Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Punting on Paxo v the Number Two Wannabees

Was it my imagination or was Harman wearing 5'' he...

2007-05-31T07:24:00.000+01:00

Was it my imagination or was Harman wearing 5'' heels cunningly hidden in the trousers? I think the public should be told.

Didn't Cruddas say he is an unilateralist? With Ru...

2007-05-30T17:56:00.000+01:00

Didn't Cruddas say he is an unilateralist? With Russia testing long-range missiles?

Sure he's not Cameron's sockpuppet?

They all performed even worse than expected - i.e....

2007-05-30T15:17:00.000+01:00

They all performed even worse than expected - i.e. total crap rather than just crap. What a shower of nobodies. The dream ticket would have been McDonnell-Cruddas I suppose, but as a socialist I believe socialists should always be in opposition.

I agree. The Labour party imploded in an unprofess...

2007-05-30T14:08:00.000+01:00

I agree. The Labour party imploded in an unprofessional show of utter shambles. If this is the best of the best on who will help run the country God help us!

Mr Cruddy was about the only one who could string a sentence togehter!

Mr. Cruddy , Hazel Bleaaaaghs,Postman Pat,HeadGirl...

2007-05-30T12:27:00.000+01:00

Mr. Cruddy , Hazel Bleaaaaghs,Postman Pat,HeadGirl Harman, Hilarious Toff-Benn, and Twice the PHain .

What a bunch of unappealing inadequates......just what the Bogeyman ordered.

I had to have several large ones to sit through th...

2007-05-30T10:17:00.000+01:00

I had to have several large ones to sit through the whole Newsnight extravaganza of mediocrity.

The hypocrisy ooooooozes out of all of them - especially Benn.

I cannot believe he went on Newsnight & said the word "socialist" - & then went on to brag about how he has redistributed my taxes to the feckless & the lazy in 3rd world shitholes where the people hate us.

£6 Billion of the Queens English Pounds that shite Benn gave away in 2006, bidding for international sainthood using our cash.

I look forward to the day when an Englishman such as myself, draws upon our fellow countrymen to form a firing squad & puts these international socialist anti British wankers out of their considerable misery.

Cruddas appeared to say 'in terms of' at least a d...

2007-05-30T09:31:00.000+01:00

Cruddas appeared to say 'in terms of' at least a dozen times in a minute. A little bit David Brent really.

These candidates for Deputy Leader don't even know...

2007-05-30T09:22:00.000+01:00

These candidates for Deputy Leader don't even know if the winner is also going to become Deputy Prime Minister. Some assume so, but leaks suggest Brown has already done a deal with Straw to give him the job.

What a typical New Labour dishonest shambles.

I'm so glad I'm not a member of the labour party. ...

2007-05-30T09:13:00.000+01:00

I'm so glad I'm not a member of the labour party. Trying to choose which one of that lot to cast your vote for would be liken trying to choose between drinking dog's pee and eating cat sick.

Cruddas is sweet, though, isn't he? We'll tax them all really highly. They won't emigrate. They like being taxed. Bless.

Tried to watch newsnight lastnight, kept drifting ...

2007-05-30T08:18:00.000+01:00

Tried to watch newsnight lastnight, kept drifting in & out of sleep (so exciting), cant remember much other than something about batman and seeing one of the Krankies. Maybe it was just a weird dream?

MitchWhat gets me is how these cretinous lightweig...

2007-05-30T06:39:00.000+01:00

Mitch
What gets me is how these cretinous lightweights ever got into any possition of power over a educated sensible country like Britain.

Oh yes I remember its because the BBC put them there and the BBC has every intention of keeping them there whatever it god damn takes.

And Brown has killed off any opposition to his megleomanic ambitions one by one.

Hillery Ben is as much of a Washington as my pet goldfish is of a Winston Churchill. These 6 examples of barely evolved ameoba you would not trust to run a public toilet without it costing more per visit then a night at the Dorchester with a $300 call girl to warm your feet for you.

Also how did Guido manage to make Blears look almost shagable? Does the impossible cost as much as a miracle Fawlks? Because that is the type of cleverness this country needs right now.

Its enough to make a lifetime atheist start taking up praying to something quick.

wot a load of tossers!! they may as well have put...

2007-05-30T05:53:00.000+01:00

wot a load of tossers!! they may as well have put a giant model of bruuns arse
for them to kiss on their way in.was
the chipmonk sitting?,can i go and live on planet hain cos its not this one,and what is the point of hilary benn?.If bruun is best and these six are next god help us, at least prezza was a laugh and only cost the same as a bbc sitcom which wouldnt have the same effect.

Jilted JohnI wish I could share in you optimism. I...

2007-05-30T05:28:00.000+01:00

Jilted John
I wish I could share in you optimism. If you think Stalin sorry Brown has been doing all this quietly in the background for 10 years just to do another 3 years then bugger off back to retirement in 3rd world Scotland, THINK AGAIN.

As I have said before I give him no more then 12 months before he proposes a government of national unity. Or should I say a one party state. In fact in recent speeches he has already hinted about such a thing. Read between the lines because you can be completly sure the BBC will not want to bother to.

Whether the country is in a big enough mess by then for Gordon Brown to pull it off is another matter. But you can be totally assured he would if he could, and the Lib/Dems will follow him their like lambs to their masters butcher.

Let me remind those with very bad memories that th...

2007-05-30T04:55:00.000+01:00

Let me remind those with very bad memories that this government was elected 3 times on 2 very large lies that they never did intend to carry out.

Welfare reform

NHS reform

Remember those? if not I am not supprised because no one on the BBC ever mentions them anymore. Which if a "journalist" wants to remain on the BBC gravy train for long is just as well for them.

Instead we have spent the family silver and furnature the kiddies toys and all the cash in the poor little buggers piggy banks, employing useless Labour Party voting public employees. To the point that the Labour Party no longer neads members to get elected because half the country now cant eat without public money.

A record of lies and electorial manipulation which Stalin would be proud of. He simply got rid of elections or shot or exiled his political opponants, so we should at least be thankfull for something. Browns political opponants have largely just left and gone to live in Spain for example, or got into properties to share in all that lovely government housing rental cash.

Brixton has more able bodied men apparently walking on crutches then a sporting injuries rehabilitaion centre.

The NHS is approching 3rd world status with more ilegel immigrants getting treated at it then recent legel immigrants working in it.

The BBC should be pulling Labour apart on these issues like Frank Field MP has tried to do. But then they have had there cash sorted already. So we the sane hard working people of the UK can "all just go boil our bums, shut up, work even harder and get our cheque books out again."

All of this crowd of Nulab liars are equally compl...

2007-05-30T02:44:00.000+01:00

All of this crowd of Nulab liars are equally complicit with Bliar in their unswerving support for his illegal invasion of Iraq and the slaughter of thousands of Iraqis.

They seem to think that by pressing the 'good faith' button that this absolves them from any responsibility.

They all say that we must 'move on'. Try telling that to young Ali's mother who sent her son to the shop in a market in Baghdad and next saw him with his brains sucked from his skull by a US 'super' bomb.

A pox on all their houses.

Love the graphic. It makes them all look like the ...

2007-05-30T01:54:00.000+01:00

Love the graphic. It makes them all look like the alien mutant-freaks that they are.

"Look we have six heads!"

(Isn't there something in the Bible (Revelations of St John the Evangilist) saying we should watch out for that sort of thing?)

BATMAN!!! HE SAID BATMAN!!!!That's my personal hig...

2007-05-30T01:11:00.000+01:00

BATMAN!!! HE SAID BATMAN!!!!

That's my personal highlight of the deputy leadership campaign!!!

BBC web poll - Benn, Johnson, Harman were level pe...

2007-05-30T01:04:00.000+01:00

BBC web poll - Benn, Johnson, Harman were level pegging around 15% with cruddas out in front - suddenly a bug hit and Benn fell to 0% - now worked his way up to 5% again but since he was at 15% at 360 voted and now 5% at 570 voted - that's a mathematical impossibility. newsnight poll has clearly got a bug...

I just saw a bat that looked exactly like Peter Ha...

2007-05-30T00:57:00.001+01:00

I just saw a bat that looked exactly like Peter Hain, it was cleaning itself then it attacked another bat for some reason, fascinating.

Any news from the Labour Party auditors?

maybe i didnt get the memo, but since when has new...

2007-05-30T00:57:00.000+01:00

maybe i didnt get the memo, but since when has newsnight been a propaganda vehicle for the Labour Party?

who really gives a *damn* about the deputy leadership election , besides Labour apparatchiks? newsnight seems to have completely lost the plot on this one.

I just remembered. Didn't Cruddas state right at t...

2007-05-30T00:37:00.000+01:00

I just remembered. Didn't Cruddas state right at the start of his speech that "the party has lost nearly 200,000 members over the last 10 years, that's nearly 20,000 a month"? (He did, I just checked - poor me). You would have thought he'd have worked his sums out before he came on. Using his calculations Labour has lost 24million members by 1997. Wow. They really have gone downhill haven't they?

Ha was reading all of this then just realised at t...

2007-05-30T00:30:00.000+01:00

Ha was reading all of this then just realised at the end that (as a card carrying member of hte Labour party) i actualy have a vote in all this.

Purely on this blog comment thing - i am going for Cruddas! I just don't get how blears/hain/benn have lost all perspective regards the position they are running for.

Was it Hain who said we had full employment? 3 mor...

2007-05-30T00:28:00.000+01:00

Was it Hain who said we had full employment? 3 more years of fantasy island, er no thanks Hain.

Guido, any reason why Hain is the only candidate i...

2007-05-30T00:13:00.001+01:00

Guido, any reason why Hain is the only candidate in shadow in the image accompanying this posting? Was it to counter his tan?

although it must be said that the badgers that are...

2007-05-30T00:13:00.000+01:00

although it must be said that the badgers that are on now are more interesting than that tosh we just sat through