Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Totty Watch : Big Brother's Emily is a Coke Sniffi...

a racsist tory? NEVER!

2007-06-09T19:27:00.000+01:00

a racsist tory? NEVER!

Yummy. Yummy.

2007-06-09T00:31:00.000+01:00

Yummy. Yummy.

She's wealthy and from good stock, so it's perfect...

2007-06-06T15:31:00.000+01:00

She's wealthy and from good stock, so it's perfectly okay for her to take drugs and have illicit sexual relations. It's good to see us returning to our old traditions.

She looks just the person to break the image of th...

2007-06-02T21:25:00.000+01:00

She looks just the person to break the image of the Tory Party - It can't be long before Francis Maude has her on the A List and parachuted in to a winnable seat to replace some poor unfortunate PPC who has slaved away for years and will now be unceremoniously dumped. Loyalty and experience can't be allowed to get in the way of image and spin in Dave's modern Conservative Party!

http://uk.castingcallpro.com/view.php?uid=74427It ...

2007-06-02T19:01:00.000+01:00

http://uk.castingcallpro.com/view.php?uid=74427

It says here Guido she only performs nude "professionally".....so who paid her ?

Is she an heiress ? Once she signs on the dotted s...

2007-06-02T18:59:00.000+01:00

Is she an heiress ? Once she signs on the dotted she can coke herself into the next world...

This is just the kind of young gell the new Camoro...

2007-06-02T09:17:00.000+01:00

This is just the kind of young gell the new Camoron party needs.

Terrific publicity for illicit drug-taking of which Camoron approves.

This will turn at least a million young drug-takers to the Tory cause.

Superb stunt (sic).

Sniffing coke? Sniff, sniff, no I'm sorry this is ...

2007-06-02T05:25:00.000+01:00

Sniffing coke? Sniff, sniff, no I'm sorry this is simply not good enough. This is a smoke free area and that's uncut coal.

I'm doubting the raunchy lap dance was very.

they should use crystal meth addicts deprive em fo...

2007-06-02T05:16:00.000+01:00

they should use crystal meth addicts deprive em for a couple of days and then they would do anything id watch that.

Good for you, Guido. This is very important stuff....

2007-06-02T00:26:00.000+01:00

Good for you, Guido. This is very important stuff. I can't think what we would do without you.

Anon 11:07Where did you get June Ist from?I think ...

2007-06-01T22:44:00.000+01:00

Anon 11:07
Where did you get June Ist from?

I think you will find the date is more like sometime in September, for ordinary people. Its only sometime in June for the likes of David Beckham and me.

If you are single with no children working on the minimum wage living with mummy smoking drinking and driving a car the date is closer to December 1st.

Jenny, you have a boner?

2007-06-01T19:39:00.000+01:00

Jenny, you have a boner?

Hi Jenny, Have you pressed the wrong key?

2007-06-01T19:24:00.000+01:00

Hi Jenny, Have you pressed the wrong key?

I watch the American Big Brother, but the cast is ...

2007-06-01T19:00:00.000+01:00

I watch the American Big Brother, but the cast is not as fun as coke heads! Nonetheless, my boner will not die down now that BB was mentioned!

Carole is a very effective sexual health worker. S...

2007-06-01T17:38:00.000+01:00

Carole is a very effective sexual health worker. She helps monks keep to their vows of chastity.

I much prefer raddled old hags. Oh well give her a...

2007-06-01T17:06:00.000+01:00

I much prefer raddled old hags. Oh well give her another 5 years.

"Carole got 471 votes in the 2006 Local Elections ...

2007-06-01T16:55:00.000+01:00

"Carole got 471 votes in the 2006 Local Elections as a Respect candidate in Waltham Forest."

Carole is the scum of the Earth.

A fucking sexual health worker, looony-Leftist, Galloway loving hoe. Could there be a more risible being on this planet?

"She's a complete fucking cretin, of course she's ...

2007-06-01T16:40:00.001+01:00

"She's a complete fucking cretin, of course she's voting Tory!"

And of course all those Labour voting ex-miners were inellectual geniuses.

And what proportion of the heads of major corporations (who one presumes are intelligent) vote Labour?

Proving again that the Tories have he best Totty.C...

2007-06-01T16:40:00.000+01:00

Proving again that the Tories have he best Totty.

Can't imagine the actress thing will take off though. Being openly "Right-wing" will get her blacklisted from most productions. The BBC certainly won't be using her

We're all too old and boring to get invited to suc...

2007-06-01T15:36:00.000+01:00

We're all too old and boring to get invited to such parties these days. But the pic is proff that you get a better class of totty in the tories. None of those donkey-jacket wearing lesbian lefties....

I'd do her up the dirt box...

2007-06-01T14:15:00.000+01:00

I'd do her up the dirt box...

Grow up and stop allowing yourselves to be dragged...

2007-06-01T14:13:00.000+01:00

Grow up and stop allowing yourselves to be dragged down by all this infantilised nonsense you sad bunch of fucktards.

no one forces you to come here...

Shouldn't that be "Tooty Watch"?

2007-06-01T14:03:00.000+01:00

Shouldn't that be "Tooty Watch"?

http://big-brother-8.blogspot.com/2007/06/see-emil...

2007-06-01T13:23:00.000+01:00

http://big-brother-8.blogspot.com/2007/06/see-emily-play.html

She's also got a fairly acceptable pair of buttocks.

Emily is working hard on her NVQII in alternative ...

2007-06-01T13:09:00.000+01:00

Emily is working hard on her NVQII in alternative healthcare. She was doing some extra practice for the aromatherapy module, which involves applying unguents to various body parts. Far from being 'up for it' Emily was offering the young lady a free breast massage, which has remarkable lifting properties. Or so I'm told.

In respect of any photographs, Emily is demonstrating the health and safety aspects of floor-management in a salon environment. That is, you have to keep them dry or people will slip over and then they might sue you.

Emily is smiling in the picture so that nobody should be alarmed that she is really hurt or incapable of getting up without assistance.

I simply cannot fathom the spitefulness of the gutter press towards generous young people who are only too willing to share their skills and joir de vivre with the nearest person, and for no payment.

If Emily were a socialist, she would have insisted on payment up front, a triplicate disclaimer and put you on a waiting list for three months, then obliged you to hire a cash-only Russian Oligarch's timeshare for similar services.

Let's hear it for generous Conservative policies and less of this belly-aching from people who have not (yet) experienced the roll-out of this innitiative.

I've got the VapoRub and I'm on my way, just got to put on elastic stockings.