Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Scottish Presbyterians Hate Drinkers, Don't They?

nulab = new crack dealersthey flood the market wit...

2008-03-18T23:08:00.000Z

nulab = new crack dealers

they flood the market with cheep loss leading booze, create a dependant population and then hike the price back up.

uncultured scum of the earth that they are - an alcopop bottle is a fitting symbol of their legacy.

mungo

So when are you lot going to grasp the drugs nettl...

2008-03-13T13:06:00.000Z

So when are you lot going to grasp the drugs nettle? Legalise cannabis, slap a decent tax on it, enjoy billions in revenue AND screw most organised crime in the country to boot.

4p a pint on Sainsbury's 26p a pint Cider is reall...

2008-03-13T11:56:00.000Z

4p a pint on Sainsbury's 26p a pint Cider is really going to clear the scum off the streets. Praise the Lord!

Happily along the Cote D'Azur wine and beer is sti...

2008-03-13T10:17:00.000Z

Happily along the Cote D'Azur wine and beer is still very cheap, food even more so and we have just had the local bus fares slashed from €1.40 to €1.00 (take note Livingslime).

Ken Livingslime is gonna have a hissy fit! Grasper...

2008-03-13T06:15:00.000Z

Ken Livingslime is gonna have a hissy fit! Grasper his aledged bisexual lover is gonna get an extra hard fisting tonight.

just the way he likes it, he will at least be smiling!

Anonymous said... If some of you silly fucks stopp...

2008-03-13T05:58:00.000Z

Anonymous said...
If some of you silly fucks stopped spending your hard earned in the pub or bar at these rip-off prices Gordon cunt face Brown and his lackey would stop taxing it.

Atlas farted and talked his usual crap. Brown would raise the tax another way, either increasing tax further on alcohol or adding it to petrol etc, then you will say stop driving, eventually your solution Atlas would be to stop doing everything we need to do or enjoy.
Liberal Tory twat!

11.10pmDo you propose any penalty for posting whil...

2008-03-12T23:45:00.000Z

11.10pm

Do you propose any penalty for posting whilst under the influence of government mismanagement, Prime Minister?

10:39 PMWhilst not being entirely in consensus wit...

2008-03-12T23:10:00.000Z

10:39 PM

Whilst not being entirely in consensus with your revision, nut duty, I must confess that you have inspired mine. I am now initiating the setting out of immediate emergency measures to tax commentary posts on Guido Fawkes. Government ministers and officials will be duly exempt from this imposition, of course.

4:23 PMI remember it well, my little daughter had ...

2008-03-12T22:39:00.000Z

4:23 PM

I remember it well, my little daughter had nightmares for weeks. It was my fault and I take full parental responsibility - I should never have allowed her to stay up late to watch newsnight. However, I totally disagree with taxing that which is detrimental to human health and I sense that a good hard kick in the bollocks is far more in line with current government fiscal policy.

4:15 PMAnd absolutely exhilarating sliding down!! ...

2008-03-12T22:24:00.000Z

4:15 PM

And absolutely exhilarating sliding down!! You find it that way 2, Tony?

ironic though. the cash junkie government getting...

2008-03-12T22:03:00.000Z

ironic though. the cash junkie government getting the drinkers to pay for their hit.
definitely out of order to fund another's habit, is it not?
junkies like the new labour war party should not be encouraged.
withdrawal from their cash addiction will be required.
note to brown and darling:cold turkey time for you two. .

Presbyterians do hate drinkers, of course, but the...

2008-03-12T21:51:00.000Z

Presbyterians do hate drinkers, of course, but they hate everybody else as well - and many of them are notorious elbow-lifters themselves.

Look, I don't normally swear on other people's blo...

2008-03-12T20:22:00.000Z

Look, I don't normally swear on other people's blogs, but I think this calls for it.

Fucking miserable, thieving, scottish, socialist bastards.

Feel slightly better now; thanks very much.

Anonymous said:"Now now, every Government increase...

2008-03-12T19:28:00.000Z

Anonymous said:

"Now now, every Government increases taxes on alcohol."

Not so. In the recent budget the Hong Kong government removed all tax/duty on beer and wine.

Read and weep.

This will finally see off many local pubs. Many ar...

2008-03-12T19:04:00.000Z

This will finally see off many local pubs. Many are teetering on the edge, especially pubs owned by the likes of unenterprising inns or blue queen. Businesses have paid ridiculous inflated property prices to create unsustainable rents. By next budget THOUSANDS of pubs will have closed permanently. The knock on effect in terms of jobs will be huge. Will it have much effect on Brown's Feral Youth? Not a chance. Also look out for the run to Calais to become viable again.

ooh stanislav , apparently for extra you could tur...

2008-03-12T18:25:00.000Z

ooh stanislav , apparently for extra you could turn the shaming stool upside down and choose the third way (or leg take your pick)

bill qango mp thankyou for mr Chance de gardeners excellent political insight.

it was the worst budget for guido , i dont drink much these days , but i appreciate guidos view on "press beer for action".

should have the teen hooligans rising on nu labour .

Barnacle Bill...Fivelive were very quick to cover ...

2008-03-12T18:22:00.000Z

Barnacle Bill...Fivelive were very quick to cover up for Ed Bollocks. Pienaar reported that Ed Bollocks said "So weak", not "So what" and that's what will be reported in Hansard.

Still, cracking put down from Dave.

BQ 4.59pm - genius. Gordon Brown IS, no doubt abo...

2008-03-12T18:00:00.000Z

BQ 4.59pm - genius. Gordon Brown IS, no doubt about it, Chance The/Chauncey Gardener, and on so many levels, too, i.e. Shirley Maclaine as Sarah Wossername, writhing about on the carpet whilst Chauncey watches TV. Though I don't recall the Peter Sellars character actually eating the contents of his nasal cavity in the film, though that might be because I dozed off at some point.

cameron speechhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politi...

2008-03-12T17:59:00.000Z

cameron speech
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7291936.stm

why is brown grinning all the way through?the country is fucked and they still think that they are in junior school!!!!!!!

bofl

Don't forget it was the Protestant Work Ethic that...

2008-03-12T17:46:00.000Z

Don't forget it was the Protestant Work Ethic that gave us capitalism!

Gooey blob 4:52pm:"Booze always tastes nicer when ...

2008-03-12T17:29:00.000Z

Gooey blob 4:52pm:

"Booze always tastes nicer when I know I'm depriving the chancellor of thousands of pounds in revenue every year"

Assuming £ 2 duty per bottle you sound like you're packing away at least 5 bottles a day - training to be a Lobby hack?

Revolution anybody ???

2008-03-12T17:28:00.000Z

Revolution anybody ???

Make poverty history. Cheaper drugs now.

2008-03-12T17:05:00.000Z

Make poverty history. Cheaper drugs now.

They could have at least made an exception for Isl...

2008-03-12T17:00:00.000Z

They could have at least made an exception for Islay whisky. Oh, wait I forget they hate anyone with a little sense of taste and class, even if it is for Scotch.

Final budget meeting between Gordon Brown, Ed Ball...

2008-03-12T16:59:00.000Z

Final budget meeting between Gordon Brown, Ed Balls
and Alistair Darling.[Brown is looking a bit glazed
and distracted and slightly rocking back and forth in
his chair]

Alistair Darling: Prime Minister, do you agree with
Ed, or do you think that we can stimulate growth
through temporary incentives?

[Long pause]

Alistair Darling: Prime Minister?

Gordon Brown: As long as the roots are not severed,
all is well. And all will be well in the garden.

Alistair Darling:{looks confused} In the garden?

Gordon Brown: Yes. In the garden, growth has it's
seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we
have fall and winter. And then we get spring and
summer again.

Alistair Darling: Spring and summer?

Gordon Brown: Yes.

Alistair Darling: Then fall and winter.

Gordon Brown: Yes.

Ed Balls: I think what our insightful Prime Minister
is saying is that we welcome the inevitable seasons of
nature, but we're upset by the seasons of our economy.

Gordon Brown: Yes! There will be growth in the spring!

Ed Balls: Hmm!

Gordon Brown: Hmm!{rocks a bit more]

Alistair Darling: Hm. Well, Prime Minister, I must
admit that is one of the most refreshing and
optimistic statements I've heard in a very, very long
time.

Gordon Brown: All is well. And all will be well in the
garden.

ED and Alistair leave the room.
"Alistair, did you understand any of that ?"
"Hell no! . He just keeps rocking like on a horse. I
think he's gone nuts. I'm just going to bang on about
green taxes and pensioners and clear off quick."