Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Friday Caption Contest

Now Dave, when we get to ninety mph I want you to ...

2007-08-15T21:46:00.000+01:00

Now Dave, when we get to ninety mph I want you to pull this bolt out.

No-one will believe this wasn't Photo-shopped!

2007-08-09T20:50:00.000+01:00

No-one will believe this wasn't Photo-shopped!

Driver! if you turn right too quickly I will be ti...

2007-07-30T17:11:00.000+01:00

Driver! if you turn right too quickly I will be tipped out of this thing and look a complete arse!

Can I have a 10p piece for the slot please, sir?

2007-07-30T16:04:00.000+01:00

Can I have a 10p piece for the slot please, sir?

Cameron: "Can I have a go in the driving seat now?...

2007-07-29T20:56:00.000+01:00

Cameron: "Can I have a go in the driving seat now?"

Drug fuelled post modern trogladyte, Dave 'Flintst...

2007-07-29T13:04:00.000+01:00

Drug fuelled post modern trogladyte, Dave 'Flintstone' Cameron, ready to start his 'Tour De France'

Smug cheesy schoolboy grin for just potting the bl...

2007-07-29T12:41:00.000+01:00

Smug cheesy schoolboy grin for just potting the black.

I'm totally into this Trident II thing.

2007-07-29T12:34:00.000+01:00

I'm totally into this Trident II thing.

garypowell - what the fuck are you prattling on ab...

2007-07-29T10:50:00.000+01:00

garypowell - what the fuck are you prattling on about ? Didn't they teach you to spell at school ? Or is that a bit to 'middle class' for you?

"extracting a fare amount of witt"
What ? Or should that be 'Watt'?

"just gos to show " - does this refer to a member of that popular 80s beat combo 'Bros' ?

"One thing I learned at school was that Grammar and Public School boys all had one thing in common apart from no girlfriends and spots."
- Well, if you only learned one thing at school, it is a shame that it is complete fantasy - feeling a little inferior are we Mr Powell ?

"They could all giggle at some of the most incredibly benile..."

What !? Do you mean :-
a/ penile
b/ futile
c/ benevolent
d/ banal

You might want to go 50/50 as I'm not sure you have any friends, and there is no point asking the audience as they won't have a clue.

"Where now C-3PO ?"

2007-07-29T08:25:00.000+01:00

"Where now C-3PO ?"

I think many of you have done a mighty fine job of...

2007-07-29T05:23:00.000+01:00

I think many of you have done a mighty fine job of extracting a fare amount of witt, from what seems to me to have very little to offer.

It just gos to show that a lively mind can extract humour from two white lines drawed on the back of a toilet door if it is motivated to do so.

It still looks like a prospective Tory PM sitting in a side car with one of the most bland uninteresting looking riders it is possible to have had in the shot.

One thing I learned at school was that Grammar and Public School boys all had one thing in common apart from no girlfriends and spots.

They could all giggle at some of the most incredibly benile things, often more then even the girls did. I see that this exclusively middle class boys 'talent' does stand the test of time.

"Explain to me again why we need to pick up concre...

2007-07-29T03:16:00.000+01:00

"Explain to me again why we need to pick up concrete blocks on our way to the flooding in Tewksbury?"

Look, if Steve McQueen couldn't do it, there is fu...

2007-07-28T19:44:00.000+01:00

Look, if Steve McQueen couldn't do it, there is fuck all chance of us getting out of this godforsaken country into Switzerland!

Cameron: "Could be worse. Some people get photogra...

2007-07-28T14:35:00.000+01:00

Cameron: "Could be worse. Some people get photographed on a rocking horse."

Well Dave finally made it to Tewksbury on the bike...

2007-07-28T14:28:00.000+01:00

Well Dave finally made it to Tewksbury on the bike - too little, too late?

Let us hope that he learns a little humility from this sorry episode and moreover that he realises that his defiance of the thoughts of Party members is counter-productive. Non Party people (ie those who he is trying to entice to vote Tory again) were unimpressed by his actions as well.

Brown has only got away with it because of Cameron's own goals.

What was that comment about smoking a little cannabis when a student causing problems later in life?

Cameron: "Quick Hagrid, Voldemort is nearly upon u...

2007-07-28T13:02:00.000+01:00

Cameron: "Quick Hagrid, Voldemort is nearly upon us!"

Hilton (for it is he): "Calm down Dave, you're not really Harry Potter and that's Gordon Brown not Voldemort."

What a nicce Boy- Thats how I get my bit on the Si...

2007-07-28T11:28:00.000+01:00

What a nicce Boy- Thats how I get my bit on the Side!

DC: Ya! I've just had an idea for the Conservative...

2007-07-28T10:36:00.000+01:00

DC: Ya! I've just had an idea for the Conservative's theme tune for the next election!
Driver:Not bloody Sade's 'Smooth Operator'?!
DC: No. Olive's driving theme from 'On the Buses'!
Driver:Does this side-car detach.....

Dave saying 'thank you' to Gordon for Gordon's gen...

2007-07-28T10:32:00.000+01:00

Dave saying 'thank you' to Gordon for Gordon's generous donation of new transport for Privy Councillors?

Safety conscious biker keeps spare helmet in sidec...

2007-07-28T10:24:00.000+01:00

Safety conscious biker keeps spare helmet in sidecar.

Is it Dave doing a condom advert?

2007-07-28T09:52:00.000+01:00

Is it Dave doing a condom advert?

David shows he's to the left of the center ground....

2007-07-28T09:17:00.000+01:00

David shows he's to the left of the center ground.

Gromit, where's my cheese?

2007-07-28T08:57:00.000+01:00

Gromit, where's my cheese?

On sunny days David would often wait patiently in ...

2007-07-28T06:35:00.000+01:00

On sunny days David would often wait patiently in the asylum courtyard, but the summons to kiss hands at Beckingham Palace never came.

[music]"On the Highway to Hell"[music]

2007-07-28T04:54:00.000+01:00

[music]"On the Highway to Hell"[music]