Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: The Labour Capital Party

But isn't his tan lovely.

2007-03-22T11:53:00.000Z

But isn't his tan lovely.

Further real evidence that the New Labour party is...

2007-02-27T01:37:00.000Z

Further real evidence that the New Labour party is the New Fascist party of Britain. Did we nead anymore after ten whole years of it?

Hain is the biggest unpricipled lieing sod known to politics. Apart from the rest of his mates in The New Labour Party, that is.

The most incredible thing is that the left STILL think that Fascism is right wing and not socialist to the core.

Much as I am loathe to make disparaging personal c...

2007-02-26T14:34:00.000Z

Much as I am loathe to make disparaging personal comments about a 'man' of Hain's towering intellect. I have noticed that he also shares the physiognomy of the owner of another vast brain...Mr Potato Head. This might also explain his slightly overfried coloration.

We were only following orders

2007-02-26T14:24:00.000Z

We were only following orders

Sir Ronald Cohen had been donating to Labour at th...

2007-02-26T14:10:00.000Z

Sir Ronald Cohen had been donating to Labour at the rate of £20,000 a month, but in 2006 he gave twice as much: £250,000 on 6 June and the same amount on 9 November.

Methinks such donations, at a time of dire need, will not go unrewarded.

The key to Hain is to understand his underlying co...

2007-02-26T13:52:00.000Z

The key to Hain is to understand his underlying condition - Chromo-body dymorphic syndrome. Hain is not so much a self-hating white, but a self-perceived black man who is abnormally palid; that is why, every morning he gets up, plasters his face with make-up, looks in the mirror and says, "I is black!".

"It is also known that this disorder may be representative of other types of disorders as well. Narcissism, antisocial personality disorder, obsessive-compulsive disorder, and paranoia were some of the personality disorders that have been associated with self-image and body dysmorphic disorder."

Oops, that should have been 'alarm', not 'alacrity...

2007-02-26T12:12:00.000Z

Oops, that should have been 'alarm', not 'alacrity'. Was writing an article on something else and must have got my thought wires crossed somewhere.

Here's a joke for JulianA sports hack went up to G...

2007-02-26T11:55:00.001Z

Here's a joke for Julian

A sports hack went up to Gordon Strachan in the car park after Saints had been stuffed at home.

"Can I have a quick word, Gordon?" asked the hack.

"Alacrity", said Strachan, face like thunder, and drove off.

Saw a pic of Rupert "Chunder" Soames in one of the...

2007-02-26T11:55:00.000Z

Saw a pic of Rupert "Chunder" Soames in one of the papers today.....he certainly has filled out since his inebriated days at Oxford

Scratch a Socialist, and find a Communist.

2007-02-26T11:49:00.000Z

Scratch a Socialist, and find a Communist.

"I do." He said quickly!

2007-02-26T11:45:00.000Z

"I do." He said quickly!

Anon, 11:29. Take no notice of Julian. He can't he...

2007-02-26T11:40:00.000Z

Anon, 11:29. Take no notice of Julian. He can't help it. But I love him just the same.

"Sorry to be so pessimistic but as a victim of the...

2007-02-26T11:29:00.000Z

"Sorry to be so pessimistic but as a victim of the Brown/Hain tagteam in the past, on the VCT tax loophope closure, I view anything from Peter Hain with extreme alacrity."

Do you mean 'alacrity', Julian ?

Do you even know what it means ?

mitch - it must be great having Nick's job though;...

2007-02-26T11:27:00.000Z

mitch - it must be great having Nick's job though; he just gets an email from Number 10, does a cut & paste, top and tail - whacks it in his blog, and Bob's your auntie's uncle - before you know it, time for lunch with one of Nulabour's head honchos...

Nick Robinson is stamping his blog feet this morni...

2007-02-26T11:05:00.000Z

Nick Robinson is stamping his blog feet this morning about the Margaret Beckett spoof conversation story.

Doesn't Bremner realise Nick is in The Lobby? They have a monopoly on insider political gossip.

BTW, the point about the spoof is SHE thought she was talking to Brown. Of course Bremner/Brown would be gossipy but Becket was doing it for real.

NeoLab have been entirely consistent with their br...

2007-02-26T10:34:00.000Z

NeoLab have been entirely consistent with their branding:

'newLabour' (from Eastern Europe)
'newBritain' (51st State)

Excellent work 10/10 - totally on-message!

What always amuses me about new Lab is that the ol...

2007-02-26T10:09:00.000Z

What always amuses me about new Lab is that the old style socialist workers still vote for them despite Iraq , WMD, foundation hospitals and of course PFI and this.

Just goes to prove that people who vote persitently out of habit or past convictions for one party .. will vote for anything.

See Peter Hain/ Patricia Hewitt etc..

At least with Ken Livingstone what you see is what you get...

I always understood the term 'Labour' to refer to ...

2007-02-26T10:03:00.000Z

I always understood the term 'Labour' to refer to unit labour cost and the role of the 'Labour' party to be concerned with driving this down - principally through the use of low-cost immigrant labour. Have I been mislead? Have I been funding the wrong party?

On the right of the page, there are links to some ...

2007-02-26T09:31:00.000Z

On the right of the page, there are links to some message space sites, including one for bloggers4labour.org.
Well, what an eye opener ! I commend it to the house.

Evil, manipulative, fuckers like hain ,really are fronting for some bods with a very simplistic / idealistic / impractical view on life. Can they be helped ? Aren't they meant to grow out of it when they leave the 6th form ?

So now equity investment is ok for Labour? Gordon ...

2007-02-26T09:11:00.000Z

So now equity investment is ok for Labour? Gordon Brown could have fooled me on that one given his atrocious record on private support of startups and his extortionate tax demands upon both investors and beneficiaries of the Venture Capital Trust schemes (another of Ken Clarke's amazing inward investment innovations).

If Hain is starting to make amenable noises about private equity then that can only mean one or two things, either he has been told to shut up on behalf of Labour's new investors (can't see Nigel Doughty as being too willing to give up his staff's bonuses to some seedy NuLab charity like the Sith Inst) or Gordon Brown has a new nuke in the pipeline to rip more tax money from the real investors in this country's future.

Sorry to be so pessimistic but as a victim of the Brown/Hain tagteam in the past, on the VCT tax loophope closure, I view anything from Peter Hain with extreme alacrity. The man is just a more polished version of the oafish John Prescott, substituting a rancid, greasy charm for Prescott's sub-intellectual brawn.

This is 100% Gordon's money, Gordon's rules, Gordo...

2007-02-26T09:02:00.000Z

This is 100% Gordon's money, Gordon's rules, Gordon's taxes, Gordon's Labour chief fund raiser.

When you are socialist and need money hypocrisy is your only option.

HAIN HUNT CLAIM HIGHLIGHTS LABOUR FAILURES yep, th...

2007-02-26T08:50:00.001Z

HAIN HUNT CLAIM HIGHLIGHTS LABOUR FAILURES

yep, the headline refers to yet another reality bypass moment from the orange slimeball himself, hain claiming responsibility for single handedly introducing a 'successful' hunting ban - god, I'd hate to see what a labour failure looked like !

I guess he should have said, "regeneration schemes...

2007-02-26T08:50:00.000Z

I guess he should have said, "regeneration schemes for soon-to-be-unemployed NuLabour MPs".

Peter, more to the point, how is the deputy leader...

2007-02-26T08:31:00.000Z

Peter, more to the point, how is the deputy leadership strategy working ???

It is quite simple. They represent the party of en...

2007-02-26T08:02:00.000Z

It is quite simple. They represent the party of envy, that loves money so much they can only tolerate *people* earning if those people are untouchable popular heroes or invisible. Which is why they are down on directors, professionals, the self-employed, and City traders' bonuses. 100,000 a week footballer good; 100,000 a year dentist bad. 100,000 a day offshore financier, good - all the while he's giving money to the right party, and not going out in daylight to embarrass them; director of firm the public have heard of, who publicly suggests that his job might be to make money for shareholders, bad.

But bloated corporations pushing for more regulation to strangle their competitors, while mouthing the current corporate citizenship claptrap and with non-executive directorships for superannuated politicians are always going to be good. They are always going to be the clients of government.