Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Met Police Commissioner - We Are Waiting to Invest...

well, I really do have quite a fan club forming. ...

2008-02-29T22:07:00.000Z

well, I really do have quite a fan club forming.
shame so many of you (3.59, 9.11, 9.14) are spastics.
but thinking positively as you suggest 9.14 retard, atleast there is plenty of space on the mini bus for all you intellectual cripples!

Thick as thieves,Unlike the twit above I don't thi...

2008-02-29T21:14:00.000Z

Thick as thieves,

Unlike the twit above I don't think that this is a laughing matter. You have problems but so do a lot of people. It is in your power to sort it all out. If people think you are out of step, just keep reminding yourself that you are only one step from normality. Try to think positively at all times.

Thick as thieves,Don't you worry about that nasty ...

2008-02-29T21:11:00.000Z

Thick as thieves,

Don't you worry about that nasty person above. Everything is going to be alright. There there there. Don't keep it all in. When Mummy comes in to turn the light off you tell her what happened to you on the computer. You will find some friends. It might take a while but someone will come to your party. Sleep well.

anon 3.59did you think that up all by yourself? y...

2008-02-29T20:03:00.000Z

anon 3.59
did you think that up all by yourself?
you are boring and infantile.
grow up you fucking moron.

Question for Guido: Who is Sir George Younger? T...

2008-02-29T16:07:00.000Z

Question for Guido: Who is Sir George Younger? The Chairman of the Standards and Privileges Committee is Sir George Young.

Question for Sir Ian Blair: What protocol? It appears to have come as a surprise to the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards that there is a formal protocol.

If you click on Thick as Theives then all his comm...

2008-02-29T15:59:00.000Z

If you click on Thick as Theives then all his comments disappear and the thread improves by about a million percent.

I despair of making my utter contempt known to the...

2008-02-29T13:47:00.000Z

I despair of making my utter contempt known to the nu-labour tossers and their lickspittles. They are insulated by hordes of sycophants - the closest they come to meeting real people (outside staged photo opportunities) is when their driver opens the door of the official car.

However... if every ordinary person started humming or whistling 'The Ride of the Valkyries' (Kill the wabbit!) every time Ian Blair showed his face in public he would know how everyone 'tagged' him as a waste of good skin.

I'm open to suggestions for a suitable tune for MacGordon MacBrown and his Merry Men in the cabinet. Currently I fancy the theme tune to Robin Hood (i.e. Robbing Hood, steals from the poor, gives to the rich). Or possibly the Hi Ho song from Snow White, 'cos they are all cartoon dwarves, not the intellectual giants they imagine themselves to be.

Every politician has to have a supreme self confidence... but if everyone else is showing their disrespect, that has to hurt, over and over again.

Dum didy dum dum, dum didy dum dum...

I think Blair should be arrested for impersonating...

2008-02-29T13:23:00.000Z

I think Blair should be arrested for impersonating a police officer.

ian 'death squad' blair.it's like ruc policing in ...

2008-02-29T12:29:00.000Z

ian 'death squad' blair.
it's like ruc policing in northern ireland in the 60's and 70's. fucking unbelievable really.
jackie smith wants to introduce internment on the british mainland. considering our experiences with the ira that is a totally ridiculous proposition. jackie smith must be nuts.
the police want sus powers.
we are denied the right to protest.
ID cards and dna data bases for every subject.
what the fuck is going on here?
scum like ian blair and nick clegg are just the useful idiots new labour use to keep themselves in power.

Proactive policing from the Police Commissar, now ...

2008-02-29T11:12:00.000Z

Proactive policing from the Police Commissar, now that's a first.

Bet little Ian wouldn't have been quite so forward if the potential victim had been a NuLabourite. As it is they're all at it so why pick on Conway?

Hear, hear, Mr ELF, and in 1932 when the cunts of...

2008-02-29T11:09:00.000Z

Hear, hear, Mr ELF, and in 1932 when the cunts of the day were introducing the first controls on hanguns the Home Secretary stood up and lied to the effect that "it was no part of this govt's purpose to restrict the right of an Englishman to defend his home and his family with a firearm".

Try putting "self defence" on your application for a shotgun certificate and see how far it gets you. No, these rights are now reserved exclusively for the likes of those two sweethearts who live "in fear of their loives", Martin Kneecaps McGuinness, and Gerry Adams; they and the useless strutting paramilitary psychos who infest our killing, sorry Armed Response, units.
Where the fuck did we go wrong?

The police in this country have been instrumental ...

2008-02-29T10:50:00.000Z

The police in this country have been instrumental in eroding and finally destroying the Englishman's two thousand year old right to defend himself, his home and his family from criminals. At the same time they have presided over their own failure to protect the public and to maintain law and order in the face of increasing violent crime. Part of the reason for this failure is that they have "diversified" to increasing interventions in the individual liberties of Englishmen and tax-gathering activities far beyond the purposes for which they were called into existence in the first place.

In 1895 when the government of the day attempted to introduce firearms control Mr Cyril Dodd MP opposed stating that "the police were the servants and the people had no intention of making them their masters".

Unfortunately, since then and to this day, every piece of encroaching legislation, urged on by an increasingly ineffective police, that has destroyed the Englishman's right to self-defence has been based upon lies, false statistics, misleading information and unreasoned emotion.

After the introduction of the Firearms Act (No.2) in 1997 when the "crime of one berserk individual" (for which the police in their failure to perform their duties in respect of his firearms certificate must bear a heavy burden of responsibility) "led to the punishment of 57,000 law-abiding gun owners". Lord Stoddard lamented "the introduction of collective punishment into English Law", of which the police calls for a national DNA register are just the latest manifestation.

Stop them before we become a nation of police suspects and slaves.

Here in Swindon gangs of crazed Islamists have tak...

2008-02-29T10:16:00.000Z

Here in Swindon gangs of crazed Islamists have taken to marauding around town with hammers to beat young ginger lads about the head. Naturally the police have taken this kind of thing very seriously and have taken steps to deal with it, building a new police station no less. In South Marston. A village 5 miles from the town centre.

Perhaps our local plods are afraid? After all, Swindon is full of dangerous criminals, so you can't blame them. South Marston is much safer. The regular police helicopter flights over the denizens of the local housing association estate are quite re-assuring. I sometimes wave at their spy-cameras. And our local Labour councillor has a police spy-camera installed in his home. He says it has nothing to do with keeping an eye on his Tory neighbours and is only used to protect the bus stop.

You couldn't make it up, could you? It's like "1984", only more inept.

Tell you what, we'll do him a deal.when he resigns...

2008-02-29T10:08:00.000Z

Tell you what, we'll do him a deal.

when he resigns over the public murder of an unarmed innocent electrician, his successor can investigate Conway. Only fair.

I was going to make some form of joke but I despise the jumped-up, sanctimonious, hypocritical shit so much I've had a complete sense of humour failure. Sorry.

Dear Mr Anonymous Spreadsheet FreakCouldn't make y...

2008-02-29T10:02:00.000Z

Dear Mr Anonymous Spreadsheet Freak

Couldn't make yourself a little more anonymous and fuck off altogether, could you ?

This is the best indexed, archived and cross-referenced place in town. Just look down the right-hand side.

If you wanna know stuff you gotta read shit up and not get some other fucker to do it for you. In Poland we call it being auto-didactic. Fuck me, spreadsheet anarchy, country's really going to the fucking dogs. It's not spreadsheets we need, sonny, it's fucking firing squads.

Yo! Mr RDS.

One of the panelist on Question Time stated that i...

2008-02-29T09:37:00.000Z

One of the panelist on Question Time stated that it has been proven that Bliar told lies to take us to war in Iraq.
Also the first dossier was written and spiced up by Campbell.
Gilligan and Dyke were telling the truth.
Which must mean that Bliar, Campbell and Scarlett lied at the Hutton inquest.
Is this not perjury?

So come on Sir Ian Plod do your job.

Jesus Christ. Is NuLabour in league with the neo-N...

2008-02-29T09:32:00.000Z

Jesus Christ. Is NuLabour in league with the neo-Nazis? Seems to me that by corrupting the entire establishment, engaging in wars that make no sense and letting bomb-crazy Islamists run around they have set up the perfect environment for the next A.Hitler to be swept to power on a wave of popular approval. Not only that they have put laws in place that are just perfect for the new A.Hitler to suspend democracy and shoot anyone on sight.

Still, if the new A.Hitler promised to put Ian Blair on a meathook in my town square I'd probably vote for him.

I have no time for Conway, but Blair is a fucking ...

2008-02-29T07:39:00.000Z

I have no time for Conway, but Blair is a fucking disgrace.

Fancy being a copper in London and having this dimwit leftist oaf as your "superior".

I don't suppose he will be investigating The Smith Institute.

btw Guido, don't forget that Reed was abusing the cash, too.

Finally, and off thread, will Hattie Harperson's moves to outlaw prostitution ban leftist harridans from marrying money then pissing off when the going gets tough (aka "doing a Heather")? Isn't doing a Heather also morally corrupt? I can think of a few ministers who have protituted themselves in this way, and would appreciate Hattie's guidance.

Well, why do think they went to all the trouble of...

2008-02-29T04:00:00.000Z

Well, why do think they went to all the trouble of fixing up the Stephen Lawrence report and closing Hendon? The police was the last public service that hadn't been broken by the left....

And Blair is the result of a campaign that was started by the (mostly) white politcal left when they stoked up the Brixton and Broad Water farm riots...

dear anonymous 12:31 just where have you been for ...

2008-02-29T01:12:00.001Z

dear anonymous 12:31

just where have you been for the last 12 months locked in the galpogos islands shitter??.

no need for spread sheets or face book bleep alerts on guido , read top right hand corner rule and you will soon understand that its anarchy but without gunpowder (so far at any rate but i do with 45 gov ocassionally)

Anon 12:31Good point.It seems we are suffering fro...

2008-02-29T01:12:00.000Z

Anon 12:31

Good point.

It seems we are suffering from a serious case of corruption overload.

Perhaps instead of a giving them a pig rating. A 1-10 hand cuffs rating would be more useful. Where a 10 is when the plod actually slaps them on

So far I would not give any of them a more then a rating of 3 hand cuffs.

These people know they are above the law thats exactly why they break it so often with a clear conscience.

One thing almost all criminal have in common is that they really do believe that every one is a crooked as them. Or its OK the insurance company will pay for it all, and they will have a great time lying to the adjusters.

The only reason why they think we do not sell our grandmothers to the highest bidder, like they would in a heart beat.

Is that they believe the common mans grandmothers are not worth enough to be worth the bother of putting them up for auction.

You do not have to sell your eternal soul to the devil, to get to the top in politics. But it very much helps. Helps even better if you can persuade others to sell theirs for you.

ATLAS shrugged but he again failed to shift the bloody worthless thing.

We have long held that there is the smell of fish ...

2008-02-29T00:52:00.000Z

We have long held that there is the smell of fish about the Met. We have a long enough memory to remember when they were as corrupt as hell and delighted in being the pot calling the kettle black. We remembers one of their timid little Chief Inspectors visiting us on attachment and being too terrified to ever leave his office. We remembers their puffed up gurus telling us about how to do policing, pinching all our best ideas but then being unable to make them work because they were an undisciplined rabble. We remembers reluctantly visiting the Stasi bar where their ex-D/Sgts were giving it large "fighting corruption" and leaving a few choice bogies under it. Met Police? Ha! Woodentops the lot. Always were and always will be. The Brazilian murder proves it.

As a relative newcomer to this site I'm having tro...

2008-02-29T00:31:00.000Z

As a relative newcomer to this site I'm having trouble keeping up with all the sleeze/corruption/snouts-in-troughing going on. Could I ask you Guido to draw up a brief summary of the various scandal allegations/investigations, and where they're up to, and what happens next? If you did it as a spreadsheet maybe, you could update it and repost once a week, just to keep it fresh in the memory for the old hands here, and as a quick idiots guide for us newbies. Then if the rest of us knew it was going to be posted here say every Friday we can spread the word on loads of other blogs to draw the crowds and really spread the word. Thanks

It looks like Iain Dale edits comments that don't ...

2008-02-28T23:33:00.000Z

It looks like Iain Dale edits comments that don't line up with his misguided view of the NHS.

Pity his first mention on Radio 4 was a verbatim transcript of his half-baked take on the Daily Mail's half-baked summary of what GPs make.

Pity it's probably fucked up any chance he ever had left of becoming a Conservative candidate.

Then again..probably not such a pity..

OK, here is a challenge for Ian Blair:Investigatio...

2008-02-28T22:51:00.000Z

OK, here is a challenge for Ian Blair:

Investigations against Speaker Martin, Peter Hain, Ken Livingstone and Lee Jasper. -For a start.

What's that, Blair? "More than your job's worth?" Hmmmm.