Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: +++ Greens Select Candidate for Crewe & Nantwich +...

Oh, come on. It doesn't say "The Flying Brick" on ...

2008-05-12T18:30:00.000+01:00

Oh, come on. It doesn't say "The Flying Brick" on his Visa, does it? Honey, let's name our new son, "The Flying Brick" ... Why do returning officers allow that? It's not like his name is James, and it's Jim on the ballot paper.

Roy Chubby Brown - BRILLIANT.

2008-05-08T17:08:00.000+01:00

Roy Chubby Brown - BRILLIANT.

English Democrats ???? What use an English Parliam...

2008-05-08T17:02:00.000+01:00

English Democrats ???? What use an English Parliament if 90% of BRITISH Laws come from Brussels.

These Devolutionists just don't have the Intelligence do they.

They clutch at this Precious thing called Devolution like that Squirrel character with a nut from the Film Ice Age when all the while the EU Monster creeps up behind them.

I know Pantomine season is over but 'IT's BEHIND YOU !!!!!!'

Having said that I strongly suspect they are Govt run organisations designed to soak up the votes of Nationalist voters.
If these Parties were really Patriotic, they would Unite.
http://thewestminsternews.co.uk

Here is the full list of candidates: The Flying Br...

2008-05-08T14:39:00.000+01:00

Here is the full list of candidates:

The Flying Brick - The Official Monster Raving Loony Party

Tamsin Dunwoody - Labour

Gemma Garrett - Beauties for Britain

Mike Nattrass - UK Independence Party

David Roberts - English Democrats

Elizabeth Shenton - Liberal Democrats

Robert Smith - Green Party

Paul Thorogood - Cut Tax on Diesel and Petrol

Mark Walklate- No party declared

Wasn't he the lead singer with The Cure?

2008-05-08T08:31:00.000+01:00

Wasn't he the lead singer with The Cure?

Before too many silly comments about age come in, ...

2008-05-07T23:36:00.000+01:00

Before too many silly comments about age come in, perhaps you should read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Pitt_the_Younger

Or better still, William Hague's excellent biography.

Age is no barrier to sound judgement or a keen political mind (clearly however this young man has neither... the greens... I mean get a life).

Ms Whiplash the green goddess said..."GAW, you are...

2008-05-07T23:30:00.000+01:00

Ms Whiplash the green goddess said..."GAW, you are a very silly watermelon-obsessed little man, no doubt..."

Let that be a lesson to you, GAW. Flippant remarks are punishable by being bored nearly to death by lists of watermelons, together with one month on watermelonburgers, so there.

Personally I prefer seeds.

8:03pmgaw, you are a very silly watermelon-obsesse...

2008-05-07T20:53:00.000+01:00

8:03pm

gaw, you are a very silly watermelon-obsessed little man, no doubt...

Incorrect: not all watermelons are green-out/red-in cf. the YELLOW Watermelon, the Orangeglo, the Moon and Stars, the Cream of Saskatchewan, and the Melitopolski. These watermelons have a variety of flesh-colourations eg. yellow, orange and white. I deduce therefore that the membership of the Green party must also include Liberals, ODM (Kenya) affiliates, and BNP supporters. Get your facts straight. Be serious.

Greens are the watermelon party -green on the outs...

2008-05-07T20:03:00.000+01:00

Greens are the watermelon party -

green on the outside communist RED on thge inside.

Bogeyman says (5.31pm) "the Greens say you are wha...

2008-05-07T19:27:00.000+01:00

Bogeyman says (5.31pm) "the Greens say you are what you eat"

And so, to quote that most subtle of northern comedians Roy 'Chubby' Brown, "I must be a cunt".

oh and that other creepy cunt, james purnell, is a...

2008-05-07T19:15:00.000+01:00

oh and that other creepy cunt, james purnell, is another child-catcher lookalike.
why do so many new labour members look like nonces.

I think the LibLabCON better get used to other par...

2008-05-07T19:11:00.000+01:00

I think the LibLabCON better get used to other parties standing and taking a bloomin good share of voters. Tactical voting SHMACTICAL voting, better to vote for a party that REPRESENTS your views and to hell with the result consequences than to be a useful sheep, voting for parties that if you looked carefully at their manifestos would appal you.

And the more people vote for who they want the more pressure for more a more democratic pr system where everyone has someone in power to represent their views whether they be nationalist, liberal, green or communist.

Like everything these days people want more choice, we used to have 3 channel TV aswell as 3 party politics, now we haVE SCORES of niche channels to choose from, why should politics be any different?

it's a fucking freak show, isn't it.talking of fre...

2008-05-07T19:10:00.000+01:00

it's a fucking freak show, isn't it.
talking of freak shows; what's andy burnham's face all about. it looks like the end of his nose has been chopped off, what an ugly cunt!
note to burnham: excuse the pun, but whoever did your hare lip operation really stitched you up. you should do a no win no fee thing and sue the cunt.
ps wearing blusher and eye make up does not take people's attention away from your fucking weird nose.
it just makes you look creepy and nonce-like.
like the child catcher.

23? I've got shoes older than that.

2008-05-07T18:50:00.000+01:00

23? I've got shoes older than that.

Jasper wants to challenge Hooey: every time you th...

2008-05-07T18:30:00.000+01:00

Jasper wants to challenge Hooey: every time you think things can't get weirder in NuLab, you're wrong.

No-one's going to give a flying fuck about the gre...

2008-05-07T18:23:00.000+01:00

No-one's going to give a flying fuck about the greens - fascists.

Anyway, I thought the whole green thing had been cancelled for the next ten years.

Grasper says he is keen to stand as Labour MP for ...

2008-05-07T17:41:00.001+01:00

Grasper says he is keen to stand as Labour MP for Vauxhall to replace Kate Hoey when she defects to the Boris Party (thanks for the link, Guido).

The ES reports: "Mr Jasper, who quit after the Standard revealed he had sent sexually charged emails to a woman heading an organisation which received City Hall funds, said he wanted to help improve Londoners' lives."

How many Londoners would that be? A couple of dozen illegal minicab drivers?

Lee Jasper MP. Fukinell, has the greedy tosser no shame?

Not a good time to be a green, now that 'global wa...

2008-05-07T17:41:00.000+01:00

Not a good time to be a green, now that 'global warming' has gone into reverse! JD

Nope, I do not think Neo labour will win this. I ...

2008-05-07T17:40:00.000+01:00

Nope, I do not think Neo labour will win this. I think the Tories will. All they have to do is to fight a really good straightforward local campaign, properly resourced with good party workers and resist all spin and similar bollocks and they will walk it.

Greens say "you are what you eat". Since most are ...

2008-05-07T17:31:00.000+01:00

Greens say "you are what you eat". Since most are veggies, why don't we eat them?

How about a short stay in prison of you don't get ...

2008-05-07T17:29:00.000+01:00

How about a short stay in prison of you don't get over, say 5% of the votes. Should get people door knocking.

Is he a toff though?!

2008-05-07T17:26:00.000+01:00

Is he a toff though?!

GeoffH - You've obviously never tried to get a nom...

2008-05-07T17:10:00.000+01:00

GeoffH - You've obviously never tried to get a nomination paper completed within the few days between Notice of poll and Close of Nominations. It can't be done in advance (thanks to rolling registration) and just one of the 1,000 you propose making a mistake invalidates the whole shooting match. Think again ... and don't we all believe in a quaint notion called 'democracy'? My understanding is that even fringe parties have the same rights as 'mainstream' parties.

Ok so the Neo-Labour drone will win, but what does...

2008-05-07T17:02:00.000+01:00

Ok so the Neo-Labour drone will win, but what does it say about these vile people, that she is putting grieving for her mother on hold to ensure she gets to join the lobby fodder at Westminster?

My suspicion is that this'll eat away a bit at the...

2008-05-07T17:00:00.000+01:00

My suspicion is that this'll eat away a bit at the Lib Dem vote, which is only a good thing.