Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Guido Now Available Offline on Amazon's Kindle

[Switches envy mode on] You can play Crysis on you...

2008-05-22T11:06:00.000+01:00

[Switches envy mode on] You can play Crysis on your laptop? Even my PC is struggling with that game and its got a 512Mb graphics card in it.

I'd be tempted to read your twitter feed, if there...

2008-05-22T01:23:00.000+01:00

I'd be tempted to read your twitter feed, if there was anything more on there than your RSS.

I use my Nokia E90 for pdfs - excellent. don't bo...

2008-05-21T14:51:00.000+01:00

I use my Nokia E90 for pdfs - excellent. don't bother shifting my notebook about with me now except for playing Crysis.

Bloody hell Guido, start thinking of us thick twat...

2008-05-21T13:08:00.000+01:00

Bloody hell Guido, start thinking of us thick twats more will you. Please. I mean, what the fuck does 'ubiquitous' mean? I aint got a degree or nothing!

Only probably is a lot of us like buying old books...

2008-05-21T11:39:00.000+01:00

Only probably is a lot of us like buying old books no longer in print that are unlikely to be converted.

Yes the Nokia N95 8GB is an excellent substitute f...

2008-05-21T11:29:00.000+01:00

Yes the Nokia N95 8GB is an excellent substitute for browsing and stuff when you are on the move. Don't know why I wasted £600 on a laptop, I've never taken it anywhere.

Apparently I need flashlite 3 to view Youporn but can't seem to find it anywhere.

Trouble is Kindle doesn't seem to take pdf files? ...

2008-05-21T11:27:00.000+01:00

Trouble is Kindle doesn't seem to take pdf files? Anyone know different?

As has been mentioned, this is a US device, which ...

2008-05-21T11:24:00.000+01:00

As has been mentioned, this is a US device, which they won't deliver to the UK and uses a data network which doesn't exist in the UK.

Jacqui Smith is getting her a*** whipped right now...

2008-05-21T11:19:00.000+01:00

Jacqui Smith is getting her a*** whipped right now live on News 24 by the Police Federation

Hmm, reminds me of the Apple Newton and looks just...

2008-05-21T10:47:00.000+01:00

Hmm, reminds me of the Apple Newton and looks just about as outdated now. Much better to have a PDF reader on an iPhone - at least that's one less item to lose on holiday, its a lot cheaper and you can look at some decent porn after browsing order-order.com ... oops.

These are OK for reading indoors but the backlight...

2008-05-21T10:45:00.000+01:00

These are OK for reading indoors but the backlight is absolutely CRAP and makes it almost impossible to read outdoors in sunlight.

Guido, your idea of reading on a beach, even under a tree, would not work.

...in front of Guido or behind...So take your pick...

2008-05-21T10:15:00.000+01:00

...in front of Guido or behind...

So take your pick: burped or farted at??

Carry on like this, Guido & you're going to have a...

2008-05-21T10:10:00.001+01:00

Carry on like this, Guido & you're going to have as much wedge as a Labour politician.

$399. Can Guido afford it?

2008-05-21T10:10:00.000+01:00

$399. Can Guido afford it?

I'd say its safer traveling in front of you than b...

2008-05-21T10:02:00.000+01:00

I'd say its safer traveling in front of you than behind you if you're driving pissed again

But can you wipe your arse on it?I keep a copy of ...

2008-05-21T09:49:00.000+01:00

But can you wipe your arse on it?

I keep a copy of Ambition by Julie Birchill specifically for that purpose. If I am pissing rusty water out of my arse after a curry, I keep a copy of the Koran.

Does Iain Dale sleep at Isle of Sky news he is alw...

2008-05-21T09:41:00.000+01:00

Does Iain Dale sleep at Isle of Sky news he is always there reviewing the papers poor soul

Are Kindles available in the UK now? I thought th...

2008-05-21T09:35:00.000+01:00

Are Kindles available in the UK now? I thought they were only available in the States.

Stephen Poliakoff (in Friends and Crocodiles) said...

2008-05-21T09:23:00.000+01:00

Stephen Poliakoff (in Friends and Crocodiles) said digital books would never take off, so he must be right.

I quite like accumulating books, and I certainly w...

2008-05-21T09:21:00.000+01:00

I quite like accumulating books, and I certainly wouldn't take an expensive piece of kit to a sandy beach.

If I want Guido I'll go to the internet caff!

Hmmm.Don't think I want to 'Twitter'.People who po...

2008-05-21T09:19:00.000+01:00

Hmmm.Don't think I want to 'Twitter'.People who post to blogs want to get something off their chests and feel a little self important while doing so.Doesn't fit with 'twittering'.Why didn't Timpson's campaign use:'Cobblers To Labour'?