Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Why is Ken Sending The Londoner to Scottish MPs?

And in backing Livingslime's campaign for re-elect...

2008-01-18T08:43:00.000Z

And in backing Livingslime's campaign for re-election, the Independent today says that Livingslime has cut crime in London! I guess it's because there are fewer cars parked up because of the congestion charge.

The Grauniad will be saying Livingslime can walk on water next!!

Peter Grimes

Winchester says:-Perhaps he'll try for Mayor of Du...

2008-01-16T20:05:00.000Z

Winchester says:-
Perhaps he'll try for Mayor of Dundee if he's thrown out of London. Pack him off in a Dundee suitcase!"

No such position exists, Winchester! The term is "Provost" not "mayor."

Typical SE England ignorance-can't say i'm surprised though-par for the course!

May I suggest a bit of swift recycling? When the L...

2008-01-16T19:36:00.000Z

May I suggest a bit of swift recycling? When the Londonista propaganda sheet falls onto your doormat, swiftly pin it up on the toilet wall and use it to wipe your arse on.

That's if you can bear having the great man's organ anywhere near your bumhole.

HovisI live in London. I receive between 3 and 6 c...

2008-01-16T12:14:00.000Z

Hovis

I live in London. I receive between 3 and 6 copies of the highly glossy propaganda rag every year. All addressed in my own name, delivered on the same day and all destined for the same bin.

Its hard to care for the welfare of people so determined to vote against their own personal interests. So why bother?

London's population voted for a Communist dictatorship. So a Communist dictatorship complete with its 'cult of the personality' viral propaganda, is what they now have.

So fuck them and the BBC, preferably ASAP.

The BBC makes the tens of millions KL spends very wisely on self promotion, and free economy destroying bullshit, look like relatively harmless small potatoes.

However if any of you lot think that Ken, or Kens policies are popular with London's poor people, think again, because you obviously don't know any.

Many have never even heard of him, still less trust anything politicians say, write, do, or promise to do anyway. Lets face it half at least of London's poor cant even read.

But as we should all know Socialists, especially ones like Ken are without prejudice of any kind.

They hate all of living humanity, with a passion, without exception.

Re GLA spokespersonStewart Hosie was TOLD by the p...

2008-01-16T11:09:00.000Z

Re GLA spokesperson

Stewart Hosie was TOLD by the people who publish this that up to 5,000 people in every postcode in the UK were sent this so what this anonymous person is saying is just not true. It might be of interest to MPs outwith London who all have to work in London, less so for MEPs although the argument may hold some water but what possible interest could Members of the Scottish Parliament or the Welsh Assembly have in it. Why send it to them. I also checked with 3 Londoners and none of them had ever heard of it so they dont receive it. I feel sorry for the Londoners who are paying for this nonsense.

In live in Wapping and have been receiving this sh...

2008-01-16T10:51:00.000Z

In live in Wapping and have been receiving this sh&t for years. It is complete garbage, full of stories along the lines of "Ken saved my children from certain death by removing anything remotely dangerous from their local playground" and similar crap. "The EastEnder" is another rag which seems to print pretty much the same thing, although most of it is in something other than English so I have no idea what misinformation it's spreading. Livingstone's tax-payer funded propaganda is a cancer that had pread throughout greater LondON (as Ken calls it).

We don't need or want a Mayor. City Hall should be nuked from orbit and its pathetic non-job inhbitants strung up from lamp-posts along the Mall.

GLA Spokesman you say: "No copies are sent to each...

2008-01-16T10:29:00.000Z

GLA Spokesman you say:
"No copies are sent to each postcode district in the UK. Like other publications of local authorities, the Londoner is sent to every household in the area covered by the Greater London Authority – that is Greater London. "

It may be factually true that they are not sent to each postcode district in the UK. They are however distributed outside the Greater London area. You are provably a LIAR. Why should we believe anything else that you say? How come it is your job to spread untruths at public expense?

What evidence you may ask? I live in Surrey, near Reigate. Definitely NOT part the GLA, would be and receive your propagandist drivel regularly.

You might like to know the facts about the Londone...

2008-01-16T09:43:00.000Z

You might like to know the facts about the Londoner that GLA Spokesperson did not want to share with you.

It is costing £2.8 million in the current financial year. This is paid for by extorting levies from the GLA bodies in return for which they get advertising space. Transport for London have to pay £1.5 million and the London Development Agency has to pay £500K. Even the Metropolitan Police, who should probably be concentrating on stopping teenagers being stabbed to death, have to pay £250K. The net cost of the Mayor's self-promotion to the Greater London Authority is therefore only £550K.

It is notable that the Fire Brigade (LFEPA) pays nothing. It is no coincidence that the Mayor has been complaining about LFEPA's governance. In other words he chafes that he does not control it. They told him to get stuffed when he asked for a contribution to the Londoner.

PS I live in Ealing and have not seen a copy for some months.

livingstone is calling on the Polish to vote him b...

2008-01-16T09:06:00.000Z

livingstone is calling on the Polish to vote him back in!

how many here are aware that the newly arrived unlimited European citizens - not British! can vote and influence our politics?

who remembers voting for this massive political change - no one, who remembers voting to have our boarders scrapped? - no one and you tories still think Britain will survive as a country with the EU and that political desent will be alowed once they have us in the bag! - think again,

they have you by the balls democracy is about to die in Europe and you Tories havent even realised it yet - quite pathetic really.

what will you tell your children when democracy and free speech is gone?

I have little sympathy for the plight of london or...

2008-01-16T09:05:00.000Z

I have little sympathy for the plight of london or londoners.

it is a shit hole worth avoiding.

90% of the knobs in the UK live there. The other 10% want to live there.

We hear far too much about it fee of charge.

100% out of london don't give a flying fuck who is mayor.

End of!

oh dear oh dearFootsie below 6000 this morningCiti...

2008-01-16T08:25:00.000Z

oh dear oh dear

Footsie below 6000 this morning
Citigroup loses 10bn
US consumers stop spending
US tipping into recession
UK property market collapsing according to RICS survey
Spanish inflation at 12 year high
Inflation up everywhere
growth slowing in Asia and China espeially
Nrock about to be nationalised

goodbye gordo you economic genius

Red despot spotter - I too saw Richard Shepherd's ...

2008-01-16T08:21:00.000Z

Red despot spotter - I too saw Richard Shepherd's speech on TV and I had to stand and applaud, even if Gorbals Mick cut him short. A true public servant, in stark contrast to the sulking, pouting Andy Burnham on the government benches, who appeared to be trying to retract his head into the space between his shoulders. I'm sure Burnham will get a good stiff talking to from the Supreme Leader. As for the adjournment debate, it was pure comedy worthy of a Bafta.

I live in Lambeth and have never received The Lond...

2008-01-16T08:18:00.000Z

I live in Lambeth and have never received The Londoner.

I reckon an earlier poster is right - the GLA might be being ripped off by the distributors. It wouldn't surprise me one bit if the distributor is some sort of left-wing pseudo company with few contracts from private companies.

Either way, I don't give a monkeys. I don't want Ken's distortions through my letterbox: his press staffers, as evidenced on this very thread, are thick.

I see the Sun is reporting that Hains department h...

2008-01-16T08:15:00.000Z

I see the Sun is reporting that Hains department has issued 896,000 national insurance numbers to non-EU nationals when ONLY 275,000 work permits have been issued.

Hains inability to count seems to indicate that 600,000 illegal workers are now operating in this country with their employers thinking they are legal (for which of course the employers are liable for fines and imprisonment etc)

No ifs No buts - you are a prize orange bellend

Monkey,Your analysis is matched only by your spell...

2008-01-16T08:13:00.000Z

Monkey,

Your analysis is matched only by your spelling. This story came from the SNP. The clue is in "The SNP's Dundee East MP Stewart Hosie reckons.." Doh!

My mate reckons Ken was in a fracas with his wife ...

2008-01-16T07:48:00.000Z

My mate reckons Ken was in a fracas with his wife some years ago. I am not so sure. I think he had an argument with his wife / partner, and someone stepped in and ended up "tumbling" down the stairs.

Can anyone remember the details?

The clerk from the GLA says:"More than three times...

2008-01-16T07:33:00.000Z

The clerk from the GLA says:

"More than three times more residents of the capital say they want to receive their information about London government from the Londoner than, for example, from the Evening Standard."

Yes Knob-head, they "say" they want it. But of they had to pay 50p for the propaganda you wouldn't sell a thousand copies. The Standard's circulation, in contrast, is all paid for by people putting their money where their mouth is. Your GLA shit is forced on us through the tax system.

You think you are smart, but you are ignoarnt. Specifically, you are ignorant of the superiority of teh free-market system, and you are ignorant of history (don't you know that courts throughout the ages have had clerks willing to tell teh king that his coat looks beautiful: if you knew that, and you had any self respect, you would get your self a proper job.)

As for Lee Grasper, I say: Get back inside your Tom Wolfe novel, when you came!

I see gaysnotter is briefing against mervyn alread...

2008-01-16T05:46:00.000Z

I see gaysnotter is briefing against mervyn already he has one of his lackys blame him for NR wot a cunt.

cassandra,I was not aware that cars that emit less...

2008-01-16T03:33:00.000Z

cassandra,

I was not aware that cars that emit less plantfood (CO2) also take up less space on the road and therefore lessen congestion.

True stories about Ken told to me by Labour suppor...

2008-01-16T01:09:00.000Z

True stories about Ken told to me by Labour supporters.

1. The party incident. Ken got pissed at the infamous North London party and fell asleep. He woke up and wandered back into the party and thought his pregnant girlfriend had been smoking. Ken is very anti-smoking so, quite reasonably, kicked Emma in the belly. He was dragged outside by younger men and then tried to fight his way back into the party and in doing so, managed to push the chap from the Standard (Emma's friend) off the steps. He fell 12ft into a concrete basement.
This story was told to me by somebody at the party, the day after it happened.

2. He is no stranger to the medicinal nip and has, while mayor, had to 'miss' afternoon meetings due to 'diary pressures'.

3. Mother of the Livingstone children, Emma is his office manager and - when her P45 was leaked 4 years ago - was earning just short of six figures. Wonder if she's still there? And wonder how many candidates she had to beat off for the job?

4. After criticising David Cameron for wanting to send young Nancy across Kensington to a church school, news reached Fleet Street that Red Ken had bought Emma a Toyota Prius which was used to shuttle the babes to a smart nursery completely unadjacent to Cricklewood.

Fleet Street checked the story but it remained unpublished because the editor 'wouldn't touch a story involving children'.

Ken has now hired an orthodox Jewish nanny to both cut out the embarrasingly upmarket daycare and make up with the Jewish voters.

Oh, and one more thing GLA spokeslefty. There's a chap in TFL who is now leaking to press. We have the date for the introduction of the TAG and Beacon C-charging under the new IBM contract. We also have details on the roll-out of mass tolling on most of London's A-roads.

Don't think this won't break ahead of the election and inflame Zones 3-6.

Hello, is that Andrew Gilligan........?

Gold is at a record high but our gold reserves hav...

2008-01-16T00:14:00.000Z

Gold is at a record high but our gold reserves have been sold

FTSE down 190 points

£ at record low against the euro

Northern Rock about to be nationalised

EDF gas prices up 12.9%

Council 'workers' have submitted a 6% pay demand

WHERE'S GORDON?

its finally dawned on you that boris hasnt a chanc...

2008-01-15T23:57:00.000Z

its finally dawned on you that boris hasnt a chance.

so out comes the Andy Cauloson inspired smire machine.

How is the Coleshill campaigning Service these days Guido

well for those of you who missed the european comm...

2008-01-15T23:52:00.000Z

well for those of you who missed the european communties finace bill readings, the red despot spotters role of honour (for what its worth) goes to

philip hammond for not only making simon syphon complain to the speaker about being humiliated, but for delivering the withering lines "after ten years will this goverment be remeberd for wasted money, broken promises and incompetent goverment"

andy burnham used his time to waffle splutter and did not elude to the cost balances that this debate was supposed to explore , crackerberries on the near empty labour bench and bits of paper kept being passed to him as he struggled with a subject he didnt seem to understand the finacial aspects of.

others of honour
peter lilly
john redwood
peter bone
pat cash
and i nearly wept my self at richard shepards speaking.

i even thought dr cable (who is pro europe) highlighted that there is somthing wrong with using stealth to get somthing through parliment that affects every person in the uk .

as was pointed out the sums of money are huge it will be £1.9bn per annum and rachet up , at at time when fiscal necessesities are on us.

the bill got through , but was not financially explained nor the question answered that MRs Thatchers rebate had been eroded resulting in a deal that it was unclear if the british interest had achieved value for the tax payer .

andy burnham did not offer the debate nor could he , the tory back benches at least articulated burnham obfuscated .

peter hains woes were being downplayed , not as bad as thought , really i beg to differ.

camerons chopper gate is not really a story , helicopter flight from 2005 i ask you, but at least he seems to want to be clean, hain just goes off radar .

bronski beat evanomics offered a slight improvement, but still looks like light entertainment .

pen at the ready on thurs mr maguire i hope , if you are reporter that is

word verifcation hainpantsonfire

Gordon Brown killed Hain's political career stone ...

2008-01-15T23:44:00.000Z

Gordon Brown killed Hain's political career stone dead in an ITV interview tonight, repeated on Newsnight, when he said that Hain wasn't corrupt but that he was "incompetent".

It's also all over the front page of tomorrow's Brownite Daily Mail just to rub Hain's nose in it.

Tango man is dead in the water.

English lib front said:_Oi scotchman anonymous @ 7...

2008-01-15T23:28:00.000Z

English lib front said:_

Oi scotchman anonymous @ 7:42 what 45govt said at 8.50. You get around don't you? I've noticed your cheeky porridge wag line and use of the word sassenachs at a few other blogs lately. Are you a horrible scotch MP or just a horrible scotch troll? Go and toss a caber you caber tosser! You're inciting our hatred of you which is against McStalin's law."

Obviously touched a raw nerve, sassenach?
Truth hurts, eh?