Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: +++ MING IS ALIVE +++

I keep sticking my ear trumpet in the wrong ear to...

2007-12-19T23:04:00.000Z

I keep sticking my ear trumpet in the wrong ear too...

I blame these longlife lightbulbs

bless you my child anyway...

Are you losing your sight as well as your facultie...

2007-12-19T22:34:00.000Z

Are you losing your sight as well as your faculties then, dear?

LJ...Hard to tell in this light, dear

2007-12-19T22:03:00.000Z

LJ...

Hard to tell in this light, dear

Insolent 'girl' knobbers.. but I forgive you too;-...

2007-12-19T21:50:00.000Z

Insolent 'girl' knobbers.. but I forgive you too;-)

LJ said... Pope knob head,Get a grip, a job, leave...

2007-12-19T20:59:00.000Z

LJ said...
Pope knob head,
Get a grip, a job, leave the kiddies alone and go to bed already.

What an insolent little fellow you are...

but I forgive you

Pope knob head,Get a grip, a job, leave the kiddie...

2007-12-19T20:44:00.000Z

Pope knob head,
Get a grip, a job, leave the kiddies alone and go to bed already.

Anonymous 8.11 pm said... "northern monkey: Except...

2007-12-19T14:35:00.000Z

Anonymous 8.11 pm said...
"northern monkey: Except, that the Association acted entirely properly.
It would be like recieving the wrong mail from the postman, contacting the post office informing them immediatly, and returning the post."

Not true. Flashman's constituency part banked the money and informed the regulators of the donations. It was the regulators who checked the records and found that the donors/donations were illegal.

Oh, and Gary, your idols are not going to waste th...

2007-12-19T12:53:00.000Z

Oh, and Gary, your idols are not going to waste the asylum seekers' votes in a rock-solid Tory constituency, they'll be saved for the marginals where the Asians haven't got a lock on the postal votes.

knobhead.I'd delete the papal reference if I were ...

2007-12-19T12:52:00.000Z

knobhead.

I'd delete the papal reference if I were you. Knobhead is so much more descriptive of your abilities.

Gary you braindead cunt, if you are a socialist, w...

2007-12-19T12:50:00.000Z

Gary you braindead cunt, if you are a socialist, what are you doing supporting Gay Gordo and his money loving bunch of thieves?

A Socialist may be a waste of a good pair of trous...

2007-12-19T12:45:00.000Z

A Socialist may be a waste of a good pair of trousers, but as a Socialist, I'm still puzzled how many asylum seekers it would take to fill up,Blenheim Palace.

We've already fucked Lord Knob off and his foxhunting cuntbags, so we are becoming restless

If anyone has an answer to this lack of housing problem, could they let me know.

Gary

Oh, and dennis....I followed the link you so thoug...

2007-12-19T11:39:00.000Z

Oh, and dennis....

I followed the link you so thoughtfully provided

I AM SOOOOOOOOOOO IMPRESSED!!!!!!

And her a lady too!!! :-O

I'm tugging my foreskin - sorry forelock - here

glad to see the art of drivelling servility is not (quite) dead

papal blessings all round

Oh goody....I'm really rattling the cages of some ...

2007-12-19T11:17:00.000Z

Oh goody....

I'm really rattling the cages of some prime practitioners of the autoerotic arts!

As regards Clegg, it can't be too long before Labour MPs conclude that the gravy rain is going to run into the buffers if they don't get shot of Brown sharpish. Then Miliband is inevitably elected as labour leader.

Result: a 'choice' between three fortysomething, supposedly telegenic vacuities.

Oh good.

Can't wait.

Bless you my children..

"Mr Livingstone said that because Mr Jasper was on...

2007-12-19T10:55:00.000Z

"Mr Livingstone said that because Mr Jasper was one of the two "political appointments" he had been allowed to make without a formal job advert or reference to the candidate's ability, Mr Jasper had no power to direct other staff."

Hmmm, so Red Ken had just two political appointments to make and he decided that one of them just had to be Lee Jasper. I wonder why?

DennisYou and Lady Jane and others are too kind; ...

2007-12-19T10:53:00.000Z

Dennis

You and Lady Jane and others are too kind; the order-order blog, the blogosphere itself, is work of many, not least of GF himself. Great Polish anarchist Saint Augustine preached: what else is righteous anger, but the word of God? The blogworld gives voice to many, whom the slags in parliament, newspaper proprietors, poxed-up columnists, and the fucking unspeakable BBC would suppress.

Worlds, they rise and fall; stars, they glow and fade; but is true, the need for plumber remain.

Otherwise everybody up to their neck in shit, innit?

ps Dennis, LJ, EK, TT, AJ, Casandra, Woman on Raft, Man in shed,Man in shitbag, Man on bus, Julian, MM, rds, 45, GF and all other friends:

Almost at the end of the thread of the last cartoon - Gordon falling to bits- is a tour de force from:

DEBBIE, PA TO MR SCREWTAPE.

Is written in style of other bloke, a pastiche, innit. Is a warning that, just like everybody says on the Today programme - the Devil, as ever, is in the detail. It is a very rewarding five minutes. Although scare shit from plumber. It was posted at:

11.56 pm DECEMBER 17th

"A socialist is a waste of a good pair of trousers...

2007-12-19T10:03:00.000Z

"A socialist is a waste of a good pair of trousers."

But not a waste of 10 feet of rope. And a lamp post to hang 'em from.

harra sepp [9:23am]:"A socialist is a waste of a g...

2007-12-19T10:01:00.001Z

harra sepp [9:23am]:

"A socialist is a waste of a good pair of trousers."

Quote of the day - and it's only 10 o'clock.

Word verification: jsxsuqz

What a sad end to the career of Mervyn King as Ban...

2007-12-19T10:01:00.000Z

What a sad end to the career of Mervyn King as Bank of England governor. He has been comprehensively fitted up, humiliated and outflanked by Gordon Brown and will end up being blamed by the government for the economic meltdown coming next year.

Perhaps King should have done the decent thing and resigned after he was outvoted on that reckless interest rate cut in August 2005?

Whatever, his memoirs should make interesting reading.

Some useless info from Wiki on a useless ****.----...

2007-12-19T09:30:00.000Z

Some useless info from Wiki on a useless ****.
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His great-great-grandfather, the Russian nobleman Ignaty Zakrevsky, was Attorney General of Senate in Imperial Russia. Zakrevsky`s daughter, Alexandra Moullen was his great grandmother, and her daughter Baroness Kira von Engelhardt was his grandmother. His great-great aunt was the writer and suspected spy Baroness Moura Budberg-Bönningshausen (born Zakrevskaya) who was also the mistress of R. H. Bruce Lockhart, Maxim Gorky and H.G. Wells.

Nick Clegg is a distant cousin of the comedian and entertainer Barry Took.
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Does this makes him more interesting? NO

Tere from Eesti! I see Robbierotten sees educatio...

2007-12-19T09:23:00.000Z

Tere from Eesti! I see Robbierotten sees education level below Estonia as shameful (apologies accepted); we see it as something to aspire to. Our levels brought down by 1 in 3 of the population being drunken, stupid Vene (Russki), too stupid to find their way back over the border when the Red Army left in 1994. Look out for the Eesti, brains, beautiful women, Nordic efficiency, and speak English better after watching satellite TV than product of 11 years of UK state education. Limpdick Opic not a good representative - too much dilution of Eesti bloodline. Cameron would be too dangerously left wing for our tastes. As for British Labour Party, we have seen their like before - if you want to see the fruits of Labour, I can take you to see Soviet concrete slab estates and the KGB torture chambers. A socialist is a waste of a good pair of trousers.

Clegg will have as his advisor on issues affecting...

2007-12-19T09:18:00.000Z

Clegg will have as his advisor on issues affecting britain's yoof ("the Facebook Generation")none other than 59-yr-old(!) postmodern egghead Brian Eno (yes, ex-Roxy Music experimental muso/cultural manager). I knew next to nothing about Clegg before teatime but he sounds eminently shite.

R

Pope Knobhead, I suggest you come back when you to...

2007-12-19T08:58:00.001Z

Pope Knobhead, I suggest you come back when you too are acclaimed as a hero.

Consider yourself privileged that His U-Bendness even deigned to notice you.

And BTW, you are about as funny as the conceited little twit you obviously are.

Page 7 of this morning's Metro: Two Tory candidate...

2007-12-19T08:58:00.000Z

Page 7 of this morning's Metro: Two Tory candidates - Mark Garnier and Robin Walker - caught doctoring pictures.

Where are the words "scandal", "bent" and "crooked"?

Why isn't this story on the blog?

Clegg's the king!

What's up with Northern Monkey? Little state non-j...

2007-12-19T08:31:00.000Z

What's up with Northern Monkey? Little state non-job disappearing soon? State tit dried up?

Soon, little chimp, soon.

did gordon intervene in pougues lyric edit ??popek...

2007-12-19T00:56:00.000Z

did gordon intervene in pougues lyric edit ??

popeknobhead not a labour voter , it must be cleggs new troll blogg army firing up , to off set the early damage.

my appologies for assuming you were gary , but you do seem to be like him .

weve listed garys intrests as
1) pottery
2) liking the potters
3) only ever reading gordons book on courage, as his moral compass.
4) possible nick clegg voter if enough cans of super strength are on offer.
5) wanting to be known as a clever venoumous blogger

take your pick which of the above you think appeals the most.

stanislav
i missed the post discussion , i felt dirty watching political wanking going on infront of paxo.

i liked the smiles of his backers , david steel, baroness williams, paddy and kennedy.
i though huhne took it well , well just have to wait and see what a month of PMQs does .

it looks like johna points will have to start being awarded to all three leaders , now vince "make em wince" position is uncertain.

but so far mr clegg is just like milliband , i dont know where this cameron clone comes from , he used at least two tony blair lines.
cant help but feel weve been (or should that be bean) here before.

no attacks from gordo camp so take that as meaning hes socialist , i keep wondering why he didnt get re elcted as an MEP , did he lose or did he drop out ??