern as far as I can see is as close to the reality on the ground as I can see, hear or find.

When I hear derogatory remarks sent the way of the rebel or serial rebel, as I sometimes read, it is not so much as agreeing or disagreeing with that view, but more of what fellow CLPs are up to.

Mark has it spot on for Stoke and Stoke is exceptionally loyal to him in return.

He is a wonderful charming man and is a pleasure to be around.

I'm told he attended the same school as Dave and Gideon, so what went wrong?

Gary

Odd fellow.Is his hair naturally like that or was ...

2008-05-08T09:24:00.000+01:00

Odd fellow.

Is his hair naturally like that or was it some prank.

10 Downing Street was toff-free for thirty three y...

2008-05-08T07:32:00.000+01:00

10 Downing Street was toff-free for thirty three years (1964-1997). All five of the Prime Ministers in that period (3 Con, 2 Lab) were grammar school products.

Labour’s Tony Blair (Fettes College) thus re-established the rule of traditional elites within the executive office.

This state of affairs may have arisen partly from the work of Labour theorist and intellectual, Tony Crosland ("If there's one thing I do, I will smash every fucking grammar school in the country"). Crosland had attended Highgate School and Trinity College, Oxford.

"In the name of God, go! " Wasn't that the gist of...

2008-05-08T01:54:00.000+01:00

"In the name of God, go! "
Wasn't that the gist of Mr. Heseltines lofty rant as he swung the Parliamentary mace, Tarzan style ?

I am no Cromwell apologist but it was a fine speech, copies of which should perhaps be delivered by motorcycle courier to each and every Labour MP.

"Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation. In the name of God, go! "

Thank you for reminding us of it Goodnightvienna...

anon@4:39 ...you're a pedantic tosser ...

2008-05-08T00:10:00.000+01:00

anon@4:39 ...

you're a pedantic tosser ...

Well well well Guido, what can any of us say? It s...

2008-05-08T00:01:00.000+01:00

Well well well Guido, what can any of us say? It seems we should hold our breath and wait for a return of the puritans judging by the support that they seem to have drummed up here.

To all Cromwell supporters everywhere: I wish you an eternity under puritan rule; no sport, no music, no nothing apart from the myriad persecutions and unchanging banalities that the ethos thrives upon, much like Brown's student-socialist ideals. Good luck with your soul crippling regime gentlemen. Perhaps you should read a history book before exhaulting dead public figures.

p.s.goodnightviennasaysweareneithernumbersnorsheeple - polite enough for you?

p.p.s. There is no way I can bring myself to say anything nice about the mobility-scooter centre that is St. Ives.

Anon @ 3:19I don't know of a full breakdown of the...

2008-05-07T21:51:00.000+01:00

Anon @ 3:19

I don't know of a full breakdown of the entire PLP, but I did construct a breakdown of the education of the Cabinet and Shadow Cabinets, here:

http://remittanceman.blogspot.com/2008/04/education-of-politicians.html

I had to do it by hand checking each MP's wiki page and sometimes doing a search of the schools mentioned. I can't vouch for it being 100% accurate, but I thinks it's pretty damned close.

Please Guido, allow me one more comment - unless y...

2008-05-07T18:55:00.000+01:00

Please Guido, allow me one more comment - unless you think I'm shovelling shit on a dying man - To Phoenix: please foad and I wish that all your ilk will follow suit.

Sorry to be so partisan but you must understand, I am just a voter, not an MP or a lobbyist nor any member of a quango.
To Socialists: We beat you then and we'll beat you now. We don't want you so go and try it somewhere else.

"Ugly cunts and partisan arseholes" beside I wish/hope that our representatives will not sell us into the EU. You may think we are weak but we are not.

PHUUCK ME!What an ugly cunt. Is he related to Wee ...

2008-05-07T18:32:00.000+01:00

PHUUCK ME!

What an ugly cunt. Is he related to Wee Wendy, the Scotch windbag? He's just as ugly.

I think this bloke used to be CoCo the Clown. He looks squint-eyed and scary without the clown slap - wouldn't trust him with me kids, innit?

Speaking of Grey Toppers have you all seen Paxman'...

2008-05-07T17:39:00.001+01:00

Speaking of Grey Toppers have you all seen Paxman's hair since he returned from holiday it's bouffant like a grey Melvyn Bragg

HH

Cromwell banned cricket? Well, he has just gone up...

2008-05-07T17:39:00.000+01:00

Cromwell banned cricket? Well, he has just gone up another notch in my estimation.

St Ives is a nice little place too.

For Heaven's sake don't engage the Labour Party in...

2008-05-07T17:33:00.000+01:00

For Heaven's sake don't engage the Labour Party in their own idea of class war, c 5.00pm Fromage. The theme from this thread seems to want to bring back Grammar Schools.

Sorry to be so unfunny and not obscene - I look forward to brighter days and look to this forum to expand my vocabulary.

In the meantime, what are the chances of Grammar Schools making a come-back?

You really ought to think again DC.

why is stewardship of the chilton hundreds conside...

2008-05-07T17:23:00.000+01:00

why is stewardship of the chilton hundreds considered to be an office of profit under the crown (although not paid) so disqualifying the holder from being an mp but fudging/ripping off expenses and allowances and employing your family etc and all paid from the public ie taxpayer's pocket is allowed to all mp's ?

Knock, knockWho's there?EamonnEamonn who?Eamonn ol...

2008-05-07T17:22:00.000+01:00

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Eamonn

Eamonn who?

Eamonn old Etonian