Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Et Tu Maguire

I should realy stop myself reading his joke/shit o...

2007-12-12T08:33:00.000Z

I should realy stop myself reading his joke/shit of a column in The Mirror, I just want to grab the fuck wit by the kneck and throttle the bastard. Still, knowing supposedly intelligent and well informed twats like him are actually thick as shit and so devoid of common sense makes me, an uneducated plep, feel better about myself. Instant therapy.

Kevin's a turd, the other "poltical" commentators ...

2007-12-04T11:11:00.000Z

Kevin's a turd, the other "poltical" commentators are wankers as well - particularly that squinting twat Parsons.

Gutless toads don't even give an e-mail address to give the satisfaction of telling them to FUCK OFF!

Personally I hope White and the BBC succeed in len...

2007-12-03T22:38:00.000Z

Personally I hope White and the BBC succeed in lengthening the life of the Brown administration. It will give time for the public to really grow to detest Labour and all that it stands for, something any future Government will need if it's to stand any chance of gaining enough time in office to get this country out of the shit. 11 years bad government can't be turned round in a five year term.

Poor little Kevin "Plastic Geordie" Maguire.First ...

2007-12-03T22:07:00.000Z

Poor little Kevin "Plastic Geordie" Maguire.

First he tried licking Gordon's arse at every possible opportunity but Gordon wouldn't give him a spin-doctor's job.

Now he tries expressing fake irritation with Gordon in the hope that he will be offered a job to come back onside but Gordon still won't offer him the spin-doctor's job that poor little Kev is desperate for.

Kev should just forget his saddo political ambitions and resign himself to writing shite for Mirror reading chavs because there's not a cat in hells chance that Gordon will ever offer a wanker like him a job. Not even one cleaning the No. 10 shithouse.

So fuck off Kev.

"Brown, still this era's greatest political strate...

2007-12-03T21:37:00.000Z

"Brown, still this era's greatest political strategist," - clearly a man who can spell "loser".

I'm sure all the effort to release the Teacher fro...

2007-12-03T20:50:00.000Z

I'm sure all the effort to release the Teacher from Somalia a few days before she would have been released anyway has nothing at all to do with "For fuck's sake get me a good headline before PMQs".

Can you think of three good things to say at the m...

2007-12-03T20:16:00.000Z

Can you think of three good things to say at the moment about Brown's Government? No, me neither.

I can
1. they are fucked
2.they are realy fucked
3 kevin maguire will soon be unemployable.

Blimey! Whatevr next? Churchill had a sneaky adm...

2007-12-03T20:13:00.000Z

Blimey! Whatevr next? Churchill had a sneaky admiration for Hitler? Mike Tyson give Robin Givens as a character ref? Gordon B makes it through PMQs without excavating a nostril? Will wonders never cease?!?!?!?!?

While scraping the barrel to think of one good thi...

2007-12-03T20:12:00.000Z

While scraping the barrel to think of one good thing, I decided to consult Michel de Nostradame.

In the year 2007, and ten months, from the barren North will strike the angel of Abraham. He will deliver back to life the secret buried scrolls of the Donorgols.
In the City of Mammon there will be a great thunder, Trolls torn apart by Chaos and anger, the fortress and the great leader will succumb.

- Nostradamus 1654

Three good things about the Labour government.They...

2007-12-03T20:04:00.000Z

Three good things about the Labour government.
They're on the ropes. They're on the ropes. They're on the ropes.

Macguire says in his article that Gordon Brown is ...

2007-12-03T19:40:00.000Z

Macguire says in his article that Gordon Brown is this era's "greatest political strategist". I don't know how anybody could say that with a straight face. He's cocked up everything he's been in charge of, and has turned an 11-point lead into an 11-point deficit. I'd hate to see what this era's worst political strategist would be capable of!

The Hain story broken on ITV News - then C4 ran it...

2007-12-03T19:23:00.000Z

The Hain story broken on ITV News - then C4 ran it. C4 News led with the news the Paul 'I resign' Gray has just got himself a nice little earner working for his old boss Gus O'Donnell back at the Treasury. Advising on efficiency or something suitable like that.

Can you think of three good things to say at the m...

2007-12-03T19:22:00.000Z

Can you think of three good things to say at the moment about Brown's Government?

No, not three, but I do think Gordon Brown's Frank Spencer impersonation at PMQs is quite good.

Looks like 'Sir' Michael White alone will be spe...

2007-12-03T19:02:00.000Z

Looks like 'Sir' Michael White alone will be spending Xmas in the Bunker with Gordon. That's if he recovers from his drubbing by Matthew Parris.

Kev Maguire is just pissed off that Gordon didn't ...

2007-12-03T19:00:00.001Z

Kev Maguire is just pissed off that Gordon didn't appoint him as his chief spin doctor.

The fact is that Kev is a lightweight little prick and a nomark and nobody in the government would touch him with a bargepole.

Ok so which distraction do they use now? they trie...

2007-12-03T19:00:00.000Z

Ok so which distraction do they use now? they tried the dirty bomb again didnt work.climate change ..nope,Hazel blurrs nope can they arrange a royal wedding/death/divorce? this gets more like yes minister every day.Now that fuckwit maguire has obviously moved to another camp poss johnson but i still think the man of straw cos hes mr magnolia an empty space where a man should be.

Bloody left wing doppelgänger.

2007-12-03T18:54:00.000Z

Bloody left wing doppelgänger.

Hain admits further donations were not registeredO...

2007-12-03T18:32:00.000Z

Hain admits further donations were not registered

Oh dear
another f*** up

Well I'll be buggered!Ian Dale has nicked my 1:03 ...

2007-12-03T18:22:00.000Z

Well I'll be buggered!
Ian Dale has nicked my 1:03 post from Roy Kennedy regarding speeding!

Ah well I should be flattered.

More donation trouble for Hain in breaking news.

2007-12-03T18:18:00.000Z

More donation trouble for Hain in breaking news.

Whitey doesn't do cabs. They'll have to send the ...

2007-12-03T18:16:00.000Z

Whitey doesn't do cabs. They'll have to send the limo with the blacked out windows - otherwise he'll throw one of his usual hissy fits.

Rats........ sinking ship?

2007-12-03T18:14:00.000Z

Rats........ sinking ship?

If Labour sock puppet Maguire is struggling to fin...

2007-12-03T18:09:00.000Z

If Labour sock puppet Maguire is struggling to find the silver lining things must be worse than we thought.

Sleeper's right when he says: "taxi for Michael White."

...and a minibus for his shame.

Shit, the BBC will be scraping the barrel for symp...

2007-12-03T17:55:00.000Z

Shit, the BBC will be scraping the barrel for sympathetic pundits now. Get a taxi for Michael White!