Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: £1,000 Offered for Jacqui Smith's Fingerprints

"That cunt Peter-Carter Fuck is obsessed with anal...

2008-04-09T15:08:00.000+01:00

"That cunt Peter-Carter Fuck is obsessed with anal sex... you can tell he's a queer acting macho to impress his Oxbridge chums."

Dunwankin:

I must admit your wife is quite the one for anal sex, and if you won't give it to her you can't blame her for looking elsewhere. As for fucking ladyboys, I am happy to leave that to Grim Gordon the Gay Gobbler. If you want to help him out you are welcome, I believe Davina Milipede has had to go and get her arse stitched after a heavy fisting session, so I'm sure he'd be glad to see you. Remember your frilly panties and ankle socks won't you? And bring your own KY, the bastard's too mean to use his own. Many a mickle and all that.

"I wouldnt give you the steam off my shite you English wankers, but I would give you Gordon Brown...."

Actually if you have any shite going spare do tell Grim Gordon, he can always use a new supply to play with, the warmer the better.

Can you tell your missus I'll be round at about half six, and can she wear the fishnets tonight please? Thanks.

Perhaps Gordon or Jacqui will donate their celebri...

2008-04-09T13:57:00.000+01:00

Perhaps Gordon or Jacqui will donate their celebrity hand prints?

Ah good; soon we'll be in the Euro if Guido's pred...

2008-04-09T13:04:00.000+01:00

Ah good; soon we'll be in the Euro if Guido's prediction is correct. Slainte. The little englanders will be shitting themselves at the thought of Das (nummer einze zum alles europa) Bundesbank making decisions they will have to abide by. Excellent news comrades. Always have been a Europhile, not, as per you tubes, a raving xenophobic twat. I am relieved and happy at this welcome news.

But remember this (says Guido); prices will remain unchanged, according to Broon et al! (not, though, the prices of your precious little 2 apt palaces in Shitsville - their prices are falling faster than a whore's knickers)

Don't believe me? Try the IMF then: 'yesterday the IMF warned UK house prices could fall 10% this year.' Enjoy you fuckwits. Happy days are here again. LMFAO. Fucking delicious!

Dave Smith'If they don't then I'll eat my own arse...

2008-04-09T11:14:00.000+01:00

Dave Smith
'If they don't then I'll eat my own arse.

11:35 PM, April 08, 2008'

That will be some feat, how will you be able to eat something you talk out of!

A great person once wrote:All it takes for cocksuc...

2008-04-09T11:08:00.000+01:00

A great person once wrote:

All it takes for cocksucking, incompetent, marxist fucking thieving cunts to prosper is for people to do fuck all but lose themselves in big brother, wags, drugs, booze, football and posh spices clevage!

That man was a very wise fucker.

"Just sit back and watch as all this press-generat...

2008-04-09T10:43:00.000+01:00

"Just sit back and watch as all this press-generated hysteria over house prices and the economy disappears as Gordon Brown swings into action and saves the day once again."

Yeah, I'll tell you what, I've got more chance of seeing a flock of Gloucester Old Spot pigs go swooping over my house on their flight path to the bacon factory.

Snotgobbler and his bunch of neo-marxist cretins are fucking this country because they know they are doomed during the next general election.

Their dog in a manger attitude is to hand the tories an economy that is so crap, so fucked, with a population that has become so factionalised with no common culture or purpose that it will be practically ungovernable in the traditional sense of the word.

They are putting all those silly maxist theories that they wanked over at university into practise. We are their little commie lab rats, dressed in grey and running around our new soviet style mazes, beholden to the state while our leaders drive around in their Zils and live lives totaly isolated from the dire consequences of their policies.

@ david smith (and anyone who thinks broon is a ec...

2008-04-09T10:08:00.000+01:00

@ david smith
(and anyone who thinks broon is a economic genius)

o level lesson #2:

when you want to sell something try to make it look as though you don't HAVE to sell it or are not really bothered either way. you don't go down to Kens Kars with your rolls royce and say- 'actually I'm really desperate to sell this -'
likewise you don't announce to the whole fecking world (with a good advance period) that you are about to sell off your country's gold reserves. therby depressing the prices... (and then buy dollars -d'oh)

lesson #3 is how pension funds are actually important for the future..

lesson #4 is do not create a mutant/giant/inefficient public sector that swallows good cash after bad.

lesson #5 is do not not create the worst personal debt problem in europe (the world) (by not properly regulating mortgage and credit 'sales teams')

lesson #6 is to not nationalise an irresponsible bank

please feel free (anyone) to add to this very basic list...

fucking delicious! wrote(utter fucking shite as al...

2008-04-09T09:52:00.000+01:00

fucking delicious! wrote(utter fucking shite as always)

Mr fucking delirious are you the father of them fuckers from scotchland the proclaimers. Can I just say you brought them up brilliantly. Their fucking useless cunts like daddy too!

thanks beast.what a weird video.'internet non-enti...

2008-04-09T09:26:00.000+01:00

thanks beast.what a weird video.

'internet non-entity'
to use a phrase from mr.delicious..
lmfao!

fucking twat 7:48 AM, April 09, 2008 said:'I wish...

2008-04-09T09:15:00.000+01:00

fucking twat 7:48 AM, April 09, 2008 said:

'I wish a fucking horse would break you in, stupid cunt!'

Ah, the haverings of a tormented soul. Poor (in every sense of the word, nowe that Gordo has almost succeeded in his mission to bankrupt englandistan)tory twat.

STFU and learn from a rich communist you fucking half-wit.

What price your little palace today mein herr? about as much as your inane ramblings I'd vouch. Fucking delicious!

There's definitely something of the Alexei Sayle a...

2008-04-09T09:13:00.000+01:00

There's definitely something of the Alexei Sayle about our Jacqui ..

DAVID SMITHReal name BRUNO POWROZNIKYou can see a ...

2008-04-09T09:07:00.000+01:00

DAVID SMITH

Real name BRUNO POWROZNIK

You can see a video of him here

http://www.zippyvideos.com/2712935447507696/movie1/

A bedsit dwelling loon , why a man who patently cant afford a house should get so uptight about the market(he posts lots of videos) is beyond me. As to his sound economic judgement I think his surroundings speak volumes.

david smith.....i see that my question has you rat...

2008-04-09T09:06:00.000+01:00

david smith.....i see that my question has you rattled so you immediately insult me.....perhaps that is what is wrong with this country....i am not a tory...
i am just sick of the lying and cheating that goes on in the uk.....whoever does it!

Your posts show that you are probably smoking some non-taxable green stuff that gordo smokes.

dont worry though,'chocolate ration is going up next week'.......

Fucking delicious! said... 'Is that tart on the le...

2008-04-09T07:48:00.000+01:00

Fucking delicious! said...
'Is that tart on the left bresking those teeth in for a horse?'

I wish a fucking horse would break you in, stupid cunt!

GORDON Brown wowed America last night by vowing to...

2008-04-09T05:45:00.000+01:00

GORDON Brown wowed America last night by vowing to spend £100million helping eradicate malaria.

The PM was cheered by fans on the hit talent show American Idol as he promised to buy 20million £5 mosquito nets for Africa.

I'm sure that will bring a satisfied glow to the people whose houses are being repossessed.

alice miles in the times has done a nice article !...

2008-04-09T02:19:00.000+01:00

alice miles in the times has done a nice article !! (sorry for post length but been in a meeting on devising a scale for the shit depths and outputs from all parties its called the crapometer but gordon just keep scoring off the scale)

so the uk economy is in a position to contain the house price falls , but are individual budgets??not sure what his robinson interview was about certainly affected sterling rates whic might have upset the bank of englands positions slightly , but it was obvious he was trying to dwon grade housing fall alarm .

at no 10 post jack straw deciding to help the voters decide if we are being governed , i can only picture ed calling jack some sort of blair lacky and not having the bottle to imagine the communist future better. perhaps it was worse? knowing ed "your a wanker" was probely edited in the minutes to "your a worker" .How ever the thought of ed crying and holding his gushing nose threatening human rights whilst straw offered up another one free gratis,gave a little light relief.

ed milliband appears to say 10p tax isnt so bad for the poor , let me see minster for the duchy of lancaster comments on a national ecnomic party issue , where was darling has he resigned ?? or is he just haunting CBI offices and bankers canape parties where he now has conversations on the weather and tartan hsitory.

i rushed to betfair to put £50 on a surefire winner as i had heard there was a spot the looney competition at no 10, turned out i had mis heard and it was spot the clooney . hope george asked about how china was helping darfaur!

or it could be that george was on talent scout , to find actors for dusk till dawn 2 (beta titled "ive found the zombies out") , he was tipped make up time and costs could be saved if he sourced from the cabinet as will the need for characture schooling would be near zero as they already understood zombie behavour. george was reported to have declined a "neck kiss" and refused the downing street lunch offer of alan johnsons speciality dish of "putifying NHs body part" as he thought it was wierd !!

flint took gordon to meet a nurse in her newly helped house (pay rise hug needed) however i noticed the bare walls , she could have not yet purchased her furniture , or she may have had to sell it , time will tell !

news night mayoral debate was pretty good for paxo everyone got roasted , it was like the goldilocks story "whose has been eating the most tax payers porridge?"

boris: well er err "ime boris" and i like new buses and reduced form filling.not sure about congestion charge expansion

ken : some of GLA s money has been stolen, but its not my fault and i dont know who donates to me .oh ime not labour ime a londoner

paddick: get the cops in and build a tram try and convince public good that a cv equates to running GLA.

paxos who would you vote for not including your self was devilish.Hope dimbleby does better next thurs , but paxo still has that more daring and blunt question edge that makes the spin tryers wary .

cameron has backed off mr speaker as it appears mr speaker had been thinking of standing down in the summer , but expenses is causing unease all round i think. I mean we have paid gordon and co for ecnomic misery whilst his bank friends are bosating of 800 mill hedge fund payouts .

well done mr alfayed ,i dont think anyone was a winner in the long run and its cost 11 million to prove it, repects for personal loss are remembered better than insults

laugh daily mash =bagpuss article

Anonymous 8.05pm suggested Jilted John, " Gordon I...

2008-04-09T01:25:00.000+01:00

Anonymous 8.05pm suggested Jilted John, " Gordon Is A Moron ".

Try this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3rD8fUmbRA

bloody brilliant.

As for the topic, when they demand my personal details I shall demand to know what measures they have taken to ensure there is no repeat of their serial leakage/loss of such information in the past. When they are unable or refuse to do so, I shall refuse to supply those details.

David Smith. O level economics, lesson 1. Banks are cutting back on the availabitiy of mortgages, this will reduce demand and therefore prices will fall.
End of lesson.

That cunt Peter-Carter Fuck is obsessed with anal ...

2008-04-09T00:19:00.000+01:00

That cunt Peter-Carter Fuck is obsessed with anal sex... you can tell he's a queer acting macho to impress his Oxbridge chums.

I wouldnt give you the steam off my shite you English wankers, but I would give you Gordon Brown....

WHEN Scotland becomes a republic, you can try Brown and Bliar for their war crimes... we won't stop you

HOLD the front Page.Gordon Brown has volunteered t...

2008-04-08T23:44:00.000+01:00

HOLD the front Page.

Gordon Brown has volunteered to have his fingerprints embossed his DNA swabbed and his rectal scanned !

He is ordering all his MPs to follow his example.

A mobile breast scanning pantechnicon (Modified) will be parked in grounds of the house of commons for their convenience.

boflSave your breath.I don't need any lectures in ...

2008-04-08T23:35:00.000+01:00

bofl

Save your breath.

I don't need any lectures in finance and economics from some internet nonentity on a Tory boy/doom-mongers site.

Just sit back and watch as all this press-generated hysteria over house prices and the economy disappears as Gordon Brown swings into action and saves the day once again.

Just be grateful you are fortunate enough to be living in a country with a Prime Minister who knows what he is doing and who has created a low-debt, dynamic economy that is the envy of the world.

This temporary blip will be over within days and UK house prices and consumer spending will continue their inexorable rise upwards.

If they don't then I'll eat my own arse.

david smith .. brilliantlet's import stuff and exp...

2008-04-08T23:00:00.000+01:00

david smith .. brilliant

let's import stuff and export paper. Anything the yanks can do, we can do better.

@David SmithWas that irony? Sarcasm? Bathos? Pleas...

2008-04-08T22:59:00.000+01:00

@David Smith

Was that irony? Sarcasm? Bathos? Please don't tell me it was serious.

@Anon:7.39

Where it says Name/URL put whatever you want.

Boris coming across as a bit of a moron again on N...

2008-04-08T22:53:00.000+01:00

Boris coming across as a bit of a moron again on Newsnight. Triumph for personality over competency.

Is that tart on the left bresking those teeth in f...

2008-04-08T22:52:00.000+01:00

Is that tart on the left bresking those teeth in for a horse?

Gordon Brown deserves credit on two fronts: not on...

2008-04-08T22:48:00.000+01:00

Gordon Brown deserves credit on two fronts: not only he is undoubtedly the second finest British PM we have seen this century, he is also the second best Chancellor as well.

Never let it be said that people here don't give praise where it's due.