Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Election Losses Blur

Fucking stupid ginger haired mockney cunt! Mad fer...

2008-07-28T22:40:00.000+01:00

Fucking stupid ginger haired mockney cunt!

Mad fer it!

The Press Association service told the nation's ne...

2008-07-26T00:39:00.000+01:00

The Press Association service told the nation's newspapers that he was favourite to win. Hmmmm.

with a face like that drumming and politics are th...

2008-07-25T23:25:00.000+01:00

with a face like that drumming and politics are the only things that will get him the lads..errr I mean ladies. Drummers are not classed as the most talented people in the world and the same can be said of most councilors.

REJOICE!!! Fuck Off you realpagne cunt. You are sh...

2008-07-25T16:52:00.000+01:00

REJOICE!!!

Fuck Off you realpagne cunt. You are shit, Labour is shit, Blur is fucking shit. Fuck off out of politics and off my telly you fucking twat.

Oi conceited@11:03, I rather fancy Amy. And she ha...

2008-07-25T14:12:00.000+01:00

Oi conceited@11:03, I rather fancy Amy. And she has talent too (unlike that Lily some-of-drunkard Allen)

Who will rid us of these fucking faux, art student...

2008-07-25T13:52:00.000+01:00

Who will rid us of these fucking faux, art student millionaire champagne fucking socialists?

Backwoodsman, I fear that Mr Bragg might find Bark...

2008-07-25T13:24:00.000+01:00

Backwoodsman,

I fear that Mr Bragg might find Barking a tad too 'mulitcultural' even for his refined working class taste these days.

Of course, he could prove me wrong by selling up (as all property is theft, except when owned by ageing has been rockers) going back to his roots, doing a couple of benefit 'gigs' at the local mosque for gay and women's rights and or er, perhaps that won't be happening then.

Talwin's Testicles, 10.50 -- I have not been calle...

2008-07-25T12:03:00.000+01:00

Talwin's Testicles, 10.50 -- I have not been called good looking since I met David Blunkett, and that was the first time ever. Thanks!

I can see I shall have to attend the Labour Party Conference, now that Bunty has ditched me.

Rich lefty rock 'star' gets a hammering at the pol...

2008-07-25T12:02:00.000+01:00

Rich lefty rock 'star' gets a hammering at the polls.
Labour lose a crucial by-election.
It's Friday.
It's a fucking great day!

So Brown has done for another candidate? Wonderful...

2008-07-25T11:46:00.000+01:00

So Brown has done for another candidate? Wonderful.

Off thread, but I see that EDF have hiked gas and ...

2008-07-25T11:43:00.000+01:00

Off thread, but I see that EDF have hiked gas and electricity prices this morning.

Good job they didn't announce that before the Glasgow by-election.

Head of Communications at EDF? Some guy called Andrew Brown, brother of...

Excellent. He'll be snapped up by the BBC and paid...

2008-07-25T11:40:00.000+01:00

Excellent. He'll be snapped up by the BBC and paid half a cunting million a year of my money to produce a "right on" politics show with that tapeworm Bragg.

Joy.

Wait for that Ginger Downs Hucknall to get involved and they'll be rioting on the streets.

So Brown is "getting on with the job of seeing us ...

2008-07-25T11:30:00.000+01:00

So Brown is "getting on with the job of seeing us through these difficult economic times".
The freak is totally deluded if he thinks hammering poor folk with unfair taxes is a going to help anyone.
I now going to shave my pubes off in protest.

Christ, I wish these fucking ex-Blur retards would...

2008-07-25T11:29:00.000+01:00

Christ, I wish these fucking ex-Blur retards would disappear up their own arseholes and leave the rest of us alone. Have you even seen the colossal pile of taxpayers' money that's been pissed up against a wall by the BBC paying for Damon Allbran to write the Olympics intro for the TV coverage? Dire and embarrassing doesn't even cover it..

Hasn't he heard of the "Make Rock Stars History" C...

2008-07-25T11:26:00.000+01:00

Hasn't he heard of the "Make Rock Stars History" Campaign.

Apparently, the campaign is something of a success.

What were the full results for that council gig?

Perhaps he should write a song about hopping on a ...

2008-07-25T11:24:00.000+01:00

Perhaps he should write a song about hopping on a band wagon well after it's hit the buffers and is now just a pile of rust somewhere in Siberia.

met their manager on a train once. he was off to h...

2008-07-25T11:22:00.000+01:00

met their manager on a train once. he was off to his very big house in the country. Socialist values to the end.

There's something of the Opik about him - cheeky c...

2008-07-25T11:18:00.000+01:00

There's something of the Opik about him - cheeky cheeky.

Sex god??? John Major meets Chris Evans.Not necess...

2008-07-25T11:13:00.000+01:00

Sex god??? John Major meets Chris Evans.

Not necessarily the biggest turn-on.

Which Labour ladies would these be then?whoever th...

2008-07-25T11:11:00.000+01:00

Which Labour ladies would these be then?whoever they they need to buy some fucking glasses.

backwoodsman @ 11:04Ah, so Billy is of the "do as ...

2008-07-25T11:09:00.000+01:00

backwoodsman @ 11:04

Ah, so Billy is of the "do as I say but not what I do" brigade then - he should be in politics.

The Man From Uncle Said :re Billy bragg, or as the...

2008-07-25T11:04:00.000+01:00

The Man From Uncle Said :
re Billy bragg, or as the locals round here call him, Silly Billy.
He's been invited to fuck off back to Barking and do something about the bnp nutters, if he feels so strongly about them, on a number of occasions. Still here though, telling us peasants how we've got it all wrong, yadda yadda.

the halcyon days of the Blur/Oasis false dichotomy...

2008-07-25T11:03:00.000+01:00

the halcyon days of the Blur/Oasis false dichotomy seem so far awway... So much more refreshing to open the morning paper (online, of course) to YET ANOTHER PHOTO OF THE PUKE FACED BIG-HAIRED TATTOED DRUG WHORE THAT IS AMY WHINEHOUSE.

So bring back Blur and let's all sing along to their preening class-hatred aganda lyrics.

Oh fuck, now he will be all over the BBC with his ...

2008-07-25T10:59:00.000+01:00

Oh fuck, now he will be all over the BBC with his commie mate Billy Bragg providing media balance as the-man-in-the-street.

So, Mr Rowntree do you not think it reasonable that painters and decoraters should not immolate school children, babies and BBC reporters in enormous fireballs caused by smoking in the van? Has not the EU saved us all, amen? Tories smoke don't they? Brain-dead eccentric and odd working classes have been known to vote Tory and Tories smoke.

Mr Bragg you have a different view? Yes, I agree with everything that's been said.

That all we have time for on Toady but we'll force more of the same on you sops later on PM.

Was he one of the "cool britannia" fuckers who tro...

2008-07-25T10:55:00.001+01:00

Was he one of the "cool britannia" fuckers who trooped through the door of no. 10 to visit Blair shortly after May '97?

If so he thoroughly deserves the kicking. As Fucking Delicious might say, 'fucking delicious'!

If not the New Labour luvvy tart can still just fuck off anyway.

Bring on the revolution and independence.