Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Where Are Clegg's Expenses?

12:40 PMI always thought he looked in good nick ah...

2008-05-09T17:01:00.000+01:00

12:40 PM

I always thought he looked in good nick ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

The Cleggster will publish the expenses on the lib...

2008-05-09T16:44:00.000+01:00

The Cleggster will publish the expenses on the lib dems website on Wednesday.

Anyone know Chicken Clegg's Mr Richard Chicken???...

2008-05-09T13:20:00.000+01:00

Anyone know Chicken Clegg's Mr Richard Chicken????

I need drinking money?

Mr Bynsellem aka Justin Byam-Shaw aka Mr Poker Cha...

2008-05-09T13:15:00.000+01:00

Mr Bynsellem aka Justin Byam-Shaw aka Mr Poker Channel and 5000 smackers benefactor to Clegg may be one shrewd operator. Has Cleggy lost his shirt expenses on some kind ofpoker?

11:21 AMThere's definitely a hidden coiffeuring ag...

2008-05-09T12:40:00.000+01:00

11:21 AM

There's definitely a hidden coiffeuring agenda going on here. I'm betting on at least a few 100k blown on hairdos, manicure, assorted beauty treatments, skin salves, lotions, conditioners, fragrant herbalistic shower gels, ear-plucking, nose-tweaking, nipple depilation, armpit-mowing, chest-hair management, butt-waxes, leg-polishing, dainty fuzz-designs, bath-oils, yoghurt & cucumber face-packs, anti-wrinkle formulas, gold-membership at a string of male-perfumeries, 'authentic finnish sauna' bills, birch twigs and God know what else...

And I daresay I'm barely scratching the surface here...after all, I'm hardly a connoisseur of this fluffy buffy stuff. Can't understand what these silly girls see in the guy, frankly. Give me a sweaty smelly scruffy grunting salivating John Prescott between the thighs anyday, thanks.

Chicken Clegg donor, a Mr Robert J Chicken from Lo...

2008-05-09T12:20:00.000+01:00

Chicken Clegg donor, a Mr Robert J Chicken from London may be interested in learning how Nick blew his generous donation of £5000.

http://formbymuddy.blogspot.com/2008/05/ftse-100-t...

2008-05-09T11:58:00.000+01:00

http://formbymuddy.blogspot.com/2008/05/ftse-100-tough-times-ahead.html

Scene 1. Day. Int. A police station in London.DI: ...

2008-05-09T11:49:00.000+01:00

Scene 1. Day. Int. A police station in London.

DI: "Nick Clegg."

Detective: "Yes, guv, what about him?"

DI: "You misunderstand. That was an order."

To Mr N CleggFrom Rumpy and Pumpys Escort Services...

2008-05-09T11:46:00.000+01:00

To Mr N Clegg
From Rumpy and Pumpys Escort Services
Bill For Services rendered:

Claire,Mona,Alison, Hannah, Erika, Suki,Susan, Gretchen,Moragana, Helen,Roberta, Eva, Ludmilla, Astrid,Corinne,Judy,Rosin,Marie, Yvette,Haliee,Analise,Sung-Lo, Dee, Nicola, Solitaire, Chelsea, Minal, Beverley and Colette.

29 x Female x1 use each.
£29,000
Rush order pre your GQ interview
£2000
Total £31,000

Thank you for your payment.
Please keep this copy for your records.

Cleggy should watch out, lest Hannah Gardiner ,ex-...

2008-05-09T11:37:00.000+01:00

Cleggy should watch out, lest Hannah Gardiner ,ex-spinerette to the Chief Policer Officers Assocition, shops him to the fuzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!

i thought distrust and politicians were synonymous...

2008-05-09T11:26:00.000+01:00

i thought distrust and politicians were synonymous...is it different across the pond?

What what I heard Charles Kennedy was more partial...

2008-05-09T11:23:00.000+01:00

What what I heard Charles Kennedy was more partial to the beer than the whisky.

Guido,Forget the caption comp this week. As Clegg ...

2008-05-09T11:21:00.000+01:00

Guido,

Forget the caption comp this week. As Clegg is so reluctant to publish his expenses list, why don't readers try and come up with their own versions of what it may contain?

As for a prize, I don't know, maybe a John Lewis voucher?

Why should Cleggie boy publish his ex's.Foggy and ...

2008-05-09T11:13:00.000+01:00

Why should Cleggie boy publish his ex's.
Foggy and the rest of the tossers have been using public funds to fight disclosure for Parliamentarians. He's just slip-streaming hoping for it all to die down.

Po-faced Guardian's silence on Cleggs non disclos...

2008-05-09T11:11:00.000+01:00

Po-faced Guardian's silence on Cleggs non disclosure of his expenses is DEAFENING!!!!

I detested Paddy Ashdown, horribly smug ('pretenti...

2008-05-09T11:03:00.000+01:00

I detested Paddy Ashdown, horribly smug ('pretentious - moi?') but at least he had some charisma (why did he go though: surely something dodgy must have been about to break?). Then came Kennedy (and a bottle or two of whiskey) and at least he was human.

So it goes on, downhill all the way. If Clegg has something to hide he should have been slower to imply the I-am-Whiter-than-White style of attack on others in politics. On the other hand that would require use of the grey matter, with which so many politicians seem so poorly endowed: Clegg is no exception!

Where is Clegg these days anyway, I see much more of Huhn - perhaps Clegg is afraid he will be publicly challenged on the expenses issue?

GeorgeTo be fair to the Lib Dems I expect they one...

2008-05-09T10:58:00.000+01:00

George

To be fair to the Lib Dems I expect they one of the few fields they can be counted experts in would be back passages, badly lit or not.

However you perfectly describe the yellow headed shredder fodder that appeared several times through the letterbox in late April.

Looks like Mr Clegg is another bent politician.The...

2008-05-09T10:54:00.000+01:00

Looks like Mr Clegg is another bent politician.

They never learn.

Is there anything more pointless in the world than...

2008-05-09T10:48:00.000+01:00

Is there anything more pointless in the world than the Liberal Democrats? I fuckin' 'ates 'em I do. Our local Lib Dems produce a monthly newsletter which consists of photographs of their prospective councillors and parliamentary candidates 'pointing' at things. There's nothing these fuckers wont point at: holes in the road, a badly lit back-passage, the new one-way system and, in the last edition, one of the fuckers is actually standing on a street corner grimly pointing at a pile of dog shit. Vote Lib Dem! The party that points at dog shit.

Clegg:"Do what I say, but not what I do"Our 'best'...

2008-05-09T10:47:00.000+01:00

Clegg:

"Do what I say, but not what I do"

Our 'best' from Robinson Coll. is undermining his own credibility faster than even Mr Bean. And that is saying something.

I notice that the Lib-Dems' poll ratings are still low, even when Labour's hit rock bottom - so when are Vince's supporters going to move against Calamity?

This sounds like that this will bring HOURS of gre...

2008-05-09T10:45:00.000+01:00

This sounds like that this will bring HOURS of great entertainment. I wonder what he's got to hide? Surely not paying for Charlie K's carry-out? Surely not lending Oaten a few quid to pay for a thing he rented? Surely not paying to have good 'ol Ming carbon dated? Hey-up- Francis Urquhart in action: all the 'top' Libbies 'offed'! Other than that, he could be a secret subscriber to 'Embarrased Liberal Democrats daily' and doesn't want that embarrasing fact to out!

Sounds pretty crooked to me,, but there again we a...

2008-05-09T10:34:00.000+01:00

Sounds pretty crooked to me,, but there again we are discussing politicians.

OT - London reject Ken Livingslime is on CiF. Log ...

2008-05-09T10:27:00.001+01:00

OT - London reject Ken Livingslime is on CiF. Log on and tell him why we rejected the slimy little squirt.

Guido should put a Calamity Clegg Clock on his fro...

2008-05-09T10:27:00.000+01:00

Guido should put a Calamity Clegg Clock on his front page. 43 days, 5 hours and 22 minutes without Clegg's expenses.

I think there are 30 cheques they can't account fo...

2008-05-09T10:20:00.000+01:00

I think there are 30 cheques they can't account for, that's the delay...