Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Cultured Celebrity

You don't suppose the Gay Cyclops is asking her if...

2007-10-03T16:25:00.000+01:00

You don't suppose the Gay Cyclops is asking her if she takes it up the arse as well, do you?

You only had to watch Question Time tonight to rea...

2007-09-28T00:33:00.000+01:00

You only had to watch Question Time tonight to realise why Brown might not be calling an election. Far from having such a lead in the polls the general public seem mightily pissed off with Cyclops, the nose picker.

From a referundum on Europe to fighting crime the audience seemed to be getting very cynical about Brown and his Britishness.

What I, and I'm sure others find strange, is why the Conservative Party have almost completely dried up with any relevant criticism. Could this be a very clever tactic by Cameron who can see a rerun of a Kinnock style victory party from Labour which could just turn round and bite them on the arse just like it did in the 80's?

stanislav - you are an utter nob, your post was th...

2007-09-28T00:19:00.000+01:00

stanislav - you are an utter nob, your post was the biggest waste of web space since the liberal demoncrat's s election manifesto

"Mariella is, errm, a famous TV presenter..."LoLIs...

2007-09-27T18:10:00.000+01:00

"Mariella is, errm, a famous TV presenter..."

LoL

Is that guido-speak for 'nice arse for her age'?

Stanislav, I thought you were POLISH ?You now soun...

2007-09-27T17:22:00.000+01:00

Stanislav, I thought you were POLISH ?

You now sound (since your obvious elocution lessons from the Cameron 'A List' groomers), just like a standard Etonian. You even spell KUNT incorrectly, using a 'C' instead of the usual 'K'.

Come on man ! Get a grip. Think of Warsaw and Kracow, homes of vodka drinking.

And also Torun, home of historic and greatest world astronomer, Jack Straw.

Cameron has ruined you. Talk to Red Margaret she will put you on the right track, because, these days, chap, there may be tories and tories la la la (and so many on this blog) but so few are THATCHERITES (particularly Polish Thatcherites).

Didn't she host some sort of sex show on late nigh...

2007-09-27T16:33:00.000+01:00

Didn't she host some sort of sex show on late night TV a few years ago? All I can remember about it is a studio set that looked like engorged female genitalia. I think it involved detailed questioning of a couple about their sexual preferences, or maybe it was a sort of hotted-up version of Blind Date...

She seems to have 'moved up-market' a bit since then...

Notice that Al Beeb fav GARTH CROOKS was also help...

2007-09-27T16:18:00.000+01:00

Notice that Al Beeb fav GARTH CROOKS was also helping the socalists out.

The BBC is a fucking disgrace-I know I blog it everyday....

She touched him! And to think I used to fancy her....

2007-09-27T15:31:00.000+01:00

She touched him! And to think I used to fancy her. I wonder if she will ever get the smell of his shit out of her clothes?

Always thought she was partial to a bit of 'fish s...

2007-09-27T12:02:00.000+01:00

Always thought she was partial to a bit of 'fish supper', if the tale of her and the waitress under the table at The Groucho Club was true...

Mariella is MILF.

2007-09-27T11:39:00.000+01:00

Mariella is MILF.

There is supposedly a video of her sucking on some...

2007-09-27T10:53:00.000+01:00

There is supposedly a video of her sucking on some singers cock like a woodpecker attacking an oak tree

This Simon Hoggart; isn't he that old bloke from...

2007-09-27T10:21:00.000+01:00

This Simon Hoggart; isn't he that old bloke from Rusbridger's Rag who was taking turns with BlindBoy Blunkett in banging pregnant "publisher" Kimberley Quinn, much to the embarrassment of his family ( but not hers)? Did he catch blindness, perhaps, as well as the pox ? It's great to learn, Mr Message In A Bottle, what that cunt thinks. Guardian Preggo Gangbangers, eh? Gosh, let the thought be stillborn. ( Like, one is tempted to say, the rancid sperm of Fuhrer Braun.)

The revolting hypocrite, Hoggart, as his shamed and embarrassed Guardian-reading family will attest, is wrong, anyway; verbal tics, as everyone knows, are (like stillborn children|) a result of frenzied, desperate masturbation in elderly men. After ten or twelve increasingly tiny ejaculations the body of the old person goes into spasm -The Dry Wanks Tremens - and after many years of compulsive, hourly wanking the prime minister in question suffers from both Wankers' Jaw Drop ( a goldfish-like gasping motion in mid-sentence ) and an involuntary facial twitching when telling lies - ie all the time. It is as though the body, having been more or less constantly at the point of desperate, furtive, shuddering, not-quite-discharge, has only to hear the slightest guilty little thing- Iraq, pensions, schoolboys, Cape Cod - for it to be propelled into the posture and facial signs of a dirty old one-eyed, snot-eating Scotchman wanking on a Downing Street toilet seat.

This is common in Scotch politicians; think only of the facial contortions of the late shriveled, ginger hobgoblin, Cook, who wanked himself so hard that he fell off a mountain and died, plunging the Reich into an orgy of hypocritical mourning and ill-concealed delight. Think, too, of the deathly pallor and halting speech of War minister Des Useless McBrowne. Indeed, observing the Scotch members interrogating Mervyn King last week, one noticed that they, too, couldn't string two words to-gether and were often seen ducking out for a quick dry wank.

Advisers to the Fuhrer are, it is reported, advising him that he might divert himself with some less demanding and recognisable sexual practice.( Nobody wants a mad wanker as prime minister, prime minister, they venture cautiously.) Apparently in LibDem circles those jaded by mutual onanism ( all of them but especially Mrs Oaten and Mr Dipso-Kennedy) have discovered the delights of nailing their foreskins to a workbench and abrading their scrota with 100 grit sandpaper ( Mrs Simone Hughes is known to prefer the coarser, 20 grit, but then as President, she must be more hardcore) More piquant, yet, Scottish Liberal Democrats - never much good with tools - like nothing better, to celebrate a good conference, than vomiting into each others mouths. As well as being a delight to all concerned this has the double benefits of not producing any betraying physiognomical aberrations ( The Braun Syndrome) and, due to its recycling qualities, of being kind to the environment; its a green thing. And sometimes yellow. But always with carrot bits.

The BBC ask Stanislav to make clear that the appointment of Danish carpet-muncher Mr Sandy Tuskface to the Chair of it's ever-popular News Quiz and the disappearing of Mr Simon Hoggart from that role is nothing to do with Mr Hoggart's ghastly, smug, faux liberal hypocrisy, his mistreatment of his family, nor with his brothel-creeping degeneracy. It's just that he's a cunt.

On balance I thought that Brown's tits were bigger...

2007-09-27T09:46:00.000+01:00

On balance I thought that Brown's tits were bigger than Frostrup's. I don't remember very much else about the interlude.

No, you've got that wrong, it's send them a MASSAG...

2007-09-27T07:59:00.000+01:00

No, you've got that wrong, it's send them a MASSAGE when there's a problem, relieves all that stress, you know.

Who the hell advised Gordon to have Frostrup front...

2007-09-27T07:01:00.000+01:00

Who the hell advised Gordon to have Frostrup front is Q & A session at conference ? Well Done whoever it was ! She was absolutely ******* awful !!

P.S.

Once again the BBC shows it's "political commentators(I'm trying not to laugh - honest) are completely unbiased and the accusation that they are actually Labour Supporters is a scurilous slur on the impartiality of this "great" organization !

still think he looks like hes letting one off in t...

2007-09-27T01:46:00.000+01:00

still think he looks like hes letting one off in the photo, could be a follow through though when asked what election timing he had in mind.

thanks
pig farmer

What a nauseating pair of two-faced, arrogant, lyi...

2007-09-27T00:00:00.000+01:00

What a nauseating pair of two-faced, arrogant, lying hypocrites Brown and Frostrup make.

As for Brown still teasing coyly like some coquette about an election it's enough to make you puke, this is an abuse of power and will rebound badly on the mincing,arrogant prick. The remark about the decision over an election being harder than the one to bomb Iraq just shows what a cynical bunch of Stalinist scum these NuLab bastards really are.

Just seen Fraser Nelson on Sky. What a pathetic, simpering little turd. With friends lke that the Tories certainly don't need enemies. Also there was that creep Matthew Taylor another slimy NuLab apparatchik like the rest of his sponging, toadying famiy.

No wonder hundreds of thousands of decent British people are moving abroad to live with shitehawks like this running the country. Running it into the fucking ground if you ask me.

Get your finger out Cameron. It's time these fuckers were sent into oblivion before it's to late.

Well on Newsnight I've just herd that prick Crick ...

2007-09-26T23:38:00.000+01:00

Well on Newsnight I've just herd that prick Crick regarding a GE say:

"According to One Minister he says that this is a tougher decision than going to bomb Iraq"

Jesus H Christ....what utter contempt for our Armed Forces,the people of Iraq,The people of the United Kingdom etc,etc

Know of any houses for sale in Wexford Guido?

I used to know someone that said there girlfriend ...

2007-09-26T23:37:00.000+01:00

I used to know someone that said there girlfriend did coke with the frostrop whore.

Brown will go to the electorate if he is sure he w...

2007-09-26T23:29:00.000+01:00

Brown will go to the electorate if he is sure he will win. If he does not call an election we will know that he did not believe what the polls indicated. Forget the nonsense about just getting on with the job.

Did I detect an air of triumphalism at this Labour...

2007-09-26T23:18:00.000+01:00

Did I detect an air of triumphalism at this Labour conference? Well we all know what happened the last time this happened.

She's an airhead, very funny 10:15!

2007-09-26T22:43:00.000+01:00

She's an airhead, very funny 10:15!

Or "Gruff and Gravel" as Simon Hoggart refers to t...

2007-09-26T22:36:00.000+01:00

Or "Gruff and Gravel" as Simon Hoggart refers to them , reporting that Brown " has also developed a verbal tic. If there is a serious problem - Darfur, Burma, bullying in schools - and he has no idea what to do about it, he announces that we need to send a message."

Gordon's such a flake.The TImes have caught him ou...

2007-09-26T22:24:00.000+01:00

Gordon's such a flake.

The TImes have caught him out tonight too:
'Gordon Brown and his 'copycat' speech'
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article2540159.ece

errmm.. and a famous radio presenter, and a very t...

2007-09-26T22:15:00.000+01:00

errmm.. and a famous radio presenter, and a very talented journalist as well..

Nice Try, but I don't think it sticks..