Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: GuyNews : "Can You Hear Me Mr Hoon?"

Not for nothing is Geoff's nickname "Buff".

2008-05-05T09:01:00.000+01:00

Not for nothing is Geoff's nickname "Buff".

or.... my real name is Geoff Hoon.(Too many post-e...

2008-05-02T23:25:00.000+01:00

or

.... my real name is Geoff Hoon.

(Too many post-election whiskies)

.....malgpy real name is Geoff Hoon.

2008-05-02T23:20:00.000+01:00

.....malgpy real name is Geoff Hoon.

They just plug Hoon in and away we go......" I sim...

2008-05-02T21:49:00.000+01:00

They just plug Hoon in and away we go......" I simply don't accept that, I simply don't accept that, I simply don't accept that......."

Your headline reminds me of a Norwegian football c...

2008-05-02T21:44:00.000+01:00

Your headline reminds me of a Norwegian football commentator when his team had just won. Can you hear me my Hoon? Your boys have been badly beaten. Gordon Brown? Tony Blair? Tony Blair? are you listening your boys have taken one h-e-l-l of a beating. Are you listening etc etc :-)

All day I have resited the temptation to be triump...

2008-05-02T19:55:00.000+01:00

All day I have resited the temptation to be triumphant. I cannot hold it any more. Well done Boris!!!

At last we can get rid of Livingstone and his retinue of diversity warriors including that corrupt piece of shit Jasper!

Boris town on sky news ha you gone mainstream now....

2008-05-02T19:44:00.000+01:00

Boris town on sky news ha you gone mainstream now.Perhaps snotty will honour you when he leaves...would make a nice xmas prezzy.

Sky just gave you a plug Guido old chap. Well done...

2008-05-02T19:40:00.000+01:00

Sky just gave you a plug Guido old chap. Well done!

Callaghan 1978: 'Crisis, what crisis?'Hoon 2008: '...

2008-05-02T19:35:00.000+01:00

Callaghan 1978: 'Crisis, what crisis?'
Hoon 2008: 'There is no crisis'.

God, when you get to my age, life's just one long Groundhog Day.

Expect a surprise result.Election result dealyed, ...

2008-05-02T19:24:00.000+01:00

Expect a surprise result.

Election result dealyed, while they fiddle the vote.

I'm telling you.

"dr wolf said... From BBC-Labour gain Slough.That ...

2008-05-02T18:42:00.000+01:00

"dr wolf said...
From BBC-
Labour gain Slough.

That just about sums it all up, do they still speak English in Slough?"

Don't be silly - have you been there?

Mark M Heenan said... I saw him try the very same ...

2008-05-02T18:36:00.000+01:00

Mark M Heenan said...
I saw him try the very same thing last year...

EXACTLY, and thats why Dimbleby went Ahaa, he knew what the buffoon was playing at, I even think he said something along the lines of 'Your always seem to have hearing problems' or words to that effect.

No Tories concerened about the boxes opened, why b...

2008-05-02T18:31:00.000+01:00

No Tories concerened about the boxes opened, why because the result looks to be in Boris' favour?

makes you no better than magabwe.

Did anyone else think that Ed Miliband came across...

2008-05-02T18:02:00.000+01:00

Did anyone else think that Ed Miliband came across like a contestent on The Apprentice?

There is a God. Soon we will be released from the ...

2008-05-02T17:59:00.000+01:00

There is a God. Soon we will be released from the yoke of socialism and free to enjoy the benefits of our collective labours without some nu-labour twat spending our money for us. C'mon Boris, England needs you..

Talking of deafness, hasn't anyone realised they t...

2008-05-02T17:48:00.000+01:00

Talking of deafness, hasn't anyone realised they trotted out the, 'we've learned our lesson and we are prepared to listen' after they got a much reduced majority in the LAST GE.

Anyone remember the great "conversation" or somesuch rubbish, with bus tours of the country...that Lab MPs pretended were happening until it became patently obvious that these were bare faced lies... and then it was back to business as usual.

Unfortunately these awful pricks only learn when they get the boot. It's the only thing that truly penetrates their self serving delusions.

Hoon: "The Tories are not making gains. They wil...

2008-05-02T17:42:00.000+01:00

Hoon: "The Tories are not making gains. They will burn in their tanks. We are slaughtering the Conservative infidels"

Does anyone know what has happened to the real Mohamed Saeed al-Sahaf? Last thing I heard, he had his own TV chat show in Dubai.

40% of ballot boxes have had their seals removed i...

2008-05-02T17:40:00.000+01:00

40% of ballot boxes have had their seals removed in London before they arrived at Oylmpia! Surely they should declare the poll null & void?

A few years back, Hoon's son, a pupil at a large c...

2008-05-02T17:37:00.000+01:00

A few years back, Hoon's son, a pupil at a large comprehensive near Derby was thrown out of his GCSE exams for cheating. Daddy Hoon swept in with his SpAds and put the screws on the head so he kept his mouth shut. Not long afterwards, a massive new sixth form building was approved and the head got a pay rise. Do you think these events could be in any way connected? We should be told.

THE END IS IN SIGHT!!!All sing along now:'Oh happy...

2008-05-02T17:21:00.000+01:00

THE END IS IN SIGHT!!!

All sing along now:
'Oh happy day, Oh happy day'

Mugabe tampered with election boxes and has still ...

2008-05-02T17:20:00.001+01:00

Mugabe tampered with election boxes and has still lost
Hoon is a fucking slug, let us not forget this cunt going on holiday when British soldiers were(stil are)coming home in coffins.

The end of a perfect day. 310 Labour council seats...

2008-05-02T17:20:00.000+01:00

The end of a perfect day. 310 Labour council seats already lost and Big Bad Boris absolutely demolishing Livingslime in London by all accounts.

He has just given up the ghost pretending not to h...

2008-05-02T17:09:00.000+01:00

He has just given up the ghost pretending not to hear. Don't blame him.Gordon has said he will listen and leed. Too late mate we all know your crap.Your fired! (soon)

Have just seen the Big Blunted Claymore trying to ...

2008-05-02T17:07:00.000+01:00

Have just seen the Big Blunted Claymore trying to smile when accepting that NuLiebor have lost big time.

Is he such a cupid stunt that he feels he has to show his 'caring, soft' side even when he is being shafted?

On second thoughts.........

Peter Grimes

Guido, you slag.Your website keeps giving me the b...

2008-05-02T17:04:00.000+01:00

Guido, you slag.

Your website keeps giving me the blue screen of death on one of my PC's.

Now I know it's a driver problem but the fact remains that it's your bloody website doing it.

You carnt.