tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post422488925204600152..comments2008-04-04T19:12:48.776+01:00Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Halls of Residence for MPs?Guido Fawkeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15091277669318213298noreply@blogger.comBlogger72125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-48818285363353264832008-04-04T19:12:00.000+01:002008-04-04T19:12:00.000+01:00stanislav, I think maybe you should spend less tim...stanislav, I think maybe you should spend less time on here and more time with your therapist. <BR/><BR/>The fact is, you get what you pay for. Let's halve the number of MPs and double their pay, and at the same time make the punishments for breaking rules regarding expenses very harsh and the issue of expenses totally transparent. <BR/><BR/>I'm not saying that no MP would ever cheat the system again, but ut would make it much more difficult and it would be easier to attract a higher calibre of individual to politics.<BR/><BR/>By the way, I understand that people come on this site to corruption in politics unearthed, but the sheer hatred for MPs expressed by some people on here only makes them look like bigger idiots than they think MPs are. May I suggest that if you want to live in a country without MPs you go and live in a dictatorship. You won't be able to express your extremely constructive views on blogs anymore of course, but I'm sure that's a small price to pay for being rid of parliamentary democracy.Me vs Maradona vs Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15168821199391316159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-2956874305915057782008-04-03T19:50:00.000+01:002008-04-03T19:50:00.000+01:00Wow, lesbian rape. How do they do that then ? Is i...Wow, lesbian rape. How do they do that then ? Is it with dildos or do they get a bloke in to help, do the raping part, one of Dave and Boris's Bullingham chaps, perhaps. Seems very exotic at Oxbridge. No wonder they make such a fuck-up of running the country, if that's the sort of thing that goes on.stanislavnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-16634501269029585972008-04-03T19:14:00.000+01:002008-04-03T19:14:00.000+01:00Speaking as a former Petrean I feel that I should ...Speaking as a former Petrean I feel that I should set the matters straight. I do recall some of the fellows' dinners and the ensuing joyful renderings of such timeless classics as "Ich hat ein kamerad" and "Horst Wessel Lied" (funny, how I never recall them singing any British songs) with a number of fellows (no names mentioned chaps) wistfully raising their right hands in remembrance of authoritarian times long gone. Certainly there must have been an amount of "the nameless love" exchanges at Peterhouse but I'm pretty sure that there was not much more and undoubtedly certainly less than you might find at certain other well-known Cambridge and Oxford colleges. <BR/><BR/>I do, for example, very clearly recall a number of very public scandals involving lesbian rape allegations at Newnham in times past.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-66995741603107283922008-04-03T18:44:00.000+01:002008-04-03T18:44:00.000+01:00In the meanwhile, what about the mortgages and fur...In the meanwhile, what about the mortgages and furnishings for the second house/flat? <BR/><BR/>Shouldn't the taxpayer receive some of the 'profit' made on a second home once the MP resigns or loses his or her seat?<BR/><BR/>Shouldn't we end up with a warehouse full of second hand John Lewis furniture and gadgets which can be reused for incoming MPs?<BR/><BR/>If not then surely the MPs have received taxable benefits rather than expenses?DiscoveredJoyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05300239909689336895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-38952151882480695302008-04-03T17:45:00.000+01:002008-04-03T17:45:00.000+01:00You are right about Peterhouse Coll - most of the ...You are right about Peterhouse Coll - most of the dons were 'suspect'. In the candle-lit Senior Combination Room after Formal Hall, one took care not to bend over to pick up anything dropped on the floor.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-58665381244903351862008-04-03T17:15:00.000+01:002008-04-03T17:15:00.000+01:00grimer,We had them; they were called Workhouses. S...grimer,<BR/><BR/>We had them; they were called Workhouses. Sounds like a good idea.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-44869824603102263082008-04-03T16:43:00.000+01:002008-04-03T16:43:00.000+01:00This thought occurred to me a few weeks ago, but w...This thought occurred to me a few weeks ago, but with relation to young single mothers. <BR/><BR/>Rather than rewarding them with a council flat and cash, build a 'travel lodge' and move them all in there. You could have Social Services onsite, education for both child and mother, *single beds*, no male guests, curfew, etc. <BR/><BR/>Let's face it, they are dependent upon the Tax Payer, so we should call the shots... <BR/><BR/>I think that could be a vote winner!Grimernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-53054701332864012192008-04-03T16:27:00.000+01:002008-04-03T16:27:00.000+01:00Stanislav,Brilliant!! To me, you are a verbal Bank...Stanislav,<BR/><BR/>Brilliant!! To me, you are a verbal Banksyesque graffiti artist ......keep 'em coming!Caractacusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-43884974427100758102008-04-03T15:54:00.000+01:002008-04-03T15:54:00.000+01:00Many horrible and right horrible cunts use their m...Many horrible and right horrible cunts use their membership of the commons simply and shamelessly as a conduit to more lucrative employment which they would otherwise never have obtained; why on earth should we pay the housing costs of the vice president of British American Tobacco, Mr Trombone Clarke ? Or of twittering spit-flecked, know it all gabshite Mr Gove, employed by Mr Murdoch and the BBC; or of Mr Pussy Galloway, newspaper columnist, radio presenter, showbiz rent-a-clown and BBC regular, or of Mr Foetus Haig, notorious for his cack-handed leadershuip of the Tories and now earning a fortune entertaining social climbers and the very easily amused. Former unemployed pot-smoking layabout Mr Milburn, flogs his health department contacts to PharmaCorp, his seedy, grandiose, bombastic memoirs to all comers. All of these greedy fuckpig cocksucking thieving shitbag hypocrites owe their enrichment to their election to the house and their subsequent brazen neglect and abandonment of their duties in favour of sinecures more lucrative; showing up when it suits them. No wonder they all stood and applauded Blair as he went off to collect his extra-parliamentary remuneration from Uncle Sam's war machine.<BR/><BR/> Who in their right mind would give a flying fuck for what babbling lardmountain Diane Abbot had to say on any subject under the sun, yet her membership of the house gets her aboard the BBC gravytrain and into the 'papers.<BR/><BR/>Shit-eating moron above - maradona or somesuch - would claim that MPs need to do other jobs in order to make them better MPs, tell that to the nurse, you fucking imbecile, when she leaves you mid-op, I'm just off to another job; or the teacher, back next month kids, amuse yourselves, make sure they keep on paying my cheque in, and my exes, don't forget mu exes.<BR/><BR/>The idea that I should pay a brass farthing to house these fucking whores, charlatans, pissheads shit-eaters, freaks and degenerates who don't even turn up for work is absolutely outrageous.<BR/><BR/>Never mind housing, what they need is Up Against The Wall MotherFuckers.stanislavnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-51839514277702495912008-04-03T15:15:00.000+01:002008-04-03T15:15:00.000+01:00"You can't treat our MPs like boarding school kids..."You can't treat our MPs like boarding school kids and still expect to attract to politics individuals of the calibre you and every other voter expects."<BR/><BR/>What, as opposed to the cunts we've got now do you mean?peter carter-fucknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-27685402949177716662008-04-03T15:07:00.000+01:002008-04-03T15:07:00.000+01:00Paying MPs bucketloads of cash hasn't succeeded in...Paying MPs bucketloads of cash hasn't succeeded in attracting many people to the Labour benches with brains or integrity so perhaps we should try paying them bugger all and see if the quality improves. The extravagant lifestyle they've got at the moment has attracted an above average number of greedy fools and charlatans.Desperate Dannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-6952086972126520142008-04-03T13:50:00.000+01:002008-04-03T13:50:00.000+01:00I like a lot of your ideas and chasing up of corru...I like a lot of your ideas and chasing up of corrupt MPs Guido, but this is nonsense. You can't treat our MPs like boarding school kids and still expect to attract to politics individuals of the calibre you and every other voter expects.Me vs Maradona vs Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15168821199391316159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-64409176876360341892008-04-03T13:12:00.000+01:002008-04-03T13:12:00.000+01:00can you imagine the rise in the crime levels in th...can you imagine the rise in the crime levels in the local area surrounding these proposed halls of residence were it to happen? Fraud up 1,000% perhaps.... doesn't bear thinking about.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-12315192179905785082008-04-03T12:41:00.000+01:002008-04-03T12:41:00.000+01:00Ho-yuss. Get all the rascals corralled in one pla...Ho-yuss. Get all the rascals corralled in one place. Then get someone generous like Jeffrey Archer to throw a lavish party, which all the hypocrites will attend [while deriding their host]. Cue the suicide bombers. Then, once the rats and crows have finished feasting on the carrion, re-populate the Commons with people who are not quite no nakedly riding the gravy-train. Job's a good 'un.<BR/><BR/>[Yes, for some reason I'm feeling especially sour and angry today!]Albert M. Bankmentnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-91602622205683481422008-04-03T12:37:00.000+01:002008-04-03T12:37:00.000+01:00Fuck all this talk of housing them guido, where is...Fuck all this talk of housing them guido, where is your fucking fireworks? Off with their fucking heads and bollocks please, blow the fucking useless shower of shit up!<BR/><BR/>And do it bloody right this time!Westminster housing officernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-67723874938882010922008-04-03T12:34:00.000+01:002008-04-03T12:34:00.000+01:00Richard said... Anonymous (8:58) said:"However, th...Richard said... <BR/>Anonymous (8:58) said:<BR/>"However, this should go hand in hand with a huge increase in MP's salery"<BR/>Bollocks.<BR/>MPs should get paid whatever their average income was in the 3 years before they were elected.<BR/>That way if someone competent gives up their well-paid job to be an MP, they will be compensated. But we will have no more of the unemployably useless trying to enrich themselves by seeking office.<BR/>12:07 PM, April 03, 2008<BR/><BR/><BR/>Richard, you just came up with the perfect and fair solution! thank you.<BR/><BR/>Why do I somehow not see this happening?the MP wage debate has reached it`s conclusionnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-68319015207793401712008-04-03T12:32:00.000+01:002008-04-03T12:32:00.000+01:00gary elsby http://66.102.9.104/search?q=cache:b_Y2...gary elsby <BR/><BR/>http://66.102.9.104/search?q=cache:b_Y2db_ZOGIJ:www.stoke.gov.uk/ccm/cms-service/download/asset/%3Fasset_id%3D1469608+%22Gary+elsby%22&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=20&gl=uk<BR/><BR/>scroll down to page 6.......<BR/><BR/>it's all on the net so anyone can write to him........<BR/><BR/>just love foiAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-30786798454265014272008-04-03T12:22:00.000+01:002008-04-03T12:22:00.000+01:00I've been punting this idea for about a year now. ...I've been punting this idea for about a year now. Not that I get any credit from the BBC. Bastards!<BR/><BR/>My preferred option would be to house the MPs in military barracks. Crown Estates or whoever would administer the facility would then be instructed only to maintain the MPs accomodation to the standard of the worst barracks used by soldiers. <BR/><BR/>At least then the army might get some decent accomodation.The Remittance Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13104149259707414863noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-7584443671991755732008-04-03T12:21:00.000+01:002008-04-03T12:21:00.000+01:00Mr Beast @ 11.19 - what have the Frogs done to you...Mr Beast @ 11.19 - what have the Frogs done to you sir? It would be far too close - transportation to the frozen North would be best as you can get more in the hulk if they're rigid members.45govthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10628604286051915366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-44680669709099941062008-04-03T12:14:00.000+01:002008-04-03T12:14:00.000+01:00I too (genuinly) know where Gary Elsby lives.I was...I too (genuinly) know where Gary Elsby lives.<BR/><BR/>I was his rock.<BR/><BR/>"Always remember Paul, the splendid view from the hill of Badderley Green" his dying words in a Parisian underpass.<BR/><BR/>But...my lips are sealed...maybe in the next book.paul burrellnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-23526113833761716062008-04-03T12:11:00.000+01:002008-04-03T12:11:00.000+01:00from the Daily Telegraph -Q: Mr Paddick - have you...from the Daily Telegraph -<BR/><BR/>Q: Mr Paddick - have you attended a ‘Common Purpose’ programme and if so, who paid the fee? I only ask because I have posed the same question to the other politicocelebs Macaroon, Boris, Shama Chakrabati from Liberty, and Nick Clegg of the LibDems. who have been invited here to answer questions. That they didn’t answer this question implies they have all attended a Common Purpose programme. Shall I expect your silence on the matter, too? <BR/><BR/>BP: I attended one two-day programme, funded by the police, but I have never been invited to any others. I think I was too much ‘my own man’ for them and was unconvinced by what they were trying to tell me.<BR/><BR/>So there you have it folks - the police (ie: we taxpayers) are funding top police officers to attend an ideological communist training course which is to be used against us!<BR/><BR/>a secret EU Communist society that if you do not sign up, your career is in trouble.<BR/><BR/>what the fuck have we been reduced to? and you wonder why we are governed by a shower of shit and why our country is to be enslaved by the globalists through the EUSSR! no doubt the fucking career polititian Conservatives are in on the act!<BR/><BR/>So which paper or heavywieght blog has the balls to get some freedom of information requests going and expose the whole corrupt stinking house of commons to the British people. <BR/><BR/>does this country still do heros with courage? or are the media also a part of this corrupt shitfest!the subversive communist elitenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-63915735649388702322008-04-03T12:07:00.000+01:002008-04-03T12:07:00.000+01:00Anonymous (8:58) said:"However, this should go han...Anonymous (8:58) said:<BR/><BR/>"However, this should go hand in hand with a huge increase in MP's salery"<BR/><BR/>Bollocks.<BR/><BR/>MPs should get paid whatever their average income was in the 3 years before they were elected.<BR/><BR/>That way if someone competent gives up their well-paid job to be an MP, they will be compensated. But we will have no more of the unemployably useless trying to enrich themselves by seeking office.Richardnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-72285378118590086372008-04-03T11:46:00.000+01:002008-04-03T11:46:00.000+01:00Cameron backs communists!this makes interesting re...Cameron backs communists!<BR/><BR/>this makes interesting reading according to this violent extreme left wing communist group which Ken Livingstone is head honcho - David Cameron is a supporter!<BR/><BR/>UAF supporters include:<BR/>Ken Livingstone<BR/>Tony Benn<BR/>Peter Hain MP<BR/>David Hanson MP<BR/>Adam Price MP<BR/>Barbara Follett MP<BR/>Diane Abbott MP<BR/>John Cryer MP<BR/>John Trickett MP<BR/>Keith Vaz MP<BR/>Peter Bottomley MP<BR/>Alice Mahon MP<BR/>Alan Meale MP<BR/>Ian Gibson MP<BR/>Sir Teddy Taylor MP<BR/>Harry Cohen MP<BR/>Betty Williams MP<BR/>Ken Purchase MP<BR/>Alistair Carmichael MP <BR/>Laura Moffatt MP<BR/>Peter Bradley MP <BR/>Vera Baird MP <BR/>Bill Etherington MP <BR/>Edward Garnier MP<BR/>Roger Berry MP<BR/>Angela Smith MP<BR/>Brian Iddon MP<BR/>Anthony Steen MP<BR/>Mike Hancock MP<BR/>Colin Pickthall MP<BR/>Clive Betts MP<BR/>Janet Anderson MP<BR/>Neil Gerrard MP<BR/>Jane Griffiths MP<BR/>Brian Donohue MP<BR/>Helen Clark MP<BR/>Terry Davis MP<BR/>Janet Dean MP<BR/>Adrian Bailey MP<BR/>David Cameron MP<BR/>Louise Ellman MP<BR/>Eric Illsley MP<BR/>Kelvin Hopkins MP<BR/>Ernie Ross MP<BR/>Rob Marris MP<BR/>Martin Caton MP<BR/>Jim Sheridan MP<BR/>Martin Jones MP<BR/>Paul Tyler MP<BR/>Colin Challen MP<BR/>David Wright MP<BR/>Rudi Vis MP<BR/>Tony Worthington MP<BR/>Derek Watts MP<BR/>Julie Morgan MP<BR/>Rev W Martin Smyth MP<BR/>Diana Organ MP<BR/>Doug Henderson MP<BR/>Barry Gardiner MP<BR/> <BR/>a communist anti democracy group whos supporters preach violence against young children as a anti democratic political tactic!<BR/><BR/>shame on you Cameron.Cameron backs violent communists!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-64936854323087447332008-04-03T11:34:00.000+01:002008-04-03T11:34:00.000+01:00Don't!Please, Don't!They might interbreed!Can you ...Don't!<BR/>Please, Don't!<BR/>They might interbreed!<BR/><BR/>Can you imagine: a huge, evil-smelling, ill-mannered, political hybrid with no self esteem or judgement could emerge...<BR/><BR/>And become Prime Minister.<BR/><BR/> HoddyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-54973776750621930212008-04-03T11:32:00.000+01:002008-04-03T11:32:00.000+01:00Plenty of arches down by the river, don't see why ...Plenty of arches down by the river, don't see why we should give these arseholes something decent.<BR/>Living like downandouts and tramps might give them some idea of life generally, and make them more receptive to the demands of their constituents.<BR/>See they now want a £23 grand pay rise to compensate for loss of perks. What a shower of cunts.Penfoldnoreply@blogger.com