Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Gordon Jinx Hits Manchester United

Mitch 9.20pmThat's below the belt dude.....still m...

2008-02-12T14:25:00.000Z

Mitch 9.20pm

That's below the belt dude.....still made me laugh though

Brown is as Scottish as Morris Dancing. He acts mo...

2008-02-12T12:06:00.000Z

Brown is as Scottish as Morris Dancing.

He acts more like an Englishman than a Scotsman, it's his effeminate manner you see.

You wouldn't catch us jocks surrendering to Iranians.... you English have no guts

He might have once or twice touched his wife and l...

2008-02-11T21:20:00.000Z

He might have once or twice touched his wife and look what fell out of that!!
the"mans" a jinx and we don't want him.

Prophecy the blues won

2008-02-11T20:58:00.000Z

Prophecy the blues won

I think Brown should become the Man Utd. mascot! S...

2008-02-11T19:44:00.000Z

I think Brown should become the Man Utd. mascot! Somebody start a Downing Street e-petition.

Thank fuck he's unlikely to turn up out hunting, w...

2008-02-11T17:39:00.000Z

Thank fuck he's unlikely to turn up out hunting, with his luck all the foxes would get mange.

First a bringer of debt, now a bringer of bad luck...

2008-02-11T17:08:00.000Z

First a bringer of debt, now a bringer of bad luck. We can't really blame him for the latter, but the former is something for which he should be ashamed.

Surely you mean Browis is good luck for man city, ...

2008-02-11T16:30:00.000Z

Surely you mean Browis is good luck for man city, arsenal and chelsea

I wonder if the Archcunt Williams The Church is an...

2008-02-11T16:16:00.000Z

I wonder if the Archcunt Williams The Church is an arsebandit too? He looks the part.

this new found fondness for sport is not just to s...

2008-02-11T15:57:00.000Z

this new found fondness for sport is not just to see Beckham.

It all stems from the PM seeing the over the top BBc coverage of Newcastle Utd recently.

A massively failing team is given a relaunch .

Fans are crying in the streets at the mention of the Messiah's name.. Hope is flowing, the seeds are sowing, the land is returning to a lush green once more..

Give me some of that says 'PM Brown'.

The spinmen didn't have the heart to tell him of the similarities
Of Kevin and Gordon ..

Had a commanding points lead but couldn't hang on to it..

Heavily criticised for bottling too many decisions.

Unsound at tactics.

Believing that one's own willpower and belief is enough to win through

Inadequate advisors.

Promoted to the ultimate post but in the end couldn't cope with it..

And

After all the hype of the New Messiah, things are actually just a little bit worse.

Come June 2009 expect to hear..

'WE ARE STILL FIGHTING FOR THIS. I WILL LOVE IT IF WE BEAT THEM..LOVE IT.'

@Elby the Beserk 2:25 PMJackie Milburn played his ...

2008-02-11T15:53:00.000Z

@Elby the Beserk 2:25 PM

Jackie Milburn played his last match for Newcastle United in 1957, Tony Bliar was born in 1953. So maybe he was sitting, in his pram.

Looks like Rowan Williams is a goner then, he has ...

2008-02-11T14:31:00.000Z

Looks like Rowan Williams is a goner then, he has Gordon's full support:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7238198.stm

I was at Old Trafford yesterday. Brown was roundly...

2008-02-11T14:25:00.000Z

I was at Old Trafford yesterday. Brown was roundly booed and barracked as soon as he showed his fat face and later there were a few chants of "Gordon is a moron" and "Gordon is a queer".

We don't want you at Old Trafford Gordon. Don't fucking well come back.

As a City fan, I can tell you we don't need any cu...

2008-02-11T13:07:00.001Z

As a City fan, I can tell you we don't need any cunting Gordon Cunting Brown to beat any Cunting Manchester Cunting United.

Is that clear?

@Ed said...

// How many sporting events did Blair go to in ten years? Hasn't Brown got anything better to do than get involved in the Premiership //

Mwahahah, Ed, you clearly don't remember Bliar telling us all how he used to sit at the Gallowgate End at the Toon to watch Jackie Milburn.

Gallowgate End was all standing until that bastard Lord Taylor got rid of the terraces.

So, another case of Bliar lying for effect.

Cunt.

it is a good sign for the blues. when will labour ...

2008-02-11T13:07:00.000Z

it is a good sign for the blues. when will labour admit that they cannot win an election with this fukin jonah in charge?

if he called off an election when 10%+ ahead in the polls because he was worried about losing what chance does he have now he is 5%+ behind?

face it, the next government will lead by DC.

Eamonn Holmes has a furnished flat up Gordons arse...

2008-02-11T13:06:00.000Z

Eamonn Holmes has a furnished flat up Gordons arse

Him and Crick brown nosing with Man U fig leaf

He's just given Williams the kiss of death.http://...

2008-02-11T12:58:00.000Z

He's just given Williams the kiss of death.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7238198.stm

Can't top that, Sambo. Well said. They are as irri...

2008-02-11T12:34:00.000Z

Can't top that, Sambo. Well said. They are as irritating as Aled "Chlamydia" Jones.

Not only did Brown put a jinx on my team but the m...

2008-02-11T12:32:00.000Z

Not only did Brown put a jinx on my team but the mincing great poof tried to tap me up for a blow-job in the gents bog at half-time.

What's worse, the lying slimebag is now putting it about that he's really a United fan. Well here's a message for you Gordo...

FUCK OFF WE DON'T WANT YOU!

God bless him and all who have rode him. Lets hope...

2008-02-11T12:26:00.000Z

God bless him and all who have rode him. Lets hope he becomes a fan of Man Ushited, they'll be relegated by easter.

Let's hope Jonah's support for Rowan "wanker" Will...

2008-02-11T12:24:00.001Z

Let's hope Jonah's support for Rowan "wanker" Williams works its magic.

The Scottish Prime-Minister backs Rowan Williams -...

2008-02-11T12:24:00.000Z

The Scottish Prime-Minister backs Rowan Williams - his is done for !

Eammon Homes was sucking Brown's cock on Radio 5 L...

2008-02-11T12:21:00.000Z

Eammon Homes was sucking Brown's cock on Radio 5 Live on Saturday morning. Something about how he's a real man and loves sport, and doesn't like to butt fuck the Milipede brothers when they are dressed as St Trinians schoolgirls. I didn't need to listen to it though, I already know our Prime Minister is a macho stud who would never let Ed Balls fist fuck him. We all know that surely?

Anyhow, the pie fiend Holmes got his just reward when the Brown jinx fell upon his beloved United. When will people learn that everything Brown touches turns, literally and figuratively, to shit?

Re Molesworth link to the Sunday MirrorQuote "The ...

2008-02-11T12:20:00.000Z

Re Molesworth link to the Sunday Mirror

Quote "The PM praised the Italian's hardline regime for players from the national squad. And he called for the team captain to be held responsible for ill-discipline by team-mates on the field.
Mr Brown said fans had a right to expect footballers to be well disciplined on and off the pitch and to act as good role models."

What a hypocrite.

When it comes to politicians and government ministers in particular it's seems to be a case of "get yer snouts in the trough before we all git kicked out".

Perhaps if the politicians showed some integrity, discipline and acted as good role models themselves, the moral decline in this country may stop.

It was the thought that he might want to join the ...

2008-02-11T12:07:00.000Z

It was the thought that he might want to join the team in the after match showers that distracted the Manchester United players!