Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: So What Did You Think?

Well Done Alan Douglas I used to fight all the tim...

2008-03-20T13:21:00.000Z

Well Done Alan Douglas I used to fight all the time when I was a youth grown out of it now but happy to make a come back with you for that fat t*sser

This picture of Blinky Balls, and the caption, 'So...

2008-03-16T15:07:00.000Z

This picture of Blinky Balls, and the caption, 'So What!' must surely feature in the Tories next election campaign. It's a winner.

WOULD YOU BUY A USED CAR FROM THIS MAN?

2008-03-16T12:02:00.000Z

WOULD YOU BUY A USED CAR FROM THIS MAN?

MPs are allowed to change stuff for Hansard, the r...

2008-03-15T20:45:00.000Z

MPs are allowed to change stuff for Hansard, the real reason for this is when there is genuine confusion at Hansard about what the MP has said (foreign names, complicatd medical terms etc).
Legendary story follows. A thick northeast Labour MP complained the Tories had 'disaracated' the mining industry. Hansard asked him later what he meant. Desecrated? Decimated? Devestated? Oh I don't know, replied the Labour MP. Leave it as disaracated, and just put it in invaricated commas.

Anon 8:59J P Morgan is owned indirectly by the fuc...

2008-03-15T16:00:00.000Z

Anon 8:59

J P Morgan is owned indirectly by the fuck-a-fella's who get there backing almost entirely from the British and European establishment bankers headed up not to say owned lock stock and BBC barrel, by The Red Shields. Over many generations they have now become so incredibly rich and powerful they currently hold a large controlling interest in both the Bank of England and the American Federal Reserve. Both privately owned and controlled institutions they themselves created.

The most dangerous bunch of criminally minded Banksters the world has ever known, bar no family whatsoever IMO. They are the promoters financiers and sponsors of the worlds major wars and most likely all minor wars as well, for the last 300 years. They promote though tax free charitable foundations most if not all of the western worlds major educational political and scientific institutions. They have been using these to promote CO2=MMGW for the last 25 years or so. They do this because the younger generation of Red Shields believe that world wars are simply to dangerous these days, and may be a little bit too immoral even for them. So CO2=MMGW is the best they could come up with to cement their hold on the entire planets wealth and therefore the 100% control over it. The Red Shields are also the biggest promoters of the EU and the UN support and finance Marxist Facist Communist and sometimes even libertarian organizations. Along with non fundamentalist reformist religious groups of all types and denominations.

The current Lord Red Shield's grandmother was once quoted as saying. "If my five sons do not want wars there will not be any."

I hope this may help you join up the dots. However if it does not then nothing will.

Quite frankly it's a outrageous thing to say. It p...

2008-03-15T10:46:00.000Z

Quite frankly it's a outrageous thing to say. It proves that Labour no longer deserves to Govern. Pity the others are not really up to the job, either!

The Telegraph say that Balls has had Hansard amend...

2008-03-15T10:44:00.000Z

The Telegraph say that Balls has had Hansard amended to read 'So weak'.

Will Guido start a campaign to expose Balls as a liar and have the record corrected?

Why not show the world just where the needle on Gordon's moral compass is pointing?

Shortly after T Blair joined JP, it bought a tranc...

2008-03-15T08:59:00.000Z

Shortly after T Blair joined JP, it bought a tranche of NR's mortgages (equity release mortgages I believe). Now JP pops up to lend Bear (what a stupid name for a merchant bank) Stearns bail-out money. I can't join up the dots but something smells here.

11:11 PM, 9:07 AMHaving read the above posts, we s...

2008-03-15T02:55:00.000Z

11:11 PM, 9:07 AM

Having read the above posts, we sympathize greatly and are more than ready to offer our expert services at cut-down rates. Although there is evidently a gap in the UK market, we do not seek cynically to take advantage of the impoverishing brawn-drain from your sadly backward country, but make this humanitarian offer in the interests of spreading something no fundamentally fucking better.

8:04 PMhe loves to press them together and let me ...

2008-03-15T02:23:00.000Z

8:04 PM

he loves to press them together and let me shaft them with my strap-on

7:39 PMHe qualifies for a hoist.

2008-03-15T02:15:00.000Z

7:39 PM

He qualifies for a hoist.

7:36 PMMost observant, 45govt. A "useless thievin...

2008-03-15T02:11:00.000Z

7:36 PM

Most observant, 45govt. A "useless thieving bastard tax" would level the old playing field, of course. But, on second thoughts, why not just handcuff the whole fucking shower smack after completing their general election acceptance speeches, before having each of them dragged ceremonially by the ankles from the victory platform and bunged straight into one of 788 awaiting Group 4 Securicor vans (decorated with appropriately coloured party-ribbons, rosettes and the de rigueur string of empty ballot boxes tied to the bumper) for immediate delivery to Her Majesty's handiest clink.

so, the US Northern Rock is called Bear Sterns! Be...

2008-03-14T18:45:00.000Z

so, the US Northern Rock is called Bear Sterns!

Bear Sterns is being 'conduited' cash from the Fed by none other than JP Morgan - Tone's new employer. Rumours are wild that all the IB's are in big trouble over asset valuations.

Just suppose that JPM has some 'issues'. That could torpedo one means Tone has to pay the mortgage. As this global credit crisis unfolds, doors to his financial salvation may slam in his face, one by one. It only needs the publisher to renege on the advance they promised him and hey presto. The grinning cunt may just reap the whirlwind he sowed (or McBean sowed on his behalf). Please, please let it happen!!!!

Couldn't be a more appropriate name for the chap i...

2008-03-14T17:26:00.000Z

Couldn't be a more appropriate name for the chap in charge of Education..

Was it Balls' missus, Yvette, sitting right behind...

2008-03-14T14:17:00.000Z

Was it Balls' missus, Yvette, sitting right behind Darling's backside during the Budget speech?

What the hell was up with her - she was blank-faced and pop-eyed.

Looked as if someone had shagged her up the arse just before she went into the Chamber. Either that or she was drugged up.

Ed Balls' constituency will be Morley and Outwood ...

2008-03-14T13:44:00.000Z

Ed Balls' constituency will be Morley and Outwood at the next election. I have just had a look at this and it isn't really as safe as Labour would think. If the Tories selected a good candidate and worked the seat hard then anything can happen. It has four very marginal (demographically) Labour wards and one very safe Tory ward.

Perhaps Guido could arrange for some of the believers to descend on M&O to help the Tories get rid of this bunion on the arse of political life

Karl Marx said the way to kill capitalism was...ta...

2008-03-14T11:15:00.000Z

Karl Marx said the way to kill capitalism was...taxes, taxes, taxes. When an economy faces a 'downturn' you lower taxes to boost business. However we have no industry to produce oir way out of this. We are in big, deep shit. If only people would save, invest and produce; good old fashioned Austrian school economics. But you know this crisis is deliberate don't you? A note in passing: anyone suspcious that two chief inspectors have turned up dead this week in mysterious circumstances?

The only reason these shits keep the army in Iraq ...

2008-03-14T09:07:00.000Z

The only reason these shits keep the army in Iraq and Afghanistan is because if they were here there would be a coup.

I'm painting the garden wall and putting in the stakes.

Mr Balls defrauded SITH of GBP100K with Brown's ap...

2008-03-14T05:16:00.000Z

Mr Balls defrauded SITH of GBP100K with Brown's approval so why should he not say "So what" to you petty nitpickers. Pay your taxes so that he and Mr Yvette Balls can gauge their annual take of GBP500k from the taxpayer. Be reasonable. Give the guy a break.

elf 5:13 PMFeels like a Nazi too.

2008-03-14T01:34:00.000Z

elf 5:13 PM

Feels like a Nazi too.

Gordon Brown likes to be photographed at schoolsEd...

2008-03-14T01:06:00.000Z

Gordon Brown likes to be photographed at schools
Edward Balls is Gordon's best, and only, friend.
Gordon brown appoints Edward Balls the minister for children?

Is something going on here ?

3:58 PMShut up, you dozy twat!!

2008-03-14T00:55:00.000Z

3:58 PM

Shut up, you dozy twat!!

brick shithouse 3:15 PMCorrect, due to stringent w...

2008-03-14T00:48:00.000Z

brick shithouse 3:15 PM

Correct, due to stringent whitehall economies, a directive has been issued encouraging the shared use of all items of orificial stationery - and I therefore later returned the universal shitplug for Gordon to use as a dummy.

And to score extra bio-friendly greenie points in gordon's personal recycling scheme, I dispose of hiss nappies at home on my compost heap. You should see the size of our turnips last year!

PS: What's Jeyes fluid?

2:43 PMYou hum it, I'll play it, Gordon.

2008-03-14T00:04:00.000Z

2:43 PM

You hum it, I'll play it, Gordon.

kevin 2:16 PMNo, definitely "Sow what?"

2008-03-13T23:57:00.000Z

kevin 2:16 PM

No, definitely "Sow what?"