Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Gordon Does Fluffy Showbiz Politics

45govt:I hate it when people hold back instead of ...

2007-11-06T17:02:00.000Z

45govt:

I hate it when people hold back instead of saying what they really mean. Spit it out, man.

Look on the bright side - at least this demented f...

2007-11-06T14:43:00.000Z

Look on the bright side - at least this demented fucker hasn't yet sullied Barbados with his grislyness. We've had the cunt Blair with letter-box gob freeloading on a monthly basis, and the fat secretary-stuffer and noted waiter Prescuntt swanning about all the best restaurants with his entourage (at your expense) on his worldwide farewell tour (yippee).
I truly think the vision of Bravery Broon and his tree-stump legged beard stripping off to their beach baggies would put the final nail in the coffin of the contention that Barbados is an up market destination. Please stay the fuck away, you gay one-eyed snot-gobbling mad moronic creep.

Brown,a second-hand "author" of second hand storie...

2007-11-06T07:42:00.000Z

Brown,a second-hand "author" of second hand stories.How's that for our second-hand prime minister....but the seconds are ticking away.

I had to go on the PM's website to make sure this ...

2007-11-05T23:53:00.000Z

I had to go on the PM's website to make sure this wasn't a spoof. When I saw it there I couldn't believe it.... this man has the most unnatural smile I have ever seen.

Brown has lost 1 million small enterprisers votes ...

2007-11-05T23:16:00.000Z

Brown has lost 1 million small enterprisers votes with his raid on them via Capital gains hikes. Who said he has a vision?

Gordon 8% behind in the polls, which poll? Times t...

2007-11-05T23:14:00.000Z

Gordon 8% behind in the polls, which poll?

Times tomorrow Gordon 1% ahead!

Polls hey!!

Fuck me, that was bad. What's worse I reckon Brow...

2007-11-05T22:56:00.000Z

Fuck me, that was bad. What's worse I reckon Brown is nuts.
His smile was a "wanna see my puppies" kinda smile....

Brown's wife usually does some sob story piece in ...

2007-11-05T21:53:00.000Z

Brown's wife usually does some sob story piece in the Daily Mail when Gay Gordon's in trouble. For example after the election than never was and Gay Gordon's declining poll ratings we get from the Mail :

Brown's wife reveals heartbreak of losing their baby daughter

I heard Rory Bremner on Five News earlier say that...

2007-11-05T21:20:00.000Z

I heard Rory Bremner on Five News earlier say that Brown and Blair's relationship was like Brokeback Mountain. Wasn't that a film about a couple of arsebandits?

Rory'll be doing Brown in a nappy riding a rocking horse next.

'Not the nine o'clock news' did that sketch years ...

2007-11-05T21:08:00.000Z

'Not the nine o'clock news' did that sketch years ago!

All the speaker had to do for acclaim was mention a celeb's name and the audience would shriek with laughter and clap and stamp their feet uncontrollably!

This is awful, and as for sincerity - forget it!

If you're the Editor of the Telegraph then I'm a N...

2007-11-05T20:04:00.000Z

If you're the Editor of the Telegraph then I'm a New York Taxi Driver.

Short of the men in white coats being wheeled out,...

2007-11-05T20:03:00.001Z

Short of the men in white coats being wheeled out, we won't have an election until 2010 - but we are going to be treated to 30 months of outstanding comedey.... if you don't mind the fact that our great nation is going down the pan in the process. Thanks, New Labour. Fine effort.

Cheerio....

WORRYING )+:

2007-11-05T20:03:00.000Z

WORRYING )+:

"the producers actually bumped him from the 8.00 a...

2007-11-05T20:01:00.000Z

"the producers actually bumped him from the 8.00 a.m. prime slot to earlier when they got Heather Mills on live"

So they bumped the Creep Show for the Freak Show?

I wont watch the video because I dont want to be s...

2007-11-05T19:35:00.000Z

I wont watch the video because I dont want to be sick.

Gordon is pushing us over the edge with his U turn...

2007-11-05T19:31:00.000Z

Gordon is pushing us over the edge with his U turns,flip flops,its off no its ons,Its a tax cut no its a rise,a strong economy but a run on a bank,we love muslims but we are killing em,
Do you get the picture ? the man cant make a decision to save his life.

The more I see of that repulsive cunt Brown the mo...

2007-11-05T19:29:00.000Z

The more I see of that repulsive cunt Brown the more I hate the stinking bastard.

5:01 PMNo...this smile is not creepy, its originat...

2007-11-05T19:28:00.000Z

5:01 PM

No...this smile is not creepy, its origination has a perfectly reasonable explication...note the gasp halfway through and the subject's supreme efforts to suppress a mounting sense of excitement at the thought of Carol Vorderman's inspirational educational attributes. Gordon Brown's aides should be heartily congratulated on their devotion to duty - the manner in which they have pumped up and maintained this manic depressive's mood is most admirable. Naturally, I would single out Ed Balls for a special accolade, since he was inevitably the poor sod who was detailed to crouch down out of camera shot and oil the departmental machinery with his smackers sealed around the sticky succulence of a well-varnished and primed ministerial cock.

Brownbadger...I am sorry that you have taken such ...

2007-11-05T19:22:00.000Z

Brownbadger...

I am sorry that you have taken such objection to my showing a little compassion for Gordon's literary outpourings, but we have been warned that Gordon is really close to the edge. We don't wish to push him over.....not a British Prime Minister.

Please don't stop buying your Telegraph.......our policy is short-lived.....its just to get Gordon over the difficulty he is in at the moment. If he cracks....well, you know it will be PM Balls and Mrs Balls. After 10 years of the Blairs I couldn't stand a repeatof that duo. Say you understand, please!

Happy reading!

Fluffy politics or not, I object to Brown being g...

2007-11-05T19:14:00.000Z

Fluffy politics or not, I object to Brown being given space in my newspaper to write about men of courage.Ignoring the fact that he can't even write it himself....he uses a ghost writer, it is obscene that a coward like bottler brown has the temerity to write about brave and courageous men. Brown was a coward in his dealings with Blair (a brave man would have resigned his post and fought from the back benches) and since becoming the second-hand prime minister, he has showed ever more examples of cowardice.

McCavity, the ever disappearing cheshire cat.

I have bought the Telegraph for over 30 years. Don't profess to understand why it is suddenly following the Mail and giving Bopwn a sympathetic hearing. As far as I am concerned enough is enough. There is no longer a daily newspaper that represents what I believe in. I have bought my last Telegraph!I have bought my last daily.

This is awful. It should be required viewing for ...

2007-11-05T19:09:00.000Z

This is awful. It should be required viewing for all Labour party members. It should remind them of what they lost when they ousted Blair. It's OK saying I don't do celebrity, I am serious but Brown doesn't even do human. He is not normal and he doesn't look normal either.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHOAtgMqr5I

2007-11-05T19:00:00.000Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHOAtgMqr5I

It was truely dreadful. Can you imagine Atlee goi...

2007-11-05T18:59:00.000Z

It was truely dreadful. Can you imagine Atlee going on TV and saying the same ! It even made Blair and the Am I bovered sketch look normal !

..and why is the video "no longer available" (@ 18...

2007-11-05T18:44:00.001Z

..and why is the video "no longer available" (@ 18:40 GMT)????

That Alistair McGowan's brilliant. You'd really th...

2007-11-05T18:44:00.000Z

That Alistair McGowan's brilliant. You'd really think...