Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: That Mobile Phone Video Viral

ain't work with my sony ericsson w900i... got voda...

2007-07-18T09:36:00.000+01:00

ain't work with my sony ericsson w900i... got vodafone live which is download enabled etc. can someone post this on youtube?

porking heads 9:30pmfucking grunt probablythis is ...

2007-07-13T12:00:00.000+01:00

porking heads 9:30pm

fucking grunt probably

this is untrue

you cannot possibly know the details of what has passed between HRM and myself - according to historic protocol, her moments of intimacy are not recorded.

You know, Gordon's got a pet name for me, but I co...

2007-07-12T22:30:00.000+01:00

You know, Gordon's got a pet name for me, but I couldn't possibly tell you what it is!

julian 11:40amWhen he's pillowchomping, does his f...

2007-07-12T22:15:00.000+01:00

julian 11:40am

When he's pillowchomping, does his false eye pop out at the moment of maximum enjoyment?

No. I take it out well before that phase. The position of Prime Minister's wife is a very taxing and stressful one and in recognition of this I've made special provision to have it converted into a sex-aid which when placed inside Sarah's cunt helps relieve local poverty.

columbianmarchingpowder 11:46pmAH! But do you know...

2007-07-12T22:02:00.000+01:00

columbianmarchingpowder 11:46pm

AH! But do you know what was up his nose at the time?

This was, in fact, part of a secret worldwide Intelligence operation elaborately mounted by a joint squad of CIA/MI6 crack officers who had been given the highest-clearance to look anywherefor the Al Quaida HQ of Osama Bin Laden.

anonymous 8:14 PM, July 11So, John Inman, what exa...

2007-07-12T21:30:00.000+01:00

anonymous 8:14 PM, July 11

So, John Inman, what exactly do you expect Mr Broon to get up to between queen's peaches?

fucking grunt probably

john inman 5:48pm, July 11Sort of off topic but is...

2007-07-12T21:21:00.000+01:00

john inman 5:48pm, July 11

Sort of off topic but is there any subliminal message in Gordon Brown's decision to deliver a "queen's" speech?

I think it is probably a special one just to you, John dear.

anonymous 4:32pmi suppose its something to look at...

2007-07-12T21:07:00.000+01:00

anonymous 4:32pm

i suppose its something to look at for you guido, you need something to break up your constant masturbation. lord knows how you got your wife up the duff...turkey baster?

Perhaps Guido gets off on that clip - after all, it was his finest hour.

Guido,I think you will find that the BBC do advert...

2007-07-12T14:26:00.000+01:00

Guido,

I think you will find that the BBC do advertising on BBC world! AND they advertise the government and greenpeace and that thick ex popstar whatsisname? The tax cheat who bangs on about giving lots more money to African dictators Etc!
The BEEB dont charge Labour/greenpeace/AlGore for all its free advertising!

GuFs-fart-snot-wank-sith-snot-fair.

2007-07-12T12:48:00.000+01:00

GuFs-fart-snot-wank-sith-snot-fair.

Ref TT's comment:When he's pillowchomping, does hi...

2007-07-12T11:40:00.000+01:00

Ref TT's comment:

When he's pillowchomping, does his false eye pop out at the moment of maximum enjoyment?

Blatant advertising is what makes it possible. Th...

2007-07-12T11:09:00.000+01:00

Blatant advertising is what makes it possible. This isn't the BBC where we just take coerce money from you.

Whats that weird pause thing he does where he kind...

2007-07-12T10:40:00.000+01:00

Whats that weird pause thing he does where he kinds of huffs in reverse? I heard him on Today - He was rubbish, lacking conviction but the funniest thins was he thought he did well!!

Blatant advertising in the second half ruins any h...

2007-07-12T10:27:00.000+01:00

Blatant advertising in the second half ruins any hilarity that it may have had.

11.46, could be anything given his personal hygien...

2007-07-12T03:12:00.000+01:00

11.46, could be anything given his personal hygiene, an ant colony?

Fantastic the Green Snot Man rides againand yesthe...

2007-07-12T00:41:00.000+01:00

Fantastic the Green Snot Man rides again
and yes
the fecking astro turfers cannot stop this one

Pass it on....let it explode on the internet
and then watch the Green Snot Man implode

forget it fecking astro turfers- youy cannot stop this one

Hee hee

AH! But do you know what was up his nose at the ti...

2007-07-11T23:46:00.000+01:00

AH! But do you know what was up his nose at the time?

Yep!We're here for the plots, conspiracies, rumour...

2007-07-11T22:27:00.000+01:00

Yep!

We're here for the plots, conspiracies, rumours, gossip and tittle-tattle.

What are you here for?

My God, what a tedious cuntrag of a website this h...

2007-07-11T21:25:00.000+01:00

My God, what a tedious cuntrag of a website this has become. Do people come here out of anything other than habit?

Did anyone enjoy the Gordon B interview on Today t...

2007-07-11T20:50:00.000+01:00

Did anyone enjoy the Gordon B interview on Today this morning as much as I did? What snotgobbling, vacuous, statistic-parroting obfuscating shamblemound he is, to be sure. I feel sorry for Sarah. What with that, and all the accompanying pillowbiting nonsense later.

So, John Inman, what exactly do you expect Mr Broo...

2007-07-11T20:14:00.000+01:00

So, John Inman, what exactly do you expect Mr Broon to get up to between queen's peaches?

I blogged about this earlier today; very, very str...

2007-07-11T18:33:00.000+01:00

I blogged about this earlier today; very, very strange, what can they be getting at?

Re: John Inman 5:48 The Daily Politics - Andrew N...

2007-07-11T18:30:00.000+01:00

Re: John Inman 5:48 The Daily Politics - Andrew Neil was rather tongue in cheek about a graphic they showed of Queen Gordo this morning.

Sort of off topic but is there any subliminal mess...

2007-07-11T17:48:00.000+01:00

Sort of off topic but is there any subliminal message in Gordon Brown's decision to deliver a "queen's" speech?

If you have a problem:Double-check the URL is corr...

2007-07-11T17:14:00.000+01:00

If you have a problem:

Double-check the URL is correct.

Do you have a web enabled mobile - some Blackberry's are not configured to download from the web.