Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Watson Family Fortunes - Good News / Bad News

Did anyone see this on Burningourmoney..?PPS Small...

2008-04-09T12:14:00.000+01:00

Did anyone see this on Burningourmoney..?
PPS Small sleazy world news... Ann Keen MP, one half of Mr and Mrs expenses, ran Michael Martin's campaign for Speaker. She was one of his proposers, along with Peter Snape MP, who as Baron Snape of Trough has recently been so vociferous in defending MPs' right to keep their expenses hidden from taxpayers. The cause which is so very dear to Speaker and Mrs Martin. (If you missed Snape on Newsnight shaking with righteous indignation at MPs being forced to publish their expenses, you can see it here- 4.4.08 about half way in).

"she has decided not to stand again 'due to family...

2008-04-09T08:11:00.000+01:00

"she has decided not to stand again 'due to family commitments' "

Presumably her new family commitments are screwing a different group of taxpayers?

That family actually look like pigs too...amazing....

2008-04-09T01:04:00.000+01:00

That family actually look like pigs too...amazing.

transfattyacid wrote: "was Dan Waston supplied by ...

2008-04-08T23:28:00.000+01:00

transfattyacid wrote: "was Dan Waston supplied by central casting?"

I suspect that Dan Waist-ton was supplied via central eating...

There's obviously something drastically wrong with that whole family. I don't know how to tackle it in a kind way, but perhaps others here could suggest possibilities that might be workable.

God, you englandistanish are fucking ugly. What is...

2008-04-08T22:48:00.000+01:00

God, you englandistanish are fucking ugly. What is it with you lot and fat bastrds and birds who have huge fucking hooters? Dear christ, are any of your women shaggable? None of your fucking men are, that's for sure. Little wonder that the good people of Berwick want to join Scotland. You englsndistanish cunts rip them off too much.

Now, what are you cunts going to do when that-wonderful-nation-we-call-Scotland gives your fucking union the bum's rush? Who's gonna pay for your fucking olympics when we keep our oil to spend on ourselves? Whose gonna protect you the next tme a big bad german comes knocking at your door. Not us, that's for sure.

Go sink into oblivion you twats. Fucking delicious!

he has announced his candidacy on an open blog so ...

2008-04-08T21:37:00.000+01:00

he has announced his candidacy on an open blog so I have posted there any one else fancy a go moderation doesn't seem to be on at the moment

Half The Story said... "Anyone else find her stran...

2008-04-08T21:36:00.000+01:00

Half The Story said...
"Anyone else find her strangely attractive............"

Count me in.

Thatsnews said... "An anagram of Tom Watson's fami...

2008-04-08T21:35:00.000+01:00

Thatsnews said...
"An anagram of Tom Watson's family is: Flow, my moist Satan."

And an anagram of Thatsnews is 'newts shat"

was Dan Waston supplied by central casting?

2008-04-08T19:45:00.000+01:00

was Dan Waston supplied by central casting?

Half The Story said... Anyone else find her strang...

2008-04-08T19:01:00.000+01:00

Half The Story said...
Anyone else find her strangely attractive............

Get to fucking spec saver quick mate. Or turn gay!

more chins than a chinese security squad running r...

2008-04-08T18:40:00.000+01:00

more chins than a chinese security squad running round London beating people up and telling snotty where to go

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Anyone else find her strangely attractive............

2008-04-08T17:41:00.000+01:00

Anyone else find her strangely attractive............

Is there anyone in that family who aint a fucking ...

2008-04-08T17:36:00.000+01:00

Is there anyone in that family who aint a fucking minger!

"peter carter-fuck - what you got against the Inui...

2008-04-08T16:58:00.000+01:00

"peter carter-fuck - what you got against the Inuit? Would you like to eat that fat cunt, or Joanne?"

45 Govt:

I've nothing against Eskimos, they can use the fat cunt's blubber to grease their sledges for all I care, just so long as they promise to harpoon the fucker.

Excellent fun - you can "leave a reply" on Dan Wat...

2008-04-08T16:28:00.000+01:00

Excellent fun - you can "leave a reply" on Dan Watson's web page.

Well until it is moderated out of course !!

Well done you.

2008-04-08T15:58:00.000+01:00

Well done you.

So I left a comment on Desperate Dan's 'blog' aski...

2008-04-08T15:40:00.000+01:00

So I left a comment on Desperate Dan's 'blog' asking how many meetings he was intending to attend. Not published and no reply (yet). Have I offended him?

I really do hope so...

Not quite on topic, but having perverse tastes I j...

2008-04-08T15:32:00.000+01:00

Not quite on topic, but having perverse tastes I just looked at Yvette Cooper's website:
http://www.yvettecooper.com/

Take a look at the picture halfway down, under the headline "We have moved". Shows our sexy MP pretending to help her lackies move office, carrying a crate containing:
- 4 files, all empty (so much for listening to her constituents); and
- a kiddies' toy "red box" (so that she and hubby can play at being Chancellor?).

There's also something rather amusing on her Wiki page...

How about holding an annual 'Snout' award Guido? ...

2008-04-08T14:11:00.000+01:00

How about holding an annual 'Snout' award Guido? In fact perhaps there should be a number of 'Snout' awards: Most Shameless Male Snout, Most Shameless Female Snout, Most Shameless Snout Family, etc.

Who knows, the 'Snouts' could come to rival the Oscars.

Broadwaters is in the parliamentary constituency o...

2008-04-08T13:45:00.000+01:00

Broadwaters is in the parliamentary constituency of Doctor Richard Taylor and Labour hold 3 of the 42 Wyre Forest council seats.
The 3 seats in Broadwaters are held by 2 Independents and 1 Liberal.
Piggy Dan Watson must be serving time before he gets a better offer.

I have striven to serve my term to the best of my ...

2008-04-08T13:37:00.000+01:00

I have striven to serve my term to the best of my abilities and the money has come in handy. I never spoke at any of the meetings I attended so thought my non-attendance would be OK. It has been an honour to serve.

Dan says "As an elected representative, I believe it’s vital to make sure that you always put the interests of local people first, but only if I can spare the time from running the West Midlands office of Michael Cashman MEP".

Looks like your Blog has got another fine result G...

2008-04-08T12:59:00.000+01:00

Looks like your Blog has got another fine result Guido.

Hoorah that man

Sunday Mercury Headlines Apr 7

Councillor Joanna Watson urged to resign after attending just four meetings

The times, they are a changin'.But not fast enough...

2008-04-08T12:42:00.000+01:00

The times, they are a changin'.

But not fast enough.

An anagram of Tom Watson's family is: Flow, my moist Satan.

I thought it was a character from the League of Ge...

2008-04-08T12:40:00.000+01:00

I thought it was a character from the League of Gentlemen.

I worked at MoD Main Building during the tragicall...

2008-04-08T12:37:00.000+01:00

I worked at MoD Main Building during the tragically all too brief period that Tom was a Minister. Most amusingly, the dozy pass office didn't get him sorted out with a permanent pass the whole time he was there (about two months I think). Every day he had to go to the front desk and ask for a temporary pass ("Name?" "Tom Watson...I'm a Minister..." "You're a what, love?"). Still, at least they always trusted him with a green (unescorted) one.