tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post6032491144479253550..comments2008-05-13T07:57:22.643+01:00Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Friday Caption Contest (Tamsin's Crewe Edition)Guido Fawkeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15091277669318213298noreply@blogger.comBlogger112125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-8959469212991655112008-05-13T07:35:00.000+01:002008-05-13T07:35:00.000+01:00Who is the winner of the caption competition then ...Who is the winner of the caption competition then Guido?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-64767184573757308642008-05-11T22:35:00.000+01:002008-05-11T22:35:00.000+01:003:42 AMYeah man.Poirot smirks with gleeful anticip...3:42 AM<BR/><BR/>Yeah man.<BR/><BR/>Poirot smirks with gleeful anticipation to exercizing his little pink cells.inspector yappnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-83218223469521820982008-05-11T17:00:00.000+01:002008-05-11T17:00:00.000+01:00Photographer captures the moment when Gordon's Pro...Photographer captures the moment when Gordon's Prozac kicks in at lastAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-28665871523380053282008-05-11T07:51:00.000+01:002008-05-11T07:51:00.000+01:00I feel your painI feel your painAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-60100234063672432472008-05-11T03:42:00.000+01:002008-05-11T03:42:00.000+01:00Cludo piece gets backing of Party 'leader' in by-e...Cludo piece gets backing of Party 'leader' in by-election.transfattyacidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657816556456124166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-79567726331524685692008-05-10T15:31:00.000+01:002008-05-10T15:31:00.000+01:00Man who bankrupted Britain cannot stop smiling at ...Man who bankrupted Britain cannot stop smiling at cameras. <BR/><BR/>He said, 'I simply cannot believe I got away with it. Britain was number 4 in world competitiveness when I took over. Now the place is wrecked, and full of uneducated shite.'tapestryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17267094484651413428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-50481027896493241412008-05-10T12:58:00.000+01:002008-05-10T12:58:00.000+01:00Tamsin is thinking: "he never look down my dress o...Tamsin is thinking: "he never look down my dress once to look at my tits. He must be fucking gay"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-22251176985461798302008-05-10T08:58:00.000+01:002008-05-10T08:58:00.000+01:00"Crewe Slut")**With apologies to the estate of the..."Crewe Slut")*<BR/><BR/>*With apologies to the estate of the late Mr Zappajus'askin'noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-50659105385505109242008-05-10T08:42:00.000+01:002008-05-10T08:42:00.000+01:00Gordon: "I am NOT f***ing gay!".Necrophile definit...Gordon: "I am NOT f***ing gay!".<BR/><BR/>Necrophile definitely.<BR/><BR/>Brawn of the Deadx marks the spotnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-81334782811985350272008-05-10T08:16:00.000+01:002008-05-10T08:16:00.000+01:00Only Gordon could visit the red light area and com...Only Gordon could visit the red light area and come out with a woman like that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-81270096257447475092008-05-10T07:31:00.000+01:002008-05-10T07:31:00.000+01:00She looks like she's been let out of the cellar af...She looks like she's been let out of the cellar after 20 years.Oscarnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-50495819271109954352008-05-10T01:48:00.000+01:002008-05-10T01:48:00.000+01:00God, what a slapper.God, what a slapper.archie wedderspoongoogle.com.aunoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-49343623139275805912008-05-10T01:11:00.000+01:002008-05-10T01:11:00.000+01:00Some neck, some chicken.Or some neck, and a chicke...Some neck, some chicken.<BR/><BR/>Or some neck, and a chicken.DiscoveredJoyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05300239909689336895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-68807556294478240902008-05-10T01:02:00.000+01:002008-05-10T01:02:00.000+01:00it looks like some kind of special event for spast...it looks like some kind of special event for spastics <BR/>at a village hall. it really does, doesn't it?<BR/>let's be honest, gordon brown looks like a spastic.<BR/>the woman on his right looks like his carer. she has been given strict instructions not to let gordon out of her sight for any reason. he's got previous you see.<BR/>as everything brown touches turns to shit, tamsin must realize that any chance she may have had has now been snuffed out by THE FUCKING JONAH!!!!!<BR/>note to tamsin: you have been infected by THE JONAH. there is no cure.thick as thievesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-58905837915053697972008-05-09T22:59:00.000+01:002008-05-09T22:59:00.000+01:00Blimey. He's used more botox than she has!Blimey. He's used more botox than she has!Cynosargeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12192974134343220965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-87433451631827493762008-05-09T20:21:00.000+01:002008-05-09T20:21:00.000+01:00Tamsin : Gordy baby, why is your tie creeping over...Tamsin : Gordy baby, why is your tie creeping over my shoulders dearest and what is your tiepin doing down there?<BR/>Gorgon : Tamsy, sweetheart, my tiepin (unlike me) has a mind of its own. I know not what it will do next - it's like Bendy Wendy, I can't control the little thing (or her either) Anyway, don't knock the tiepin - it's made of the only gold that was left over after the sale so it's unique.Oldcragratnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-10010062788500901052008-05-09T19:52:00.000+01:002008-05-09T19:52:00.000+01:00gordon says..say rocking horse, a photo with me wi...gordon says..say rocking horse, a photo with me will make you famous look what it did for ken.mitchnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-73546716801472718712008-05-09T19:49:00.000+01:002008-05-09T19:49:00.000+01:00Oh dear, Brown's done for Tamsin!Not only did he h...Oh dear, Brown's done for Tamsin!<BR/><BR/>Not only did he help RedKen to lose, he came to Bilston (Wolverhampton) a week or so before the election, and helped to Get the Tory Vote Out. Wolverhampton City Council went into No Overall Control and will have a Tory adminstration.<BR/><BR/>Gosh, what effect would Brown actually visiting have on the by-election ???Mountjoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06700172701458170654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-91715051806590614342008-05-09T19:25:00.000+01:002008-05-09T19:25:00.000+01:00A little rude of me, but she is an ugly dog.A little rude of me, but she is an ugly dog.Minekillernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-13093101508225951322008-05-09T19:15:00.000+01:002008-05-09T19:15:00.000+01:00Dear Gordon:The photo is red, and violets are blue...Dear Gordon:<BR/><BR/>The photo is red, and violets are blue,<BR/><BR/>Alexander's fucked, and so are you.<BR/><BR/>Fucking delicious!Fucking delicious!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-25179287240390052932008-05-09T19:05:00.000+01:002008-05-09T19:05:00.000+01:00T.D. 'And where were you yesterday?'G.B.'In a teas...T.D. 'And where were you yesterday?'<BR/><BR/>G.B.'In a teashop.'Genghiz the Kahnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-85834215355154578172008-05-09T18:43:00.000+01:002008-05-09T18:43:00.000+01:00Photographer (thinking with red mist appearing ove...Photographer (thinking with red mist appearing over eyes) "There's never a chainsaw to hand when you need one"Geordie Scootnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-7391721217918340882008-05-09T18:40:00.000+01:002008-05-09T18:40:00.000+01:00GB "Tamsin, the Party is in a bit of a fix. We ca...GB "Tamsin, the Party is in a bit of a fix. We can't afford to lose the deposit on the by-election so would you pay it yourself?"<BR/><BR/>TD "Hahahahahaha....er"Geordie Scootnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-21542534575688688372008-05-09T18:35:00.000+01:002008-05-09T18:35:00.000+01:00Peter Mandelson (in background) "The first one to ...Peter Mandelson (in background) "The first one to stop smiling is a poof!"Geordie Scootnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-74403240569446973572008-05-09T18:34:00.000+01:002008-05-09T18:34:00.000+01:00Off topic, sorry Guido - just voted on the Crewe b...Off topic, sorry Guido - just voted on the Crewe blog:<BR/><BR/>http://www.crewe.tv/<BR/><BR/>Tory is now up to 20%, you know it make sense.....<BR/><BR/>StephenAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com