Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Blair is Getting £400,000 a Year in Expenses

God, I am always surprised these days that the ove...

2007-11-13T20:47:00.000Z

God, I am always surprised these days that the overburdened British taxpayers have any money left at all.

I'm in America at the moment, where, for all its faults, the current government at least recognises that low taxation is good, not evil.

Well somebody has to pay for his wife's hairdo and...

2007-11-13T20:25:00.000Z

Well somebody has to pay for his wife's hairdo and then there's always the mortgages...

We will pay particular attention to MRSA, cleanlin...

2007-11-13T19:42:00.000Z

We will pay particular attention to MRSA, cleanliness, food, parking and customer care.

Nice to see the hippocratic oath deals with the Mercedes before the patient.

Heh. Word Verification: 'urnext' - are they telling me something?

Honest. Stanislav not invent. I went to look, unbe...

2007-11-13T19:11:00.000Z

Honest. Stanislav not invent.

I went to look, unbelieving.

The page has several lines which can only have been written by Stanislav himself

* Think twice before visit

* Hospitals excellent

At the top of the page, the header grafts a portrait of a man wearing an NHS hard hat (what's all that about, then?) on to the torso of a lady nurse, whose bra you can see through her thin uniform.

So much for gender re-assignment surgery. They give you nice tits but leave you looking like David Dickinson interviewing the Village People.

I can see why anyone should think twice before visit - it is a horrible warning.

but god said it was okay to invade Iraq and kill a...

2007-11-13T18:40:00.000Z

but god said it was okay to invade Iraq and kill all the mussies there I remember bliar telling us on parkinson.
So no trial just buckets of free money to try and wash the blood off his hands.

B’Liar & Co. must be sent to trial in The Hague on...

2007-11-13T18:06:00.000Z

B’Liar & Co. must be sent to trial in The Hague only after they have been tried and hopefully executed for their crimes against the British people.

There must be none of this hanging lark either. B’Liar should suffer the same punishment as the original Guido Fawkes. It should be done in Parliament Square and shown on live prime time television.

Brownbadger said... "His Father,his Brown holiness...

2007-11-13T18:00:00.000Z

Brownbadger said...

"His Father,his Brown holiness virtually owned the village they lived in."

You are muddled.

Brown has never lived in a village.

Before she was married his mother lived in the village of Insch (28 miles from Aberdeen) where her father was a local Tory businessman (his company went bankrupt in 1990).

Let's be absolutely clear, Blair is a WAR CRIMINAL...

2007-11-13T17:46:00.000Z

Let's be absolutely clear, Blair is a WAR CRIMINAL. He and his entire cabinet should be sent for trial just as the Serbian leaders were and just as that shit Sadam was tried. Don't give me that only obeying orders crap either. It cut no ice at Nuremberg and we ain't wearing it now.
While you're at it you can string that free loading slack mouthed bitch up with piano wire.
Offices in Gaza are at a bargain basement rent, send the murdering bastard there.

65 next birthday........Gordon however is from goo...

2007-11-13T17:01:00.000Z

65 next birthday........
Gordon however is from good working stock, he's your man.

Bollocks. His Father,his Brown holiness virtually owned the village they lived in.

Brown was cock in his own dunghill.

He still wears the dunghill.

Encore.woman on a raft. Encore.ps Fuck me, bird 'f...

2007-11-13T16:53:00.000Z

Encore.woman on a raft. Encore.

ps Fuck me, bird 'flu now, as well as Alan Johnson's disease. Good job we have hereditary Plagues minister Rosemary Benn at the helm, as we slide back into Middle fucking Ages. Maybe Lady Sir Iain MachineGun Blair send merry men out, blast birds from sky with Hoekkler and Koch. At least do something useful with mad gunslinger psycho-cops. Maybe Tony Benn wrap-up warm in cardy, go out in field with flask of tea and shout at naughty bird, go away, I am old Labour. And vegetarian. Maybe Foetus Hague go and point finger.

On the bright side, though, a good outbreak of plague would clear out the old and the sick and the poor - although, thankfully, none of the establishment who will be inoculated up to their bollocks - and leave so much more money for houses of parliament pensions.

Leicester Royal Infirmary, flagship NewLabour disease pit, and employer of mad ventriloquist McCann, has a mission statement which says: Doesn't matter if our incompetent actions result in your death as you would have died eventually anyway. Honest. Stanislav not invent. The government could display real vision by adapting this to any outbreak of plague. Hard choices. Not come in Downing Street to be popular (just as fucking well, really, considering.)Trust me I am son of fucking Manse. Many must die in order that few remain rich. More joy in heaven over poor bastards flung in plague pit and cover-up with lime and forget about. May as well go now as hang around with arthritis, dribbling. Only die in hospital anyway, lungs fill up limbs drop off from AJD. Better off fucking dead, really. Not like us who is left behind to grow old and spend pension. At going down of sun and in morning will remember bird flu death millions. Age shall not wither. Maybe dig-up Bernard Matthews and give peerage for solve pension crisis. Lord Levy negotaite price with family, oi vay. Have Nagilah. Don't work Saturdays.

Stanislav go now in Tesco, buy whole stock of own brand Beechams Powder, come home, seal-up doors and window, not go out, not do plumbing job. Kill budgie.

Gordon however is from good working stock, he's yo...

2007-11-13T16:14:00.000Z

Gordon however is from good working stock, he's your man.

Aye, Gordon's mum could pull t'waggon uphill wi'is dad up on't portable lectern, wobblin' an a'frothin' fit t'call all yon sinners to the LORD.

An' there's wee Gordo dodgin' twixt th'old ladies all clutching their bosoms in one hand and a lavendar hanky in t'other, an' he's got a little velvet bag on a stick - like yon fishing net, only velvet - an' a bottle of smelling-salts what he waves under their noses, barely able to reach from under the overhang of their gigantic bomabazine frontages, like cliffs of soft black basalt, fit to crush an impressionable child. But wee Gordo's not to be gainsayed, though he fears the LORD, he pokes out 'is velvet net and catches every wee bawbie that falls int'it, like catching silver shrimps in't Morcambe Bay.

An' t'old ladies are crying "GOD bless ye vicar and yon son of the manse, for it is written that he who shall have the right relatives will find it much easier to present themselves as half-way decent thinkers even if they couldn't carry an argument in a bucket".

As a sign, it began to rain, and the weather turned inclement. As was their habitude, Gordon's MOTHER let the rope go, and his FATHER hurtled back down the HILL in to t'lectern tabernacle, having brought LIGHT to the public who had at last seen the miracle waggon they had not ever thought to set eyes on, unless it was the handcart to go to hell in.

"Well I never, just fancy that, aye oop, did you ever" they cried, barely noticing they were speaking in tongues, as has been prophesied when St Marketing had noticed that people believe a Scotch accent for no apparent reason, but cannae write enna lest o'er com shurra ghosta Mel Gibson och aye the noo.

Wee Gordo asked his Father saying "Pa, why do they mock us?" and his Father replied "Let them mock so long as they vote. Or not on the matter of EU treaties, which ever is the most expedient in the coming years. Where's yon velvet bag - you don't think the money comes from my sales of theological books, do you? Where's your mam, is she not back down t'hill yet, I need her to get some money from your Uncle Gordon, that bloody Tory has the gall to enslave the working classes and employ dozens of them on steady wages in the private sector. Always remember, Son, it is easier and cheaper to be compassionate on other peoples' dollars."

I just love thew way the left-wingers are trying t...

2007-11-13T15:29:00.000Z

I just love thew way the left-wingers are trying to support this twat. You just KNOW they must be PLP apparatchiks, defending the indefensible.

The first thing Labour did on gaining office was e...

2007-11-13T15:28:00.001Z

The first thing Labour did on gaining office was ensure that Jeffrey Archer did time being bullied in the most vicious prisons in the UK while refusing him a transfer to an open prison. His crime was perjury.
Perjury is pretty small beer compared to the crimes carried out by Blair, his cabinet colleagues and his financial backers.

There are a number of former ministers who are in ...

2007-11-13T15:28:00.000Z

There are a number of former ministers who are in receipt of bodyguards and armoured cars etc. because their involvement in NI or in other key parts of government have made them potential targets for terrorists. Fair enough. But this?????

Good ole Gordo putting thoudsands of disabled on t...

2007-11-13T14:43:00.000Z

Good ole Gordo putting thoudsands of disabled on the street by shutting Remploy oulets.
So much for equality.
As for B-Liar and his loot, let him take it, there will be a reckoning in the longer term...bring back Tyburn anyone?
St Tone will of course become the First Commissar and Dictator-General when the constitu-treaty comes into p(l)ay.
So lets not wait toooo long for our peasnats revolt.

Wonder what happens to Blair's mortgage and office...

2007-11-13T13:57:00.000Z

Wonder what happens to Blair's mortgage and office rent when Cameron gets passed the poisoned chalice in a couple of years. Hopefully George will financially cut the bastard off at the knees.

If Cameron is 'not short of a bob or two' that's b...

2007-11-13T13:45:00.000Z

If Cameron is 'not short of a bob or two' that's because he and his wife have earned it. Unlike the Blairs who have acquired piles of cash by abusing Tone's position of trust and the misappropriation of public funds. Cameron's money is honestly earned. Blair's money is dishonestly earned. Cameron is an honest man of integrity. Blair is a dishonest man with no integrity.

Joe BassNow don't be silly. Of course there is a c...

2007-11-13T12:49:00.000Z

Joe Bass

Now don't be silly. Of course there is a connection. Of course we will never be told. Who do you think the BBC is working for? Not us I hope.

18 Doughty Street appears to be up and running sti...

2007-11-13T12:09:00.000Z

18 Doughty Street appears to be up and running still.

Is there a connection between B.Liars nine bob not...

2007-11-13T12:02:00.000Z

Is there a connection between B.Liars nine bob note in Europe, China's soft trade scam in Europe and B.Liars 500,000 nine bob notes..............................I think we should be told.

Let it go, he's gone, now it's your turn to start ...

2007-11-13T11:59:00.000Z

Let it go, he's gone, now it's your turn to start panning Cameroon, you know you want too. The posh plonker gets more Blair like by the bloody day. Bet he's not short of a bob two, posh school, not right, he should have a stint down mine like the rest of us. Gordon however is from good working stock, he's your man. Vote Gordon and down with the toffs say I, all agreed vote now, carried.

Will Jacqui "the belly" Smith resign or wil she be...

2007-11-13T11:54:00.000Z

Will Jacqui "the belly" Smith resign or wil she be ripped apart by David Davis in the Commons this afternoon?

Whatever, the books opened on her at betfair, odds are that she won't last 'til the end of the month.

Tnoy Bialr is a lthomosae wee tawt.

2007-11-13T10:53:00.000Z

Tnoy Bialr is a lthomosae wee tawt.

did i read it right - the demise of 18 doughty str...

2007-11-13T10:48:00.000Z

did i read it right - the demise of 18 doughty street?? gossip????

Could you also publish the amount of taxpayers mon...

2007-11-13T10:25:00.000Z

Could you also publish the amount of taxpayers money paid to other former PM's? Why not also publish that Geoffrey Howe as a former DPM has a car and driver funded by the taxpayer. It might be beneficial to us all if we had a comprehensive list as it is not helpful telling us what one former PM receives.