Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Where's Gordon?™ 2

GB: I see your parents can't afford to buy you any...

2007-04-26T22:28:00.000+01:00

GB: I see your parents can't afford to buy you any shoes, but never mind, young lady - when I was your age, under the repressive Tory government of Edward Heath, I too went to school without boots.
Girl: Yeah, but in your case it was because you were too big for 'em.

Max Wall with a crew member from Star Treck.

2007-04-26T12:41:00.000+01:00

Max Wall with a crew member from Star Treck.

With Ed "Blinky" Balls blinking 414 million times ...

2007-04-25T14:57:00.000+01:00

With Ed "Blinky" Balls blinking 414 million times during his grilling on the economy by Andrew Neil on "The Daily Politics".

the Telegraph today provides us with the average v...

2007-04-25T13:25:00.000+01:00

the Telegraph today provides us with the average vital statistics of life:

Apparently a man blinks 415 million times in his average lifespan of 78.5 years.

He wears 3796 nappies by age of 2.5 years, uses 198 bottles of shampoo and takes 7163 baths.

That certainly proves Brown aint yer average man, unless of course he is still wearing all those nappies.

Who will present him with his first bottle of shampoo?

At least Gordon Brown will be PM - something David...

2007-04-25T13:16:00.000+01:00

At least Gordon Brown will be PM - something David Cameron will never be.

I assume you mean that he is well into the afternoon of his career.God help us when they turn the lights off!

Oh!Well, thank you for elucidating penelope.I'm of...

2007-04-25T12:50:00.000+01:00

Oh!

Well, thank you for elucidating penelope.

I'm off down to the shops to invest in the heaviest frying pan that gordon's salary can buy.

the little placie between my leggies, Mrs...which ...

2007-04-25T12:45:00.000+01:00

the little placie between my leggies, Mrs...

which I call my fanny

penelope prickslop 8:48pm:pray tell penelope?

2007-04-25T12:43:00.000+01:00

penelope prickslop 8:48pm:

pray tell penelope?

Where's Broon the noo?How does he miss questions t...

2007-04-25T12:13:00.000+01:00

Where's Broon the noo?

How does he miss questions to the Dear Leader, again? I think we should be told.

Oh, Mr Broon, I am 16 you know, just ask that time...

2007-04-25T10:53:00.000+01:00

Oh, Mr Broon, I am 16 you know, just ask that time waster Angus MacNeil whose police rattling penis is so Teine it made me come all over giggly. That Mr Yates though, he's a tiger ...

Actually, paedophilia aside, by the looks of it th...

2007-04-25T09:36:00.000+01:00

Actually, paedophilia aside, by the looks of it that girl will probably be quite a hot, kinky bitch in about 10 years time.

Maybe Gordon's just biding his time?

It's not being gay that I have any problem with, i...

2007-04-25T08:47:00.000+01:00

It's not being gay that I have any problem with, it's the pretending NOT to be that is contemptuous.

Who was this about again ...

“It was certainly not a secret that he was an old queen. I have been told that he was warned about his behaviour and then stopped.”

“I was aware that he had very close friendships and relationships with a number of women,” he said. “I never thought that he had a predalic-tion for men. To say that someone who was that politically astute would risk it all is quite an extraordinary claim.”

On a completely unrelated matterhttp://www.timeson...

2007-04-25T08:43:00.000+01:00

On a completely unrelated matter

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article1701589.ece

"A senior gay Conservative claimed yesterday that Sir Edward Heath propositioned men for sex in the 1950s.

Brian Coleman, chairman of the London Assembly, claimed that the former Prime Minister curbed his behaviour after he was warned that it would harm his career."

So the Snot Gobbler is not gay, and dresses to the...

2007-04-25T08:30:00.000+01:00

So the Snot Gobbler is not gay, and dresses to the left. Its a stonking erection lifting his trouser leg. It is good the young lassie does not seem to have spotted it - or perhaps she has; look at her cute smile.

"Oh Mr Brown, I am 16 you know"

Earnest 11:55Oi, lay off the Vulcans - I might tak...

2007-04-25T08:21:00.000+01:00

Earnest 11:55

Oi, lay off the Vulcans - I might take offence.

Is Gordon flirting with this little girl? Looks very much like it.

Sick Scottish twat.

No one seems to have mentioned the shoes. He's we...

2007-04-25T00:41:00.000+01:00

No one seems to have mentioned the shoes. He's wearing 18-hole DM's, isn't he?

NO No you are missing the pointIt is a well known ...

2007-04-25T00:22:00.000+01:00

NO No
you are missing the point

It is a well known fact that childrens rompers are sealed around the foot, so that if the nappy leaks, it is all kept inside-
don't want shit on the shoes now, do we?

No, no, no. He's a Trekkie -- the trousers are a t...

2007-04-24T23:55:00.000+01:00

No, no, no. He's a Trekkie -- the trousers are a tribute to Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise (c. 1968). Let's hope he didn't go on to do his tribute to Mr Spock and give the wee lassie a Vulcan neck grip (or, worse, a Vulcan mind probe).

He's still wearing that same tie, you know, the on...

2007-04-24T23:29:00.000+01:00

He's still wearing that same tie, you know, the one in PMQs when he...
With the massive build up of bogies sticking fast to his bri-nylon shirt, at least he won't have to lay out for a tie clip.

Goodness!Not only has Gordon failed to pull up his...

2007-04-24T23:16:00.000+01:00

Goodness!

Not only has Gordon failed to pull up his trousers properly, the Wee Lassie hasna had chance to put her shoes on.

Maybe he cycled there and that's why his kecks wer...

2007-04-24T23:07:00.000+01:00

Maybe he cycled there and that's why his kecks were tucked into his socks?
That or something unmentionable was oozing down his thigh and he didnt want to alarm that child

"My my Mr Brown, you did pul those trousersup so q...

2007-04-24T23:06:00.000+01:00

"My my Mr Brown, you did pul those trousersup so quickly! no one would have known except. . . ."

That oily smile and obsequious hand-rubbing is dow...

2007-04-24T23:03:00.000+01:00

That oily smile and obsequious hand-rubbing is downright obscene. Has he had a CRB check for working with children? (That's what effectively he's doing - political canvassing for him, even harder work for them putting up with the ****.)

"The man Polly Toynbee calls an "intellectual gian...

2007-04-24T23:00:00.000+01:00

"The man Polly Toynbee calls an "intellectual giant" "

Eveything is relative. Compared to a woodentop like Toynbee. . . .

Looks like the wolf with Little Red Riding Hood (t...

2007-04-24T22:52:00.000+01:00

Looks like the wolf with Little Red Riding Hood (though he's already nicked her hood, Treasury-style, and turned it into a cravat for his own uses.)

"Oh grandmama, what complete bollox you talk!"

"All the better to con you my dear."