Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Prescott Peacemaking Fears

Surely the sight of JP waving a chipolata would so...

2008-03-09T09:14:00.000Z

Surely the sight of JP waving a chipolata would sort out any situation? You cannot fight while laughing.

Perhaps he's going there to trouser payments from overturning planning decisions or to interview laptop public servants? A new Croydon, a slightly used but never-wanted dome, cowboy outfit (the missus preferred hair tongs)? Hear/see/do-no-evil lard bucket. Corrupt as hell. He never wore THAT uniform in public.

12:01I re-ahlly don't see how that would help, dah...

2008-03-08T00:25:00.000Z

12:01

I re-ahlly don't see how that would help, dahling.

Gary Elsby pissing himself at Tory miseries said.....

2008-03-07T19:13:00.000Z

Gary Elsby pissing himself at Tory miseries said...
Oh dear, looks like I hit a nerve ending.
How thoughtful of me.
I pondered on how to drive home into this nerve and cause more pain, after all, this is what I do for the socialist cause the best.
so here it is you tory wankers:

Referendum.

Lecture over, Tories humiliated and Liberals toyed with and discareded.

And you fuck ups want to run this Country.

Tsk tsk tsk...

Now please die quietly.

Gary

oh dear Gary, you still dont get it!

But thank you for exposing yours and labours fascist streak, anyone proud of betraying fundermental manifesto promises, and then the people to be at the mercy of an unelected undemocratic fascist system is to be despised.

NOT celebrated, you fascist Nazi Labour cunt!

The only posible good this fat git could do is by ...

2008-03-07T12:01:00.000Z

The only posible good this fat git could do is by sticking his arse in a dyke.

Oh dear, looks like I hit a nerve ending.How thoug...

2008-03-07T10:59:00.000Z

Oh dear, looks like I hit a nerve ending.
How thoughtful of me.
I pondered on how to drive home into this nerve and cause more pain, after all, this is what I do for the socialist cause the best.
so here it is you tory wankers:

Referendum.

Lecture over, Tories humiliated and Liberals toyed with and discareded.

And you fuck ups want to run this Country.

Tsk tsk tsk...

Now please die quietly.

Gary

Eight people died in Armenia. That's no laughing m...

2008-03-07T10:36:00.000Z

Eight people died in Armenia. That's no laughing matter. If he's trying to stop more people dying, I say good for him.

So Guido, what would you do if someone threw an ...

2008-03-07T00:40:00.000Z

So Guido, what would *you* do if someone threw an egg in your face from close range? Hand him another?

Sir Gary Selsby of Stoke Poges, Buckinghamshire. s...

2008-03-06T21:52:00.000Z

Sir Gary Selsby of Stoke Poges, Buckinghamshire. said...
You can fuck right off too Mr Quango.

I am a socialist, born a socialist and will go to a socialist heaven.

You snobs just don't get it, do ya!

We have children who can’t read or write, our Council unable to look after them. They drink alcohol from an early age. Earlier, if they can get it.

Is it because parent’s can’t read or write. Or hold down a job or be bothered to do anything except piss away the dole money?

It’s because you have all the money. Your kids are worth more than our kids. Your kids are better educated. QED
6:34 PM, March 06, 2008

Gary i think it is YOU who doesnt get it!

yes the toffs are cunts who only care for themselfs and sneer at the working classes who create most of their wealth, but the bigger cunts are the ones pretending to be on your side when they are in fact trying to destroy you and everything you stand for.

the socialists have been in power for 10 years and our kids cant even get a dentist, they come out of the socialist school system not being able to read and write but they know all about homosexual sex and human rights as theirs are being eroded by the `socialist` goverment.

anyone who is proud to be British and is proud of their traditional working class culture and values is regarded by the socialists as a biggot and a racist who needs enriching out of existance with ever more people flooding an overcrowded country so your `socialist` mates can pander to the global corporate giants who line their `socialist` pockets after being supplied by the `socialist` with cheap labour and a destruction of your culture and identity to make it easier for the `socialist` to sell you out to Europe for the giant global capitalists benefit, as services and wages reach the level of the Chinese. cant aford a house, why is that when our population was static, could it be the 5 million or so Labour voting people they have let in pushing up housing demand and hence prices?

you can go to socialist fucking heaven because sure as hell none of your so called `socialist` bastard MPs will want to be their to share it with you. they wouldnt even qualify with their gold plated pentions and multiple houses, yes multiple houses that YOUR `socialist bastard MPs all have. even the cunts who claim to be down with the people like Cruddass, all money grabbing cunts.
certainly not socialists.

while many of our children live in desparate poverty after 10 fucking years of a so called fucking socialist goverment.

now fuck off, wake up and talk sense, you are but a sheep who Labour and the other socialist are laughing at right now.

trust me they wont be eating baked beans every night, or too scared to put the fucking heating on.

now tell us again that you are a socialist that votes for a global coporate fascist goverment called Labour, just so we can ALL (working classes included) laugh at you.

cunt!

Good, the further away the better.Armenia got to g...

2008-03-06T20:47:00.000Z

Good, the further away the better.

Armenia got to give it to 'em..

Fat fucking idiot. This man is a politician?More l...

2008-03-06T19:31:00.000Z

Fat fucking idiot. This man is a politician?

More like a walking talking fucking imbecile, this cunt will represent Britain.

Now I know we are in for a third world war.

Jabba The Gut is still influenced by the sith.shou...

2008-03-06T18:51:00.000Z

Jabba The Gut is still influenced by the sith.

should do well with bobafet and any gun deals.

he could always give his talk about being a ships steward or knobbing his secretary. depends how culturally relevent bernard manning diplomacy is armenia

You can fuck right off too Mr Quango.I am a social...

2008-03-06T18:34:00.000Z

You can fuck right off too Mr Quango.

I am a socialist, born a socialist and will go to a socialist heaven.

You snobs just don't get it, do ya!

We have children who can’t read or write, our Council unable to look after them. They drink alcohol from an early age. Earlier, if they can get it.

Is it because parent’s can’t read or write. Or hold down a job or be bothered to do anything except piss away the dole money?

It’s because you have all the money. Your kids are worth more than our kids. Your kids are better educated. QED

Fuck me Gary, I didn't know you were really a toff...

2008-03-06T18:26:00.000Z

Fuck me Gary, I didn't know you were really a toff, or I'd have called you Sir, you Cunt.

Gary Elsby stoke said...He is a Tory actually. Saw...

2008-03-06T17:28:00.000Z

Gary Elsby stoke said...

He is a Tory actually. Saw him in my club only the other week. Was talking about secret blogging and how he has a laugh getting the 'right' all rilled up , but it does bring out the left.
He set up that phoney Guardian wheeze about Boris being too right wing the other day too.

He is in fact Sir Gary Selsby of Stoke Poges, Buckinghamshire.

Sorry to out you Sir Gareth, but everyone had already guessed it anyway.
A bit too Looney Left I'm afraid , gave the game away.

You coming to the Hunt this weekend ?

Your valet said he was pressing your suit when I called earlier but wasn't sure if you were coming to mine or Lord Ashcrofts.

Albania - Armenia. Does it matter where Prezza get...

2008-03-06T17:17:00.000Z

Albania - Armenia. Does it matter where Prezza gets sent? As long as it far away from here.

If you want to annoy a Turk remind him of the Turks massacre of Armenians back in the early 20th Century. The Turks even have a law prohibiting anybody admitting this in Turkey. This is the country that EU lovers want to join next.

(Whoops I don't know my Armenia from my elbow. Why...

2008-03-06T16:55:00.000Z

(Whoops I don't know my Armenia from my elbow. Why did you say again?)

Because someone further up the thread confused Albania and Armenia as well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Prescott#Early_l...

2008-03-06T16:46:00.000Z

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Prescott#Early_life

The early life of J. P.

Whoops I don't know my Armenia from my elbow. Why ...

2008-03-06T16:02:00.000Z

Whoops I don't know my Armenia from my elbow. Why did you say again?

Anyway must dash - just off to Specsavers.

(Anonymous said...
Robbie 1:44 - again, you're thinking of Albanians)

Getting a dig in: 3:07 pm.Fuck off cunt.I normally...

2008-03-06T15:35:00.000Z

Getting a dig in: 3:07 pm.

Fuck off cunt.

I normally charge for Socialist advice, but in this instance and this instance only, please top yourself.

Hope this helps.

Gary

@ Gary Elsby 11:45Simply love your style and deliv...

2008-03-06T15:07:00.000Z

@ Gary Elsby 11:45

Simply love your style and delivery.

What a hoot! Pretending to be too thick to spell properly or even have the faintest idea of grammar.

I know you really are a Tory through and through so I have had a word with our next PM Dave. He agrees with my suggestion that you be kept for life on benefit for your services to ammuse.

Who knows, you may even be awarded a peerage, Lord of tabs, booze n giros?

i also get pissed off by the people who fall for t...

2008-03-06T15:05:00.000Z

i also get pissed off by the people who fall for the fat cunts con. he is not from Yorkshire he was born in prestayn north wales the very place where he was thumped if I am not mistaken.
May sound a small point but it is all the fat cunts spin that he is from Hull

The man with the stupid hair (was it a wig?) who h...

2008-03-06T14:56:00.000Z

The man with the stupid hair (was it a wig?) who hit Prescott learned a valuable lesson. Never hit an old barsteward.

Robbie 1:44 - again, you're thinking of Albanians....

2008-03-06T14:53:00.000Z

Robbie 1:44 - again, you're thinking of Albanians.

The protest was very friendly, family orientated, ...

2008-03-06T14:48:00.000Z

The protest was very friendly, family orientated, and the speakers were good however at the end of the protest the French police(Sarkozy`s EUSSR political puppets) charged and tear gassed the crowds. the police had charged and were beating up a demonstrator.

Sounds like London police, bashing up some Countryside Alliance tweedies but ignoring ranting muslims demonstrating against the so-called "cartoons" with their "Kill" placards.

Animal Farm, when the dogs appear and drag away dissenters and doubters at the meeting, remember ?

I remember hearing that Norman Wisdom was the nati...

2008-03-06T13:44:00.000Z

I remember hearing that Norman Wisdom was the national hero of Armenia- why didn't they send him?Although he has Alzheimer's Disease now, which is sad, he would still be more effective than Fatty Arbuckle. And he would make them laugh which is a bonus.

I read above that Fatty A sat on his hands in the EU vote yesterday. Makes a change from his fat arse.