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the hitch 9:44pmIn my day politicians had decent B...

2007-05-11T13:12:00.000+01:00

the hitch 9:44pm

In my day politicians had decent British legs, who amongst us would have turned down the opportunity to stroke the well honed seamed nylon clad calf of lady Thatcher in her prime?
Or for that matter Anthony Eden in a singlet and gym shorts.

strangely enough these stroking thoughts never did glide over my consciousness

but i must concur that Gordon Brown is hardly the most desirable of politicians

i mean really...who wants a Prime Minister who is constantly being tracked by floating red question-mark?

decidedly dodgy in my opinion

How do you make a Labour marginal more marginal? A...

2007-05-11T11:21:00.000+01:00

How do you make a Labour marginal more marginal?

Ask Gordon to take a tour.

Has anyone yet found on You Tube a video of Broon dubbed with the '60s hit by Jilted John which had the chorus 'Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron'.

Perhaps Barbara can advise on personal presentatio...

2007-05-11T11:05:00.000+01:00

Perhaps Barbara can advise on personal presentation and clean him up a bit before being seen with the dirt bag.

did anyone else notice the body language in PMQs i...

2007-05-11T10:14:00.000+01:00

did anyone else notice the body language in PMQs in the George Osborne v Brown clash?

for the entirity of Brown's answer to Osborne, Brown never once turned to face his opponent - he was turned sideways , speaking to the speaker and his own backbenches, never once turning to face Osborne head on.

watch out for that curious body language in future PMQs.

pint of fosters: may be the BBC news is pants, but...

2007-05-11T09:45:00.000+01:00

pint of fosters: may be the BBC news is pants, but I've never seen a more devastating HYS:

http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/thread.jspa?sortBy=2&threadID=6278&edition=1&ttl=20070511091634&#paginator

"the bogeyman will be doing photo-ops in Stevenage...

2007-05-11T08:34:00.000+01:00

"the bogeyman will be doing photo-ops in Stevenage and Basildon"

I will be watching.

and no, I do not believe we have a successful econ...

2007-05-11T07:15:00.000+01:00

and no, I do not believe we have a successful economy

and that folks is The Sanity Test

ie. can you recognise reality through the smoke

Yes, Hitch 12:17 is right.For those Tories who bel...

2007-05-11T06:49:00.000+01:00

Yes, Hitch 12:17 is right.

For those Tories who believe Cameron is playing an electoral strategy (ie lying) by gushingly praising the economy in order to help him win the election, could you point me to a similar speech from Tony Blair in the run up to the 1997 election?

I just can't find him praising the Tory management of the economy for some reason.

We don't want a PM who will praise major policy failing because he is too wet and does not have the backbone to tell the truth.

Remember the French voted for change by electing the so-called 'scary' brute over the media-friendly fragrant option.

(and no, I do not believe we have a successful economy)

Love You All

2007-05-11T06:07:00.000+01:00

Love You All

So turdy bliar left a disaster as predicted,Iraq h...

2007-05-11T06:02:00.000+01:00

So turdy bliar left a disaster as predicted,Iraq he has walked away problem unresolved,the NHS,the Home Office,the Benifits system,Council tax,the Armed sevices,the police...and on and on and on leaving a "man" who eats snot and sulks to try and fix it.This person is probably the only one who could make bliar seem competent.

I have posted this comment, because I believe it i...

2007-05-11T01:54:00.000+01:00

I have posted this comment, because I believe it is right. When one is a commenter, one cannot be swayed by the consensus or the prevailing view of the moment. It is because I have the divine right of kings and because I am holier than thou.

So long, I am leaving, and be assured, I am richer for the experience.

Finally, as far as you are concerned, I want to make it clear that I don't, and never did, give a toss.

And HitchI am self employed and am very used to th...

2007-05-11T01:31:00.000+01:00

And Hitch
I am self employed and am very used to the ups and downs of economic life. Having build a manufacturing business over 29 years. I get bugger all from the government except tax bills and fines.

However over, I think 35% of this countries employed and all of the unemployed and 85% of the old are now completely dependant on government cash. Not to mention the 70% of households drawing working family tax credits to suppliment their sometimes over £60,000 pa wages.

Do you really think all or even a large amount of these Turkeys are going to vote for christmas? Or are you just a crazy fool.

If these people thought that Cameron was even slightly likely to do a Thatcher, however much they share you racist and agresive opinions, they would run from voting Tory quicker then you can say Hitchins is God.

PS: I realise I let some classified information sl...

2007-05-11T01:16:00.000+01:00

PS: I realise I let some classified information slip out back there. MI6 are not trusted, NuLab NKVD units suspect factional loyalties to Cameron, hence the already formed Broonist cells within MI5. Watch out for package tourists overseas anti-Glorious Gordon bloggers. Units of Special Branch are already being called 'Broons Goons', Guido may be on their list. Keep your eyes open and your backs to the wall!

HitchAll I can say is try come out with your idear...

2007-05-11T01:03:00.000+01:00

Hitch
All I can say is try come out with your idears at a your local Consevative party meeting. You may get a few laughs but they will be showing you the door before the wine and peanuts are served up.

You are wrong however much I may personally wish you are right. Its as simple as that.

However feel free to carry on trying to piss of Cameron and his chums, because their PR team must be simply loving it.

Anyhow its not just a question of getting elected its having a coherent civilised nation prepared to live under Tory rule, when he does. This without riots, like in France taking place before DC has even got his feet under the NO 10 table.
This country will not take one Conservative parliament to sort out. It will take 3 at least. Lets not wize up the commy bastards at the BBC and in the media in advance of time, there is simply no point.

It's the launching of President Gorgon Broon. You ...

2007-05-11T00:59:00.000+01:00

It's the launching of President Gorgon Broon. You think losing your pensions was bad? Just wait! Tories get elected? What election? Castro will fly over and shout from the balcony of Buckingham Palace down the microphone to the massed throng, "You don't want bourgeois electatorial games, do you?" The speakers will boom back 'No!' Gord will be stood learing by his side, with Bob Geldof on the other side, Bono will probably be in the photograph.
The Gordstapo will arrest all of you dissenters in the UK, MI5 will get those overseas. It's all planned. Sky have already bought the TV rights.

When Blair becomes president of europe, Brown will...

2007-05-10T23:59:00.000+01:00

When Blair becomes president of europe, Brown will only be a regional governer anyway....

Praising Gordon's running of the economy is exactl...

2007-05-10T23:32:00.000+01:00

Praising Gordon's running of the economy is exactly what cameron wants to do.

When Gordo gets into No10 and his incompetentance at running government become apparent (i.e. he aint there when shit hits the fan) then conservative win at next election = gaurenteed. Much better than if Lab got someone with a personality in.

If any of you go to protest against Gordon in Basi...

2007-05-10T22:42:00.000+01:00

If any of you go to protest against Gordon in Basildon or Stevenage tomorrow or in Brighton on Sunday please don't shout anything rude about rocking horses, nappies, or closet gays.

It will only upset the big jessie.

How about this point that may help Hitch and his g...

2007-05-10T22:40:00.000+01:00

How about this point that may help Hitch and his general missunderstanding about how politics works.

When the shit hits the proverbial economic fan. Which it will do whatever happens. The last thing the Conservative party wants is to be accused by the BB fucking C of TALKING DOWN the econemy. Or depressing people. Thats my job.

This is all part of Camerons style and it is a very effective one. It wins votes. Which when the Conservative party is not in power, is all that concerns them. They are not a natural opposition party and never have been.

Just think of how many birthday parties people that moan about the econemy all day get invited to. If this helps.

When he is in NO10 and sees the BOOKS then he will have no trouble blaming in horror the legacy left to him by Gordon Brown.

Cameron has shot himself in the foot praising the ...

2007-05-10T22:37:00.000+01:00

Cameron has shot himself in the foot praising the great conman Brown.

Boy David really is wet behind the ears I'm afraid.

It realy is time he got his finger out and started opposing this bunch of charlatans much more vehemently.

Good to see the sytematic sleaze of nu or now old ...

2007-05-10T22:36:00.000+01:00

Good to see the sytematic sleaze of nu or now old lab continues. Blair flies up to Sedgefield and back on our dime for purely party politics reasons

Silverfish get loads of Treasury business and hey ho, they just happen to be doing pro bono work for Gordon

Corrupt cunts

Well it makes no fucking sense to me.The next time...

2007-05-10T21:54:00.000+01:00

Well it makes no fucking sense to me.

The next time Gideon stands up and accuses Brown of mismanaging the economy, he only has to quote back today's Cameron interview which gushingly praises our successful economy on the very day that interest rates have been forced up again due to inflation rearing its ugly head again!

The Tories have made such an issue of ensuring that Brown is framed as the one on whom the success of failure of the economy rests, so even if things do go wrong as many believe, Brown can just argue that Cameron was happily praising his running of the economy.

AustrianIf that is true then it proves what The Hi...

2007-05-10T21:51:00.000+01:00

Austrian
If that is true then it proves what The Hitch has been saying for yonks
CAMERON IS A KNOB WHO WOULD SAY/DO ANYTHING TO GET INTO NUMBER 10.
My number 1 fan Peter Hitchens of the Mail on sunday agrees with me.

Apparently Cameron has foolishly and erroneously b...

2007-05-10T21:46:00.000+01:00

Apparently Cameron has foolishly and erroneously been praising Brown's management of the economy.

Is Cameron playing a game here or does he really not realise that Brown is leading us into stagflation? Within six months the illusion of prosperity will be revealed as a debt-fuelled sham.

Here's Spectator editor, Matthew d'Ancona's advice to Cameron regarding the economy:

".....we may be reaching crunchier economic times because of competition from the east and because Gordon’s Brown microeconomic mismanagement will soon start to bite. Just as the Thatcher economic reforms only started to really work after five and more years, Gordon Brown’s taxes and regulations are only just beginning to hurt. This is precisely the wrong time for Conservatives to be giving the impression that economics is somehow less important....."

Hasn't he got funny little legs?He also looks like...

2007-05-10T21:44:00.000+01:00

Hasn't he got funny little legs?
He also looks like Lord Browne from behind (I don't mean down on all fours whilst getting an express delivery of maple syrup)
Just the silly hair and pipe cleaner legs, the sort of gimp who loves it up the wrongun.
Did I mention his legs?
In my day politicians had decent British legs, who amongst us would have turned down the opportunity to stroke the well honed seamed nylon clad calf of lady Thatcher in her prime?
Or for that matter Anthony Eden in a singlet and gym shorts.