tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post7228249660297008189..comments2008-04-19T15:19:00.249+01:00Guido Fawkeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15091277669318213298noreply@blogger.comBlogger161125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-36637983337739186182008-04-19T15:09:00.000+01:002008-04-19T15:09:00.000+01:00Mugabe the man who systematically drained, raped, self-strangulated & utterly ruined his country is about the only person mentioned in this blog-piece who is qualified to comment on General Beano.<BR/><BR/>As such he has over stated the case in:<BR/>'Snotty is a dot on the landscape'<BR/><BR/>We have already observed scientific analysis here, 'quantum' is a far more accurate sizing of the 'Great Brown Glob'.<BR/>Therefore if you don't know it already, please don't trust Mugabe again. <BR/>OK?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-40126092636870937402008-04-15T13:26:00.000+01:002008-04-15T13:26:00.000+01:00tacitus - "Stan, you poor thing. I am not contesting your little kingdom: it is all yours. Here, you are the actor and all others mere audience. But that is all you are: an eccentric schoolmaster entertaining his sixth form."<BR/><BR/>Are you, Mr tackypuss the person to do more? Are you the mover of mountains, the saviour we have all been waiting for; is it words of yours that are going to bring about the improvement in our desperate national position? Let us know when you come down from the Mount, to lead us into the land of milk and honey.<BR/><BR/>None of us KNOW stanislav except through his posts here, nor do we know anyone except the odd cunt, usually some three-dollar-bill of a publicity seeking ex MP, whose name escapes me, but I don't think - no I KNOW I am not alone in being hugely entertained by the prose, the disparagement, the matchless bile, and the possibilities explored by stan's oeuvres. <BR/><BR/>You on the other hand neither amuse nor enlighten, have no discernible purpose and as such are a worthless wanker. We do not know whether you have any tangible existence in the wider world, nor do we care.45govthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10628604286051915366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-55284982887512394922008-04-14T22:29:00.000+01:002008-04-14T22:29:00.000+01:00"*I am not entirely sure if that is actually a word, but if it isn't it should be."<BR/><BR/>It is a word now, as it has been used here! <BR/><BR/>logorrhoeaic.<BR/><BR/>And here, too!Thatsnewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04148241391183658112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-22799021800063382812008-04-14T22:14:00.000+01:002008-04-14T22:14:00.000+01:00Stan, you poor thing. I am not contesting your little kingdom: it is all yours. Here, you are the actor and all others mere audience. But that is <I>all</I> you are: an eccentric schoolmaster entertaining his sixth form. <BR/><BR/>The greater your talent, the more damning the fact that you have no tangible existence in the wider world. Is it because you are physically crippled? Is it because the sadistic fluency dries up the moment you are confronted with a human face? Or is it because you really are not all that bright at all (wanking yourself to sleep with a copy of Lila is suggestive), but rather like those poor children with William's syndrome, sparklingly expressive in a language you hardly understand.<BR/><BR/>Tell us, Stanislav, which is it?tacitusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-20074535176603700552008-04-14T20:15:00.000+01:002008-04-14T20:15:00.000+01:00oldhallovian - where the fuck's that, some secondary modern?<BR/><BR/>I realise it's a stretch for a cunt with an edukayshun to know the meaning of logorrhoea, but it is a subjective thing, which may be difficult for even a proper cunt to understand. When you say "I see. You're so clever, why don't you run the country yourself?" you have already exceeded your abilities, and have become logorrhoeaic.* <BR/><BR/>To avoid making the same mistake myself, I will just say that given a choice between Stanislav's offerings and yours, you will not find many takers here, so why don't you fuck off, you pompous asshole<BR/><BR/>*I am not entirely sure if that is actually a word, but if it isn't it should be.45govthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10628604286051915366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-68366415188134223322008-04-14T19:45:00.000+01:002008-04-14T19:45:00.000+01:00<I>You're so clever, why don't you write Mr Sam yourself?</I><BR/><BR/>I see. You're so clever, why don't you run the country yourself?<BR/><BR/><I>Or is a dozen words your limit? Cunt.</I><BR/> <BR/>Or is logorrhoea on an ephemeral blog your limit? Learn to control your ego and you'll do better. Twat.oldhalloviannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-57407352448129245522008-04-14T19:05:00.000+01:002008-04-14T19:05:00.000+01:00Mr Phoenix Park - superb. So much so that I have had the impertinence to post it among the ZaNuLab clods over on the Tel blogs, with due accreditation, - I hope you don't mind. Your thoughts coincided exactly with mine as I listened to the cretinous fishwife midget with her "gooverment", and "coontry". <BR/>Jesus wept, how the world must laugh!45govthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10628604286051915366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-35684538809895372812008-04-14T16:54:00.000+01:002008-04-14T16:54:00.000+01:00Master <B>F. Delicious</B> said<BR/><BR/>"<I>wtf you and the rest of your pig-ignorant englisher tubes gonna do when we stop the fucking oil subsidising your fucking dreaming?</I>"<BR/><BR/>Good question mr.F-D; since we've had your oil and no longer require you for our X-Empire why don't you and your kin just fuck off with Salmond ( <I>Prìomh Mhinistear na h-Alba</I> ) since none of you are now required ?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-68037723963959774392008-04-14T13:44:00.000+01:002008-04-14T13:44:00.000+01:0045govt, or whatever the fuck you are, wtf you and the rest of your pig-ignorant englisher tubes gonna do when we stop the fucking oil subsidising your fucking dreaming? Start a war? Fight us? Oh, I hope so. I hope that you, old and fucking feeble though you are, will be in the front line. I 'll look forward to that you english twat.<BR/><BR/>ps - Happy negative equity to y'all.<BR/><BR/>fucking delicious!fucking delicious!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-28656054976855549132008-04-14T13:32:00.000+01:002008-04-14T13:32:00.000+01:00While we're on the subject of grammer; Hazel Blears has yet again shown herself proudly as the Lancashire fish-wife that she really is. <BR/><BR/>There was a time that only the greatest orators were elected as MP's to the house, now it seems that Gordon has filled the Cabinet with twittering house-wives picked from various coffee mornings about the country to do their gossiping on his behalf, in the Commons and the national media. <BR/><BR/>For those of us who cringed through Hazel's mauling of the English language and spoutings of such matronly tripe as to tell members of the audience "not to be mean" about Gordo's efforts, on BBC Question Time a month or two ago, The Syntax Terminator was back on Radio 4's Today programme this morning with this little gem: "It's difficult times for the government, it's difficult times in the country". <BR/><BR/>Well, yes indeed Hazel, THESE ARE difficult times. Especially when a political party that came to power under the adage "Education, Education and Education" can't seem to get their Cabinet members to string a simple sentence together.<BR/><BR/>Just for good measure Hazel went on chewing out her words as she tied her apron strings: "I think with Gordon Brown, what you've got is a pretty serious person who thinks very deeply about decisions and is also a man of conviction". <BR/><BR/>Oh Hazel, Hazel, Hazel... He's the Premier of Great Britain I should fucking well hope he had conviction and thought about his decisions. But let's face it, as Guido's shown us, he hasn't had a scintilla of conviction since he limped into the Hot Seat and he certainly didn't think very deeply about his decision when, as treasurer, he pissed the GB gold reserves up the wall with the price of oil headed skywards and the dollar sagging towards Hades... I read a book once called "Economics for Dummies". I wonder if Gordo's ever managed to sneak a look at a copy?Phoenix Parknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-73643962326609704692008-04-14T12:50:00.000+01:002008-04-14T12:50:00.000+01:00"Unless, of course, the producers and writers of "Headcases" are NewLiebour Media luvies?"<BR/><BR/>They are absolutely giving Zanulabour an easy time. Imagine if Team Snotgobbler were Tory.<BR/><BR/>They'd be portraying the head jockster not as some benign Dickensian bean counter but as a deranged, straight-jacketeted nutter dishing out his crazed, contradictory orders from a padded bunker while all around him his colleagues plot and fight over the leadership while their party falls apart. <BR/><BR/>But no, they target Dave instead, pandering to the foaming marxist lefties by showing him as a braying, fag-beating eton toff. Obvious, lazy writing or what?<BR/><BR/>Never underestimate how far certain elements of the media are wedged up the sad, flabby arses of Labour.<BR/><BR/>If and when Dave gets in - it may well be payback time and I hope he remembers.....Ratsniffernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-2098968296851313692008-04-14T07:28:00.000+01:002008-04-14T07:28:00.000+01:00I our Prime Minister's e-mail address: gordonbrown@littletiny.com ?petuniabeannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-66880919823943617432008-04-14T01:45:00.000+01:002008-04-14T01:45:00.000+01:00Dear Mr Bog<BR/><BR/>Maybe stanislav is hard on Mr Parris because he expects better of him; a compliment, of sorts, in itself.stanislav, hammer of the jocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-66734704831024787052008-04-14T01:05:00.000+01:002008-04-14T01:05:00.000+01:00Presumably the thick cunts - ooh, sorry! Highly talented writers and producers of "Headcases" still think it is 1979.<BR/><BR/>Unless, of course, they realise they can't top the real antics of their good friend Gordon Brown (eating snot in the House of commons on live TV, getting lost, being cut dead by Bill Clinton (of all people!) and being spotted as an irrelevance by Robert "put another opposition leader on the fire" Mugabe" and so on).<BR/><BR/>Unless, of course, the producers and writers of "Headcases" are NewLiebour Media luvies?<BR/><BR/>"Headcases" produced by "shitheads", perhaps?M person of no fixed political abodenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-18244233971419242482008-04-14T00:21:00.000+01:002008-04-14T00:21:00.000+01:00oldhallovian prick<BR/><BR/>You're so clever, why don't you write Mr Sam yourself ? Or is a dozen words your limit? Cunt.stanislavnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-91839828748090475662008-04-14T00:15:00.000+01:002008-04-14T00:15:00.000+01:00Dear Mr Tacitus<BR/><BR/>Talent like yours, you should be whoring for Mr Murdoch. His drones, too, rather than wrest their own words from a troubled, anxious perception, instead, cut and paste the words of others more gifted, as do you. <BR/><BR/>In the age of Google what a worthless, redundant cunt you are. The jock, of course, your spunk-faced bedfellow, banging his niece and nephew under a cheap tartan duvet, a worthy comrade. <BR/><BR/>There is an excuse of course for Jock, he, as all can see, is a retarded imbecile, one of thousands queueing to suck King Alex's cock, you, meantime, would pretend to an education and a mind. You should try to write something of your own. Just for a change. <BR/><BR/> This is probably the kindest thing anyone will ever say to a pretentious, empty-headed piece of shit like you. You should try to absorb it. If you can.<BR/><BR/>love from stanislav<BR/><BR/> a man who writes his own words and your superior in every conceivable way.stanislav, hammer of the jocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-76142734385797777492008-04-14T00:10:00.000+01:002008-04-14T00:10:00.000+01:00"inappropriate apostrophe ", Brilliant Stanislave; next time I get some miss-spoken rubbish from the Council I will quote you in full.Stan's' ? The Mannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-80912424915877874062008-04-13T23:48:00.000+01:002008-04-13T23:48:00.000+01:00He is undoubtedly Shrodinger's twat. But then with space now occupying so many dimensions, is the repressed gay liar, merely filling political space and time.<BR/><BR/>current science says there are many dimensions, 16+. He is therefore perhaps legitimately not breaking the laws of physics by his current dither list. But by fuck he's trying hard to move the bounadries of the space/time continuum.<BR/><BR/>However, if and when Dr Who appears, stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.<BR/><BR/>Fun aside, and we're talking the future of Great Britain here, I think we're led by a cunt who dithers over a bunch of cunts.<BR/><BR/>As a member of HM Forces, thisis the shittest of shit governments. Excuse us while we go and die for the devious arsehole.Garethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13207806640711750915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-91060895676834439442008-04-13T23:45:00.000+01:002008-04-13T23:45:00.000+01:00Fucking tasteless says:-<BR/><BR/>"tacitus has gotten the tory plumber-boy well sussed; except him being a unionist Scot of course. Another fucking capitalist traitor, like his mate Broon; and about as fucking funny."<BR/><BR/>We get our share of cunts on Guido, but I think the line is straining on a monster with Mr fd, who is clearly of the opinion that he understands humour, and even a foreign language, English. That he should be so deluded is sad, though more amusing in its way than the cunt's scribblings. Of course back home in Scotchland, amongst all the other croos-dressing, wife beating toothless pallid cunts, he has more opposition to his claim to being cunt of the week, but he's in with a chance.<BR/><BR/>Lay off the fried Mars Bars and spend less time at your local vomitorium, and you may even qualify for the local benefits office quiz team - maybe.<BR/>Tosser.45govthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10628604286051915366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-42626550897288575072008-04-13T23:15:00.000+01:002008-04-13T23:15:00.000+01:00Sorry, Stan -- TL;DR for the apostrophe stuff. Bring back Mr Sam!oldhalloviannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-40813696562097871122008-04-13T22:58:00.000+01:002008-04-13T22:58:00.000+01:00dear bill quango MP<BR/><BR/>"all work and no play makes jack a dull boy" covers the first 893 pages of vol 0ne of a 3 volume set titled "a better socialist world" the remaining 117 pages covers how the third way is the only way "the red guard will guide you to the truth" and a brief note on how its all in the mind as people will believe any old tosh , as proof positive <BR/><BR/>the second volume losely based on carniegies "how to win friends and influence people" is subtitled as "how to rule friends and liquidate nay sayers" <BR/><BR/>the third volume is sub titled ,"a never ending revolution" in which it is explained how we will revolve around and around until we are dizzy with ecstasty (or crack meths) and euro europhoria dance music , until we dont care how we are ruled , just as long as we can have our "stuff" that has now been made the new absolute moral right of freedom. <BR/><BR/>gramsci outlined the plot he didred despot spotternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-85498420165069708382008-04-13T22:33:00.001+01:002008-04-13T22:33:00.001+01:00considering the sheer amount of comic material available from this blog about the one eyed brooding Cyclops, one wonders why "Headcases" is such a load of crap.<BR/><BR/>why tonight , they rehashed "toff" Cameron with his schoolboy fag Osborne... oh wow - how original.John Trenchardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18212068575561254839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-42041804255909719652008-04-13T22:33:00.000+01:002008-04-13T22:33:00.000+01:00Fucking delicious! makes me cry; nasty brutish fuckin' wee beasty bastard. Two more fucking pence dropped off the value of my palace today as well, poo!burping off my tits on a can of irn brunoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-2518574335247699292008-04-13T22:28:00.000+01:002008-04-13T22:28:00.000+01:00Can't we just 'rationalise the situation? (my chez bozzspeak for take the fucker out?)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-4365115161279134692008-04-13T22:21:00.000+01:002008-04-13T22:21:00.000+01:00The remnants of the Norman overlords and their descendants are busy fucking over Scotland, Wales and, yes, England. As they have done since they killed King Harold.<BR/><BR/>It is time we had parliaments for all the nations of mainland Britain.Thatsnewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04148241391183658112noreply@blogger.com