Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: +++ YouGov Whisper Number : 26% Tory Lead +++

I think the word 'disingenuous' says it all but th...

2008-05-11T12:01:00.000+01:00

I think the word 'disingenuous' says it all but the competetion at NuLabour is rabid to claim the title 'most cravenly hopeless'.
I would rate both Brown & B.Liar as more credit worthy candidates however in a closely run race you may well be right.

Cheers,
Joe B

Among all the third-rate NuLab also-rans, Hoon re...

2008-05-10T23:48:00.000+01:00

Among all the third-rate NuLab also-rans, Hoon really does stand out as the most cravenly hopeless (and undisguisedly disingenuous) shitbag of the lot, whose ascent from the back benches frankly defies belief, as well as calling the judgement of Blair's closest advisers into question right from the start, wouldn't you agree?

Dan King

It is with the utmost respect and deference that I...

2008-05-10T07:23:00.000+01:00

It is with the utmost respect and deference that I, a mere ordinary person, have dared to be impostor to one as great as you.
Shame on me!
I humbly beg your forgiveness and hope that somehow you grant, from within your inner-self the kindness of spirit, the mental legerdemain and humanity that hallmarks yourself so distinctly from others less worthy.
You will see Sir Geoff, that I am your great admirer and would so like to emulate your ability to not only to polish Brown turds but to evacuate them from the “Great One’ directly.
Never can your genuine talent be copied.

Sincerely,
Joe Bass

Have you every wondered if the Prime Minister of E...

2008-05-09T20:48:00.000+01:00

Have you every wondered if the Prime Minister of England, the Rt Hon Gordo MacTwat ever dares to read any of the blogs? Hundreds of eminent bloggers telling him to fuck off to a mental home every day.

Do you all realize what that would do to his fragile, narcissistic/sociopathic personality if he did? That's right he might fuck off back to jockland or worse - go berserk and waste half the cabinet. Keep it up.

Bye the way how is MacTwat's Gaffe Avoidance Officer Nicol Burdette doing? You never did find out how much the taxpayer was being shafted there did you Guido.

Dear Gordon:Roses are red, violets are blue,Alexan...

2008-05-09T19:12:00.000+01:00

Dear Gordon:

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Alexander's fucked, and so are you.

Fucking delicious!

Hitler undoubtedly had manifest PD by the late thi...

2008-05-09T15:09:00.000+01:00

Hitler undoubtedly had manifest PD by the late thirties

Thought it was syphilis.

I for one salute the BBC's even-handedness, in giv...

2008-05-09T13:41:00.000+01:00

I for one salute the BBC's even-handedness, in giving some airing to issues affecting the ailing Tory party, while at the same time acknowledging New Labour's ongoing upward trend at the polls, as it cannot fail to do.

I think I can safely speak for Gordon, Harriet, Robin Cook and all of us at the upper end of the Party in acknowledging that this kind of Press freedom is one of the great and inviolable strengths of the country that the architects of New Labour have built in the early 21st century.

And who exactly is this "Bungalow" impersonator??

1:35 AMSo decent of you to write a nice poem in my...

2008-05-09T13:35:00.000+01:00

1:35 AM

So decent of you to write a nice poem in my honour - most people these days reckon I should go fuck myself to blazes.

The combination of inexplicable insomnia and depre...

2008-05-09T12:40:00.000+01:00

The combination of inexplicable insomnia and depression is a frequent early warning of Parkinson's disease ...

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/expert_advice/article3446201.ece

The Labour Party needs to find a patsy with a twel...

2008-05-09T12:15:00.000+01:00

The Labour Party needs to find a patsy with a twelve dollar Mannlicher-Carcano fast.

However, though it would be satisfying to see McTwat completely and utterly destroyed, hounded from the office he craved and schemed over for more than a decade in less than a year because he is just fucking shite, it would not save NuLabor. There is no way they could have yet another unelected Prime Minister, yet equally there is no way they could risk an election. They will stick with McTwat till the end, it's a suicide pact.

Look at this way: Tesstes and his ladyboy "wife" must, between them, screw at least £400,000 a year out of the taxpayer. If the General Election can be delayed a couple of years this pair of thieving cunts will be up almost a million quid. Given that they will never get another job, they will need that money to open up the tranvestite cabaret bar in Pattaya Beach they are always talking about. So there you have it. They will stay as long as possible to fill their boots. There won't be any lightbulbs or door handles in Number Ten when this gang of cunts gets kicked out, you mark my words.

I have had a report of the following people missin...

2008-05-09T10:05:00.000+01:00

I have had a report of the following people missing, presumed pissed. They are-

45govt
Stanislav
Fucking Delicious!
Bogeyman
Thick as Thieves

(Sorry, scrub the last one. That was just wishful thinking on my part)

If anyone hears from them could they please contact there nearest Police station that will be shut due to us being busy blogging bollocks all day long. I thank you.

Anonymous 10-30pm:You've just reminded me of that ...

2008-05-09T10:00:00.000+01:00

Anonymous 10-30pm:
You've just reminded me of that wonderful mashup on Dizzy of the generals buying Hitler the wrong motorbike. Someone should re-mash that (or similar) for todays polls

Gordo's hand tremor looks more indicative of Tardi...

2008-05-09T09:19:00.000+01:00

Gordo's hand tremor looks more indicative of Tardive Dyskenesia to me...

Where's Stanislav's latest thoughts on Bendy Wendy...

2008-05-09T09:14:00.000+01:00

Where's Stanislav's latest thoughts on Bendy Wendy, Goron and leading Scotland out of the Union?

Perhaps he has consumed too much Polish Spirit after reading the Sun's opinion poll this morning.

Will the medics be looking for more involuntary sh...

2008-05-09T09:12:00.000+01:00

Will the medics be looking for more involuntary shakes of the dear leader's arm during his increasing frequent appearances?

I am very surprised that Goron did not manage to stagger down to Dunwoody's funeral yesterday, the charitable would say he was busy, the uncharitble would say that he is merely a cunt who harbours a grudge devloped over a period of 25 years. Perhaps Gwyeneth Dunwoody mistook him for the drinks waiter at a long forgotten Labour conference.

Broon must be under great pressure over the question who leads Labour in Scotland? Hutton was almost right, Gordon is a fucking awful Sub-Prime Minister.

So Blair was better ?Aren't people suckers for a g...

2008-05-09T09:06:00.000+01:00

So Blair was better ?

Aren't people suckers for a grin and a 'winning' attitude !

FOUND IT! No mention of YouGov poll on BBC news ho...

2008-05-09T09:02:00.000+01:00

FOUND IT! No mention of YouGov poll on BBC news home page. But, go to UK Politics - 'Johnson to Meet New York's' Mayor' (well, where else would you expect to find the result of a domestic poll?). Penultimate paragraph is a brief entry, thus:- 'An opinion poll for the Sun newspaper suggests 49% of voters are backing ther Conservatives, compared with 23% for Labour'.

So BBC's faint praise is the equivalent of burying a couple of nondescript lines on page 23. Fucking disgraceful.

On the subject of Broon and Toon, has anyone else ...

2008-05-09T08:59:00.000+01:00

On the subject of Broon and Toon, has anyone else read Mr Eugenides brilliant Failure To Launch piece ...

Of course there will always be a few blips on any ...

2008-05-09T08:44:00.000+01:00

Of course there will always be a few blips on any upward curve that amounts to 11 magnificent years of steady and prudent financial and moral leadership. The ordinary people of this country are the backbone that drives the spirit of great statesmen like Tony and Gordon. It will all be clear come the next election when the hard working ordinary people will be with us. They are the ones our liberating, politically correct and free society have served most. Our record is clear Nulabour will remain in power for the foreseeable future under Gordon’s sagacious, breathtaking leadership.

These two are right on the money about Snottie McT...

2008-05-09T08:30:00.000+01:00

These two are right on the money about Snottie McTwat. Pity they can't be quite as accurate about everything else...

"Bliss was it that dawn to be alive, But to be Tor...

2008-05-09T07:36:00.000+01:00

"Bliss was it that dawn to be alive, But to be Tory was very heaven. ..."

We Gordan may be listening, but most people, those...

2008-05-09T07:10:00.001+01:00

We Gordan may be listening, but most people, those with more than one brain cell....ARE NOT!

I understand that Liebour are now resorting to "Wa...

2008-05-09T07:10:00.000+01:00

I understand that Liebour are now resorting to "Warwick II" with the trades unions in order to dig them out of the financial hole. The deal is you give us money and a list of demands and we implement them by stealth. However, Liebour ignored many of the demands in "Warwick I" probably because Tony only saw such an accommodation as a necessary evil. Gordo is further up shit creek, so we can look forward to the Unions effectively running the country for the next 2 years. I hope they repeat the success they had in the late 70's. Expect pressure for major hikes in higher rate tax, ceiling removed from NIC, plenty of anti-business legislation, the departure of many more companies to foreign shores and the stifling of what remains of enterprise. Cameron will have a hard job turning this around.

I know for a fact the owners of the chinese lestol...

2008-05-09T06:42:00.000+01:00

I know for a fact the owners of the chinese lestolant in his constituency want him to stay as PM. But who are the other 27.999999% alleged Labour voters? Nick Robinson, fo' sho', but Tom Watson can't have that many postal votes at his disposal, surely?

the biggest laugh was alastair campbell yesterday ...

2008-05-09T04:21:00.000+01:00

the biggest laugh was alastair campbell yesterday saying brown needs to have a strategy. it was alastair campbell's strategy of building up gordon brown into a financial demi-god which is why labour are fucked in the first place.the lie is now transparent but campbell's collecting his pension, and growing fat on his diaries.

maybe alastair was not the genius people thought - just the biggest and best liar Labour could find to cover the bankruptcy of their ideas.