Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: The First Days of Mayor Boris

anonospaz 10.03,not me, far too flowery.do try and...

2008-05-10T00:05:00.000+01:00

anonospaz 10.03,
not me, far too flowery.
do try and keep up you dopey spastic.
I get straight to the point.
and as I pick my points well, I do tend to win a lot.

Cops 1 Lawyers 0A good start

2008-05-09T19:30:00.000+01:00

Cops 1 Lawyers 0
A good start

Gordon Ramsey, the thinking chavs cunt. He is anot...

2008-05-09T08:33:00.000+01:00

Gordon Ramsey, the thinking chavs cunt. He is another scotch prick. Fuck him back up there with the scotch twats from the government.

Talking about banning things. What a prat that pox...

2008-05-09T08:11:00.000+01:00

Talking about banning things. What a prat that pox faced twat Ramsey has made of himself, advocating banning out of season veggies and saying owners of restaurants should be fined for serving them.I would like to stick an out of season, over sized aubergine up the cocks big arse, then at least we wouldn`t to have to listen twats shite. Again another muppet who just don`t get how markets work. I would rather eat a decent battery farmed chicken kebab than beggar meself in one of his overpriced poncey canteens. Another fecking C4 nonce with ideas above his f word station.

Anonyshit said... "Don't BAN anything, don't MAKE ...

2008-05-09T07:57:00.000+01:00

Anonyshit said...
"Don't BAN anything, don't MAKE AN OFFENCE out of anything. I can (and will) drink whatever the FUCK I want on the tube. If I'm pissed and twat someone (like this great dribbling blond nobhead) then arrest me. If I'm just having a drink then LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE."

You sound like the kind of cunt that wants banning full stop you cunt.

I see a few chav piss heads sulking their tits off...

2008-05-09T06:06:00.000+01:00

I see a few chav piss heads sulking their tits off 'cos they can't have a drink on the tube. Awwwwwwww, didums. Get a life you sad cows!

The Beast Of Clerkenwell @ 7.47 PMYou didn't respo...

2008-05-08T22:42:00.000+01:00

The Beast Of Clerkenwell @ 7.47 PM

You didn't respond to my point so you've hardly 'won' have you?

Anonymong @ 10.03 PM
Beauty Bitch Slaps The Beast again was quoting beast of clerkenwell so you should be asking him if he's thick as shit under another name shouldn't you?

beauty bitch slaps the beast again said... "Those ...

2008-05-08T22:03:00.000+01:00

beauty bitch slaps the beast again said...

"Those that take on The Beast are brave indeed, I always fucking win.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

You're not THICK AS SHIT under another name are you?

The Beast has been bitch slapped. "Those that take...

2008-05-08T21:03:00.000+01:00

The Beast has been bitch slapped.

"Those that take on The Beast are brave indeed, I always fucking win.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

Shush Beast its way past your bed time! XxXx

I do hope no Tories will have the nerve to whinge ...

2008-05-08T20:03:00.000+01:00

I do hope no Tories will have the nerve to whinge about any Labour bans from now. As we suspected, you're all the same.

An Annoyed Liberal.

beauty bitch slaps the beast of bollocksinwell sai...

2008-05-08T19:47:00.000+01:00

beauty bitch slaps the beast of bollocksinwell said...
The Beast of Clerkenwell.
I think that should be the Pussy of Clerkenwell! Yes Beast, with that posting of yours at 12:00 you show yourself to be a cunt!

Oh well, so tonight I will have to go to bed with some self esteem issues.
*looks at talons, yawns and doesnt give a fuck*
Those that take on The Beast are brave indeed, I always fucking win.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Excellent idea to ban booze, in principle, but ve...

2008-05-08T19:32:00.000+01:00

Excellent idea to ban booze, in principle, but very difficult to enforce in reality. It's like when smoking was banned in Underground trains, loads of sods still smoked when there wasn't a guard around. With booze,it is easier, you can conseal it in a non-booze container, rum added to a bottle of Coke for instance, but most tube journey's are relatively short so the trouble-makers have already got pissed before they have got on. I'd like to see them try and stop all those Cardiff City fans, from boozing on the tube, on their way to the cup final! Or any football fans when match day is on.
This was in Boris' manifesto Guido, so it can hardly come as a surprise.

Agree with Chas 12:55am. I hate bans on principle ...

2008-05-08T17:59:00.000+01:00

Agree with Chas 12:55am. I hate bans on principle - especially the draconian smoking ban in pubs which has had dire negative consequences. But only the lowest scum fill their bladders on the tube and a lot of women find it frightening.

As part of an anti-yob package, which includes more plod on the underground, this is sending out exactly the right message, even if it can't be policed 100%.

Fuck Bob Crow and the greedy rail union. Their objections are the best reason for pressing on with it.

Top cocktail on the circuit is The Boris - blue Cu...

2008-05-08T17:56:00.000+01:00

Top cocktail on the circuit is The Boris - blue Curacao and Champagne with an optional red cherry that you can spit out! At least the Bolly should keep the Bolshies happy.

Must rush, there's my train run by that Bolinger Bolshie, Branson.

Wouldn't it be easier to have a single law against...

2008-05-08T17:25:00.000+01:00

Wouldn't it be easier to have a single law against harrassment, come to think of it we already have, it's called a Breach of the Peace, so there is no need for new rules, just get the Police to enforce the old ones.
That way if someone wants a sip from their hip flask they can, so long as the do not make themselves a nuisance.
Half of the laws made recently are probably unnecessary.

The Beast of Clerkenwell. I think that should be t...

2008-05-08T14:20:00.000+01:00

The Beast of Clerkenwell. I think that should be the Pussy of Clerkenwell! Yes Beast, with that posting of yours at 12:00 you show yourself to be a cunt!

Ban Boris!!

2008-05-08T14:10:00.001+01:00

Ban Boris!!

You're talking shite Guido - it's a well known fac...

2008-05-08T14:10:00.000+01:00

You're talking shite Guido - it's a well known fact that Boris can do no wrong.

His barber on the other hand.......

the beast of clerkenwell @ 12.00There were metal d...

2008-05-08T14:04:00.000+01:00

the beast of clerkenwell @ 12.00

There were metal detector arches searching people for knifes at Tottenham Court Road Station all night from 7pm on May 2nd. Boris wasn't elected mayor until almost midnight on the 2nd so it could hardly have been his idea to have them that day could it? So who's the Stalinist C*nt?

Fucking good call there Mr Janitor. Fuck the liber...

2008-05-08T13:51:00.000+01:00

Fucking good call there Mr Janitor. Fuck the libertarian knob jockeys, they dont live in the real world!

If the tubes were private property this would be a...

2008-05-08T13:43:00.000+01:00

If the tubes were private property this would be a no-no in my book. But as they're effectively government property Boris is entitled to set down rules regardig them.

It can be unpleasant with drunks on the tube bu,t ...

2008-05-08T13:20:00.000+01:00

It can be unpleasant with drunks on the tube bu,t and as Johnnie Walker points out, its not the consumption whilst on the tube thats the problem, its the prior consumption. Boris has come at this from the wrong angle imo, you either stop the drunk getting on the tube in the first instance, or, my preferred choice , is to make sure that they (the drunk) is caught and dealt with when and if they commit any offence , which is likely to be public order, punishable normally 80quid fixed penalty fine. More BTP plod are therefore needed and possibly more powers for LU staff, say to kick the fuckers off the system. It aint going to be easy, but Rome wasnt built in a day. Banning booze is a cheap headline, but not the way, its the pisshead not the pint thats the problem. Same goes for cnuts spliffing up and smoking whilst down there.By all means smoke your weed at home and carry about on it you, hey you will not find any objection to that by me, but don`t pollute the system with the foul smelling odour of your habit.

The lunitic has taken over the asylum.......and yo...

2008-05-08T13:11:00.000+01:00

The lunitic has taken over the asylum.......and you are surprised that we are very quickly finding flaws in the Marshall, sorry, Boris Plan!!!!! Come on Guido, you were warned about this time and time again, just apologise, distance yourself from the moron, then sit back with the rest of us to watch one hell of a long HIGNFY episode....except this ones in the real world. Scary, isn't it.

How many of the tube users bother to drink during ...

2008-05-08T12:32:00.000+01:00

How many of the tube users bother to drink during the journey? There are few times between 16.00 and 19.00 when there is enough room to even consider opening a can or bottle, let alone consume it.

The tube will carry a fair number of semi-sober, and drunk people on a Friday or Saturday night; most do not bother to drink on the journey after a night out with friends.

Hot, summer evenings may have more incidents on the Tube with drunks getting upset because someone else is looking at their bird. Part of the problem is not the consumption of booze on the Tube, but the behaviour of some who have drunk too much earlier on in the evening.

The ban grabs headlines but may not be the answer to the problem.

Don't BAN anything, don't MAKE AN OFFENCE out of a...

2008-05-08T12:31:00.000+01:00

Don't BAN anything, don't MAKE AN OFFENCE out of anything. I can (and will) drink whatever the FUCK I want on the tube. If I'm pissed and twat someone (like this great dribbling blond nobhead) then arrest me. If I'm just having a drink then LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.