tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post3419970601079260927..comments2007-05-05T11:55:57.985+01:00Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Where's Gordon?™ TodayGuido Fawkeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15091277669318213298noreply@blogger.comBlogger60125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-42902060930345101652007-05-05T11:55:00.000+01:002007-05-05T11:55:00.000+01:002007-05-05T11:55:00.000+01:00Dear Sniper,Its not TINFOIL! that does not work!It...Dear Sniper,<BR/>Its not TINFOIL! that does not work!<BR/>Its Aluminium foil that keeps the spy rays from reading our thoughts as any fule knows! The TINFOIL is for shoving up your arse so the space patrol cant probe you! <BR/>Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!<BR/>Oooh I have to back to the asylum now with Lembit opik.SEE YAAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-84796453799215556592007-05-05T09:59:00.000+01:002007-05-05T09:59:00.000+01:002007-05-05T09:59:00.000+01:00anonymous 8:58And do you also wear the tinfoil hat...anonymous 8:58<BR/><BR/>And do you also wear the tinfoil hat so the space-people can't see you?Snipernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-35195493219747610322007-05-05T01:56:00.000+01:002007-05-05T01:56:00.000+01:002007-05-05T01:56:00.000+01:00I can't cope with such thoughts asked ... So, you'...I can't cope with such thoughts asked ... <BR/><BR/><I>So, you're saying Cameron is also 'bi'?</I><BR/><BR/>Cameron's gay.<BR/><BR/>"gay men effectively run the Conservative Party in the capital"<BR/><BR/>- Brian Coleman, senior Conservative member of the London Assembly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-81566691903854009902007-05-05T01:21:00.000+01:002007-05-05T01:21:00.000+01:002007-05-05T01:21:00.000+01:00mindless said...Tony Blair, most successful Labour...mindless said...<BR/><BR/>Tony Blair, most successful Labour PM ever.<BR/><BR/>Of course the small matter of Iraq is left out of your equation.<BR/><BR/>If this were termed as one of Tony's successes I would dread one of his failures.<BR/><BR/>Silly me. In your NuLab fantasy world Tony can do no wrong, can he?spadgernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-43440382438529560142007-05-05T00:02:00.000+01:002007-05-05T00:02:00.000+01:002007-05-05T00:02:00.000+01:00Anon, 9.06pm: 'It was him who introduced "call me ...Anon, 9.06pm: 'It was him who introduced "call me dave" the scene in the early days'. <BR/><BR/>So, you're saying Cameron is also 'bi'?I can't cope with such thoughtsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-58628513451461777592007-05-04T21:11:00.000+01:002007-05-04T21:11:00.000+01:002007-05-04T21:11:00.000+01:00Just noticed on Betfair that John Reid's odds are ...Just noticed on Betfair that John Reid's odds are now shorter than David Milliband for the leadership.<BR/><BR/>This happened in the last few hours and the first time this has been the case for months.<BR/><BR/>A challenger is about to emerge surely! I can see Tony really is going to stay on as PM until the next Genral Election with John Reid as caretaker party leader who wil have the main task of restoring Labour in Scotland.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-45811569569734853712007-05-04T21:06:00.000+01:002007-05-04T21:06:00.000+01:002007-05-04T21:06:00.000+01:00The very same Jack Straw who shook hands with Muga...The very same Jack Straw who shook hands with Mugabe! His excuse was, it was dark in the room and I did not see who it was untill it was too late!<BR/>And yes he is BI! It was him who introduced "call me dave" the scene in the early days.<BR/>ANNON&PROUDAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-61456318086324093702007-05-04T20:58:00.000+01:002007-05-04T20:58:00.000+01:002007-05-04T20:58:00.000+01:00Dear Sniper,Some of us HAVE to go ANNON you plank!...Dear Sniper,<BR/>Some of us HAVE to go ANNON you plank! Its people like you that think David Kelly topped HIMSELF! <BR/>Free speech died a while back and nobody noticed.<BR/>Some of us have a lot to lose by going pubic with our details.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-51590192131188126532007-05-04T20:10:00.000+01:002007-05-04T20:10:00.000+01:002007-05-04T20:10:00.000+01:00Gordon's such a snivelling coward. Where is he no...Gordon's such a snivelling coward. Where is he now? Showing leadership , support courage in the aftermath? No, he's awol. What a selfish and inadequate waste of space.gordon's a cry babynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-83381363082764945792007-05-04T19:57:00.000+01:002007-05-04T19:57:00.000+01:002007-05-04T19:57:00.000+01:00I don't know where Gordon is, but I think that he ...I don't know where Gordon is, but I think that he may be biting what's left of his fingernails off wherever.queer as a portsmouth ducknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-69817009265260245992007-05-04T19:37:00.001+01:002007-05-04T19:37:00.001+01:002007-05-04T19:37:00.001+01:00anonymous 7:27Come on "out", hiding behind anonymo...anonymous 7:27<BR/><BR/>Come on "out", hiding behind anonymous is the act of a coward who does not want to be seen. Hang on, A Macavity like need to be unidentified, a coward who will not declare himself an obvious overzealous attempt at playing the English card - you are the Gobshite and I claim the prize.Snipernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-71045173115728674962007-05-04T19:37:00.000+01:002007-05-04T19:37:00.000+01:002007-05-04T19:37:00.000+01:00To Annon,You are not going to be popular with all ...To Annon,<BR/>You are not going to be popular with all the fake bravehearts out there! even if you are telling the truth! Its about time we rebuild Hadrians wall and deport the fat lazy deluded bastards we have here!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-3082161914454107142007-05-04T19:27:00.000+01:002007-05-04T19:27:00.000+01:002007-05-04T19:27:00.000+01:00I APPEAR to have upset a couple of Scotch people l...I APPEAR to have upset a couple of Scotch people last week by calling them red-headed, pasty-faced weaklings and suggesting that while they make up only eight per cent of the British population, they manage to claim 16 per cent of all benefits paid. Well it gets worse.<BR/><BR/>They’re now eating twice as much as the rest of us – McDonalds, Pot Noodles, shortbread, deep-fried Mars Bars – so that when they keel over at an early age with a heart attack, we can’t even fit them in the ovens at crematoria. One establishment in Lanarkshire has now ordered a 41-inch cremator to accommodate the enormous coffins of the tartan obese.<BR/><BR/>So we close with another traditional Scottish song this week: “And we’ll all push together, To get your fat arse in that urn, In that 41-inch cremator, Will you burn Lassie, burn …?”Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-18907326769989320752007-05-04T19:19:00.001+01:002007-05-04T19:19:00.001+01:002007-05-04T19:19:00.001+01:00Any proof that Jack Straw is bisexual or is it jus...Any proof that Jack Straw is bisexual or is it just speculation?<BR/><BR/>I thought he just sexually harassed women. Os he a knob jockey aswell?gordonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-75677698911596411052007-05-04T19:19:00.000+01:002007-05-04T19:19:00.000+01:002007-05-04T19:19:00.000+01:00Mindless,You can blame NULABs education policies f...Mindless,<BR/>You can blame NULABs education policies for all the thick and uneducated people. Only the elite get a decent education now! Thats why NULAB commisars go private!<BR/>Where did you go to school? LSE?<BR/>If so, FUCK OFF and read the Gaurdian.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-13019347494769202052007-05-04T19:10:00.000+01:002007-05-04T19:10:00.000+01:002007-05-04T19:10:00.000+01:00Just seen Ming again on the news and if you look i...Just seen Ming again on the news and if you look in the poor twats eyes you can almost see the lights going out in his brain! It was exactly the same look that Harold wilson had! (ALTZHIEMERS)<BR/>Simon (backstabber) Hughes must be getting all excited? The LIB/DEM high command will do a "kennedy" on him ASAP.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-89714882653800518482007-05-04T19:07:00.000+01:002007-05-04T19:07:00.000+01:002007-05-04T19:07:00.000+01:00tuscan tIs it my fault there are so many thick peo...tuscan t<BR/>Is it my fault there are so many thick people here?<BR/><BR/>Anyone for a 6th term?Mindless sexist bigothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03292790723993928866noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-9367408313211015422007-05-04T18:54:00.000+01:002007-05-04T18:54:00.000+01:002007-05-04T18:54:00.000+01:00Spin Ship Labour has hit iceberg. Band still playi...Spin Ship Labour has hit iceberg. Band still playing. Blair says ship unsinkable.Telegram receivednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-16355381373063654772007-05-04T18:46:00.000+01:002007-05-04T18:46:00.000+01:002007-05-04T18:46:00.000+01:00mindless is either:1. displaying a wonderful sense...mindless is either:<BR/>1. displaying a wonderful sense of subtle irony, and is also intelligent and unbigoted, or <BR/>2. has a Jar Jar Binks level IQTuscan Tonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11196343713837375340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-12307359329958428862007-05-04T18:36:00.000+01:002007-05-04T18:36:00.000+01:002007-05-04T18:36:00.000+01:00what a springboard for the clunking fist.Stuffed i...what a <I>springboard</I> for the <I>clunking fist</I>.<BR/><BR/>Stuffed in his own back yard, no longer the dominant power in Wales, routed in England - but all spun brilliantly.<BR/><BR/>At least you can respect Alex Salmond, he's never seen the need to try and dilute his native tongue - why is Brown so embarrassed to be Scots?leaping salmon(d)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-52697840632361978882007-05-04T18:30:00.000+01:002007-05-04T18:30:00.000+01:002007-05-04T18:30:00.000+01:00Mindless,Gordon (fudge packer) Brown "man of the p...Mindless,<BR/>Gordon (fudge packer) Brown "man of the people" Ooh Irony was it? How witty! How drole! I get it now?<BR/>How could I have been so blind (like GG)!<BR/>I can do subtle irony too!<BR/>Fuck off!!! again!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-50855038224437653972007-05-04T18:25:00.000+01:002007-05-04T18:25:00.000+01:002007-05-04T18:25:00.000+01:00Gordon Brown is most likely keeping a close eye on...Gordon Brown is most likely keeping a close eye on the French presidential elections.<BR/><BR/>There are some fascinating comparisons to be drawn between Nicolas Sarkozy and Gordon Brown:<BR/><BR/>both are incredibly authoritarian<BR/><BR/>both have caused havoc in their respective ministries<BR/><BR/>both are seen by nationalists as outsiders (Sarkozy because he comes from an hungarian immigrant family and Brown because he is a scottish git)<BR/><BR/>the differences:<BR/><BR/>Sarkozy is an unashamed racist.<BR/><BR/>The Chancellor carries his racism in a brown paper bag.<BR/><BR/>Sarkozy and his nationalist/racist policies are very attractive to the French electorate who find his allure very strong despite their fervent nationalism and racism.<BR/><BR/>I've yet to meet somebody who likes Brown.<BR/><BR/>The French are conducting an elction and so can choose whether to have Sarkozy as President.<BR/><BR/>We've got fuck all choice whether we get Brown.Chalk n Cheesenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-32905258515435846782007-05-04T18:24:00.000+01:002007-05-04T18:24:00.000+01:002007-05-04T18:24:00.000+01:00"I cant cope2Asexual????He is a notorious swordsma..."I cant cope2<BR/>Asexual????<BR/>He is a notorious swordsman , he also he isnt fussy as to what socket he sticks it inThe Hitchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17007793676288933155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-22976310189264838102007-05-04T18:21:00.000+01:002007-05-04T18:21:00.000+01:002007-05-04T18:21:00.000+01:00The man of courage will probably be abroad tomorro...The man of courage will probably be abroad tomorrow.clunking chadsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-88265293322010409702007-05-04T18:17:00.001+01:002007-05-04T18:17:00.001+01:002007-05-04T18:17:00.001+01:00CassandraI know. The internet is not what it used ...Cassandra<BR/>I know. The internet is not what it used to be.Mindless sexist bigothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03292790723993928866noreply@blogger.com