Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Taxi for Boris

nit picker @ 7.41 I have several pads in front of ...

2008-01-31T21:08:00.000Z

nit picker @ 7.41 I have several pads in front of me now, and the legal stuff is all there in very small letters down the right hand side.
If anyone thinks congestion has decreased in cental London since the charge has come in, they are sadly mistaken.

Cabbies hate Ken because of the huge and expensive...

2008-01-31T19:54:00.000Z

Cabbies hate Ken because of the huge and expensive inspections he makes their cabs go through. £2k for a special catalytic converter? They must love that!

Reminds me of putting election cards over the tops...

2008-01-31T19:42:00.000Z

Reminds me of putting election cards over the tops of milk bottles twenty five years ago.

Alas we cannot find sufficient milkmen these days.

Guido, i dont see an imprint on the receipt- if th...

2008-01-31T19:41:00.000Z

Guido, i dont see an imprint on the receipt- if this is a campaign thing then it should have promoted by and printed by etc etc

I live in Taxi Driver Country - most of them hate ...

2008-01-31T17:53:00.000Z

I live in Taxi Driver Country - most of them hate what Leninslover has done to London, look at some of the barking-mad regulations that he and his pals have introduced.

He was on the London Bolshevik Broadcasting statio...

2008-01-31T16:05:00.000Z

He was on the London Bolshevik Broadcasting station yesterday for an hour, and despite baracking from the ZaNuLab creeps who anchor the station came across very well. So much for him being invisible.

didn't bother tipping, then.

2008-01-31T15:20:00.000Z

didn't bother tipping, then.

The Boris on the right, scratching his head, is sa...

2008-01-31T14:26:00.000Z

The Boris on the right, scratching his head, is saying: "I wonder how Ken Livingslime can claim to be non-racist and yet have led a vile, odious, deeply cynical campaign against Trevor Philips?

"Is it that Trevor was 'the wrong kind of black?' in that he was not relying on Ken to slip him £100,000s worth of funding for doing fuck-all, like his dear friend, Jasper the Grasper and assorted cronies?"

Well a decent mayor would do away with cabbies. No...

2008-01-31T13:24:00.000Z

Well a decent mayor would do away with cabbies. No knowledge needed just satnav, a driving licence and the miniumum wage driving electric cars. Cabs are overpriced, a social nuisance and an environmental danger.

Awesome idea. But where the fuck is Boris? He's in...

2008-01-31T13:21:00.000Z

Awesome idea. But where the fuck is Boris? He's invisible or he's dropped out. He's the only good thing the Tories have going for them and he's nowhere to be seen.

Turn up the visibility guys. If the average moron doesn't see him - a lot - they won't bother voting for him.

have you heard that one from the duet conway and r...

2008-01-31T12:41:00.000Z

have you heard that one from the duet conway and robertson
get your money for nothing and your boys for free.

Why IS the pink Boris scratching his head with one...

2008-01-31T12:15:00.000Z

Why IS the pink Boris scratching his head with one hand and doing something around the rear with the other one? Is this quite how one should go about securing the gay vote in London?

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boris you cunt where is my fee?I am the fucker who...

2008-01-31T12:13:00.000Z

boris you cunt where is my fee?
I am the fucker who said on air (and I know you fuckers listen to the station) that your declaration to stand was such a scrummage it looked like borismania, y'know beatlemania.
and then you go for the four figure beatles image.
next time I see you I will make a demand for my dollars you cunt.
come up with your own ideas.

In Scotland, where the English pay for free univer...

2008-01-31T11:29:00.000Z

In Scotland, where the English pay for free universities, MSPs' taxi receipts pay for mistresses. They are not used to pay for boys, powerful people just help themselves to them, from the council care homes. Smart successful Scotland. That's what they call it. George Lord Robertson is from Scotland.

"you don't seriously think Bozza is going to get r...

2008-01-31T11:22:00.000Z

"you don't seriously think Bozza is going to get rid of the congestion charge, do you?"

I thought he might decide to tweak it a bit.

May I remind non-Londoners that the normal procedu...

2008-01-31T10:26:00.000Z

May I remind non-Londoners that the normal procedure is to give the cabbie a generous tip, in return for which he will hand you a dozen or two blank receipts. These may be used to fund essential purchases, such as a child's university education.

ratsniffer - yes, but you don't seriously think Bo...

2008-01-31T10:00:00.000Z

ratsniffer - yes, but you don't seriously think Bozza is going to get rid of the congestion charge, do you?

Not sure that a Tory mp should be associated with ...

2008-01-31T09:52:00.000Z

Not sure that a Tory mp should be associated with all the fiddling of expenses that goes on with Taxi recipts after the Conway snout in trough episode. Saw him in the street last week couldn't believe how short & fat he was.

Don't cabbies like Leninstone for bringing in the ...

2008-01-31T09:45:00.000Z

Don't cabbies like Leninstone for bringing in the congestion charge? After all, it probably pushed a bit more work their way?

Seriously good marketing angle.

2008-01-31T09:13:00.000Z

Seriously good marketing angle.

Looks like Boris is trying to prove he's a bit of ...

2008-01-31T09:10:00.000Z

Looks like Boris is trying to prove he's a bit of everything.

We have blue (tory) Boris looking rather sharp.
The Green Boris is on his bike.
The yellow (liberal?) Boris with hands in pockets is evidently getting down with the kids.

Meanwhile the pink (or light red - labour?) Boris just looks really fucking confused. Scratching head, and probably stumbling over every sentence like our beloved prime minister.

Love it.

Is this Boris chap an independent candidate?

2008-01-31T08:49:00.000Z

Is this Boris chap an independent candidate?

There is a blue, green, yellow and pink Boris, but...

2008-01-31T08:48:00.000Z

There is a blue, green, yellow and pink Boris, but now brown Boris. Boris must be a racist and hate all brown and black people. I'm going to write a Guardian piece about this.

Nice one Boris!OT - Have we been too harsh on the ...

2008-01-31T08:45:00.000Z

Nice one Boris!

OT - Have we been too harsh on the BBC?

This morning I listened to Jim McLabour and Robert Peston on the Today programme.

A perfect match. Bumbling Peston can neither form nor finish a sentence, while McLabour won't allow anyone else to finish a sentence. A perfect fit!

If these people were in private industry, they might cause some damage.

Surely the beeb is performing a public service by - effectively - caging these people in a radio room?

Can you provide a contact address where one might ...

2008-01-31T08:32:00.000Z

Can you provide a contact address where one might obtain several such books of these blank receipts?