Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Dougie Alexander is a Liability

It is worth taking a few moments to consider the m...

2007-10-25T16:16:00.000+01:00

It is worth taking a few moments to consider the monumental implications of the fact that the UK has a senior Cabinet Minister who rigged an election yet still managed to lose.

Seriously, think about it for a while.

MSP @ 12:22"David Cameron made a real fool of hims...

2007-10-24T21:29:00.000+01:00

MSP @ 12:22

"David Cameron made a real fool of himself by misleading the house."

And FucKING Broon of Stammering, gobshite, bottler, gilliejockoland has misled this country to become a third world banana republic.

Even Airstrip One looks better than Broon's Feifdom PLC

And your a fucking disgrace even for a NuNuNationalScottishSocalistWorkersParty Member.

We Dougie = Another 'son of the manse' who is inca...

2007-10-24T20:55:00.000+01:00

We Dougie = Another 'son of the manse' who is incapable of telling the truth.

What a revolting little tosser.

He may have the greatest mind of his generation bu...

2007-10-24T18:52:00.000+01:00

He may have the greatest mind of his generation but 2 small problems no1 its empty and no2 he doesnt know how to use it.
I saw him ripped to shreds in a discusion about scottish independance he realy is an arse licking moron.

Anon 2:47 "He is the one of the greatest minds of ...

2007-10-24T15:43:00.000+01:00

Anon 2:47 "He is the one of the greatest minds of the generation."

Yes, I think you've got that absolutely right. He's a prime example of the disastrous failure of our 'Education' system under NuLab.

He is the one of the greatest minds of the generat...

2007-10-24T14:47:00.000+01:00

He is the one of the greatest minds of the generation. Alexander would be loss to this nation. The tories have hatred tho those they fear.

45 Govt said 2:03Yes, perhaps Guido should expand ...

2007-10-24T14:37:00.000+01:00

45 Govt said 2:03

Yes, perhaps Guido should expand his literary skills by compiling a book of such weasel phrases. If he numbered them then, when listening to a minister adding to the world CO2 levels with plenty of hot-wind, we could say "Oh tish, he's using no. 43 again, what a tos*er"

Dennis: not to forget "drawing a line under this a...

2007-10-24T14:03:00.000+01:00

Dennis: not to forget "drawing a line under this and moving on".

edward1: i believe the correct term is a haemorrhoid, an arsehole has its uses.

What is the collective for 'four pious politicians...

2007-10-24T13:11:00.000+01:00

What is the collective for 'four pious politicians'from Scotland?

A sphincter?

Anon. 11:07 said "All you hear from this lot is so...

2007-10-24T13:10:00.000+01:00

Anon. 11:07 said "All you hear from this lot is sorry we will learn from this and have put measures in place, time after time things go wrong ..."

Don't forget "lessons will be learnt", a phrase I first heard after the Maria Colwell case, all of 34 years ago.

Strange you never hear them say, "I and my whole department are incompetent wankers and we hereby resign, renouncing our pension rights as we do so."

Why should Doug Alexander carry the can? He was on...

2007-10-24T13:09:00.000+01:00

Why should Doug Alexander carry the can? He was only acting on Gordon Brown's orders and all those in the Labour party calling for Doug's head would do well to remember that.

I suppose that not even this gang would stoop to a...

2007-10-24T12:59:00.000+01:00

I suppose that not even this gang would stoop to a false flag terror operation. They're good people really. They wouldn't want to accrue power to themselves in order to check our movements and thoughts, make sure we do what's best for hardworking British families. They wouldn't really stage an attack and form a government of national unity with a few stooges from Dave Wotsisname's party. That'd be almost as bad as making-up reasons to go to war on behalf of an American multinational corporation which owns the White House. And as for suspending elections while we face an unprecedented threat to whatever it is from whoever it is, well, that'd never happen in a democracy like ours.

Just can't be too careful in a changing world, though. Better safe than sorry, eh ? Can you get me that John Scarlett on the phone; he owes us, big time

If you thought that was good, wait until Alex Salm...

2007-10-24T12:39:00.000+01:00

If you thought that was good, wait until Alex Salmond gets stuck into Dougie's sis tomorrow at Holyrood. I hope you all get the chance to see it.

Manic Street Preacher, not on the PMQs I was watch...

2007-10-24T12:34:00.000+01:00

Manic Street Preacher, not on the PMQs I was watching, but I did notice our charming PM being rebuked by the Speaker for use of intemperate language. If you missed the rebuke, you can always see it as the headline on BBC.

Manic Street Preacher - What colour is the sky in ...

2007-10-24T12:29:00.000+01:00

Manic Street Preacher - What colour is the sky in your world ?

Cameron pulverising the stammering Gordon is becoming a dependable weekly fixture. What a clunker you've saddled yourself with!

anonymous 12.18, what are you on? Gordon Brown wi...

2007-10-24T12:22:00.000+01:00

anonymous 12.18, what are you on? Gordon Brown wiped the floor with Cameron, who clearly hadn't done his research. It was the leader of the scottish torys who made the mess-up, didn't you hear?

David Cameron made a real fool of himself by misleading the house.

Cameron is giving Dougie Alexander a good kicking ...

2007-10-24T12:18:00.000+01:00

Cameron is giving Dougie Alexander a good kicking !!!!

Funny, nothing was said after the 2004 London mayo...

2007-10-24T12:13:00.000+01:00

Funny, nothing was said after the 2004 London mayorial election when around 17 percent of the second choice votes were binned.

www.parliament.uk/commons/ lib/research/rp2004/rp04-048.pd

Rejected votes: 1st choice: 56,862 (3.0%) 2nd choice: 329,090 (17.1%)

329,000 votes binned and not a bloody word from anybody.

The great thing for us Tories is that the dear lea...

2007-10-24T11:59:00.001+01:00

The great thing for us Tories is that the dear leader, who we were lead to believe was a unparalleled political genius is in fact a dud, surrounded by losers.
Dougie Alexander is going to lose Brown the next election. Ed Balls is so aggressive because he can see the decade in power that is his by rights (lol) slipping away. Milliband junior is a arrogant jumped up twat and Millipede senior is busy shredding his reputation and credibility over the is-it-or-isn't-it EU constitution and non-referendum.

Mark my words things will soon get nasty if this dire crew sense that Brown my get them chucked out of power and they'll spend their finest political years in the wilderness.

Oh happy days...

Wee Doogie, with his dead eyes and dead brain, is ...

2007-10-24T11:59:00.000+01:00

Wee Doogie, with his dead eyes and dead brain, is dead man walking.

He is now being referred to as Scapegoat Number 1 by other members of the Tufty Club.

It's all he deserves though isn't it?

The Alexanders are figures of complete derision up...

2007-10-24T11:50:00.000+01:00

The Alexanders are figures of complete derision up here in Scotchland. Even the laughably pro-Labour papers have had to admit that wee Wendy has been a complete disaster as leader. Honestly, one has to question the sanity of people who thought that lippy hag would improve Labour's popularity up here. She is instantly despisable. But at least she is achieving something --- at this rate she will be remembered as one of the true architects of independence. Wee Dougy is just a bag-carrying tube. People say that a desire to be a politician should instantly exclude a person from ever becoming so. This must surely count double when you have siblings BOTH sucking, cheating and lying their way up the greasy pole. Just how important to the Alexanders believe themselves to be? String them up --- alongside the Millibands.

Add Des Brownie and Bennite Brownie Dawn Primarolo...

2007-10-24T11:45:00.000+01:00

Add Des Brownie and Bennite Brownie Dawn Primarolo to the catastrophically incompetent but loyal list.

Another son of the manse convinced of nulab's divi...

2007-10-24T11:32:00.000+01:00

Another son of the manse convinced of nulab's divine right to rule.

You will be well aware of the dangers presented to...

2007-10-24T11:31:00.000+01:00

You will be well aware of the dangers presented to the good and honest government of the state by the presence of a calvinist cabal.

The four pious politicians mentioned above combine a natural self-righteousness with a determination to force their foolish beliefs on the rest of us.

Leave Wee Doogie alone. He's doing a grand job.Fo...

2007-10-24T11:27:00.000+01:00

Leave Wee Doogie alone. He's doing a grand job.

For the Tories. The man can lose elections that aren't even called. You really want him moved from Labour's GE co-ordinator for the real event?