Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: MPs £5,000 Food Allowance Should be Taxed in the B...

Yo Mr 45 GovtIf only you could write smart one-lin...

2008-03-14T12:58:00.000Z

Yo Mr 45 Govt

If only you could write smart one-liners like Mr Nobody; still, forcing all that Brown cock down his throat probably focuses his mind wonderfully. And look on the bright side, you can walk past a barracks in safety whereas poor Mr Nobody has to stay in the hostel all the time, wanking.

love from stanislav

To person of no fixed political abode.At first I t...

2008-03-13T23:06:00.000Z

To person of no fixed political abode.

At first I thought you just a brain-dead pedant, who allowed the import of something that should stir you, as it does us, to heights of towering rage, pass you by. That the cunts who lead your nation, and send your countrymen into battle, should so treat those men when they have given their all, would be enough to make a Barbarian weep. But not you, of no discernible sentience, you are exercised by whether or not the narrator has made an error of DIALECT!
Stanislav very politely called you a nit-picking cunt, which was a bit of a gift for an asshole like you - but no you come back for more - "I'm not a troll", you bleat, having once again failed to spot either the import of what is being done in your name , or the fact that you are behaving like the cunt you have so generously been called.

No fixed political abode? Or moral or compassionate, in fact under the fucking arches you piece of secondhand bog-bumf. Just fuck right off, and take your warm-hearted compassion back home under the tracks. You utter cunt.

With apologies to sitondafence.

Than you Stanislav for giving this travesty of justice the attention it deserves.

Dear Mr NFPA I am rebuked. I am sure you speak for...

2008-03-13T13:25:00.000Z

Dear Mr NFPA

I am rebuked. I am sure you speak for thousands of nit-picking cunts, so many of whom have leapt, here, to your defence. In future I will give your reproaches the merit they deserve. And I will start now:

For your much-needed education, Coventry is part of the West Midlands conurbation, of which Birmingham is the centre, it is perfectly in order to say to the global audience which visits order-order that the wretch, Ainsworth, speaks with a Brummie accent; to all but an academic dialectician, or a professional Brummie like Dr Carl Chinn, he does. What is your point ? Do you deny the content of my original post because Coventry is twenty miles south west of Birmingham ? Is that the best you can do ? Are you a member of some secret Ordnance Survey Jihad ? Have you, really, nothing better to do than insult those who seek a better deal for wounded soldiers ? Is it your mission to attempt to undermine a perfectly legitimate and necessary protest on the basis of some imaginary geo-linguistic error? Gordon Brown must be proud of you, you horrible fucking cretinous stooge. Why don't you take your facile nit-picking arse to meet Lance Corporal Martyn Compton, see what he makes of your map-reading skills; I bet he'll love you. Just as I do.

Stanislav I am not a troll. But when some sad litt...

2008-03-13T00:31:00.000Z

Stanislav I am not a troll.

But when some sad little wanker starts bleating "troll" it makes the rest of us wonder about you.

Bob Ainsworth, what a spunk bubble.When I don't ha...

2008-03-12T21:55:00.000Z

Bob Ainsworth, what a spunk bubble.

When I don't have long to live, and it can't be far away.

I will do the 'Up against the wall motherfucker' and make some people pay.

In fact, for best effect, no one will see me coming, no one will hear me, the fucking lights will just go out. In this way I'll get to do as many as possible, with any luck and the incompetence of laziness of plod.

To all those cunts who slag this off as a Tory blog, I will be coming for any shit who treats heros such as Martyn Compton in this way.

I won't discriminate on the grounds of race, religion, sexual fucking orientation or political persuasion.

You will all get a fucking 9mm between the eyes.

no fixed abode,ofcourse it really doesn't matter w...

2008-03-12T21:15:00.000Z

no fixed abode,
ofcourse it really doesn't matter where bob ainsworth came from.
what is important is where he is going and that is
"Up Against The Motherfucking Wall!"
ainsworth is a flesh eating satanist zombie and he features prominently upon the list.
if there is a hell, you're going bob. you fucking cunt.

Thanks Stanislav, that is the link I've been searc...

2008-03-12T20:01:00.000Z

Thanks Stanislav, that is the link I've been searching for.

(My thanks also to the other provider).

lolaballs did say "so what" cameron responded abou...

2008-03-12T18:16:00.000Z

lola

balls did say "so what"

cameron responded about him being the minister for children

Stanislav @ 10:50Great post. It cuts to the bone, ...

2008-03-12T17:56:00.000Z

Stanislav @ 10:50

Great post. It cuts to the bone, with pure truth.

It seems excessive and certainly should be taxed.W...

2008-03-12T17:16:00.000Z

It seems excessive and certainly should be taxed.

We used to get an allowance at work for meals but only if we were away from our base (which had no canteen unlike Parliament) but were told it was stopped because of the Inland Revenue.

There is a very simple solution to this whole MPs ...

2008-03-12T16:44:00.000Z

There is a very simple solution to this whole MPs expenses nonsense:

Pay them £150 000.00 a year but mandate that that is the only money they will get from public funds. From that they will have to pay all of their costs and expenses. So they can employ their relatives to do no work, acquire as many properties as they desire and travel however they wish, but they are paying for it from their £150k.

That should concentrate the buggers minds on value for money.

It was Bob Ainsworth who answered the question whi...

2008-03-12T16:25:00.000Z

It was Bob Ainsworth who answered the question which allows us to compare the costs of feeding MPs at the arse-end with feeding soldiers at the sharp end:

Based on actual food and storage and distribution costs, and forecast personnel numbers for March 2008, the average cost per capita, per diem, of food, and the storage and distribution of food, for troops and civilians in Iraq and Afghanistan is as follows:
Cost (£)
Iraq 6.47
Afghanistan 12.84

Source: Hansard 7 Mar 2008 : Column 2849W

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Stanislav says it best.

One note: McKie was one of those 'connected to' cases which affect more than first appears: notably, all the convictions dahn sarf which relied on crap expert witness testimony. The relevant Wiki line is: "At an earlier stage of the case against the Scottish Executive the Lord Advocate Colin Boyd argued that expert witnesses should always be immune from prosecution – even if they gave false evidence..

This issue is due to go live again in a few weeks. The current fudge in the English courts is that you probably can make a complaint against a lying bastard of an expert fantasist, but it is more hard work than you can possibly imagine and the chances of the police investigating and the CPS bringing a case are vanishingly small. That’s because they are usually the people paying the expert witnesses on a ratio of 12-1, and experts can get paid £750 a sheet for reports (no limit on how many sheets they produce), plus a juicy appearance fee. Or 115 days of Iraqi dinners, if you prefer.

Other than that, Stanislav’s plan is a good one and if there were any justice in the world there would be Googlewall to help us find the nearest tall, straight run of reliable Polish-constructed brickwork.

While they give themselves £20 a day for food, stu...

2008-03-12T16:10:00.000Z

While they give themselves £20 a day for food, students are expected to live on around £30 a week.

Fuck me!I can get a heap of decent chinese lunch ...

2008-03-12T15:54:00.000Z

Fuck me!
I can get a heap of decent chinese lunch for £4.50 in the city of London(well the slightly dodgy part of it inhabited by slightly dodgy characters) and these cunts cant get by on less than a £100 a week for food?(fucking more when you take into account how little time the cockstones actualy spend in London)
Maybe we could persuade more of them to follow Mark oatens example. I for one would be very happy to donate my turds for an MP to eat, NO CHARGE!
I would also be happy to piss all over caroline flints tits followed by a blow job from Dennis Skinner sans false teeth.

Dear Mr person of no fixed mind: Bob Ainsworth is ...

2008-03-12T15:53:00.000Z

Dear Mr person of no fixed mind: Bob Ainsworth is not a Brummie.

No, maybe not but stanislav did not say that Ainsworth was a Brummie, just that he spoke it, which, like most Coventrians or West Midlanders, he does. Anyway, you troll people all look and sound the same to us immigrants; especially you who sleep in political doorways.

You are much better off in your place down the road with Mr Cranmer. He really is an Archbishop. And you really are a stupid,nit-picking cunt.

love from stanislav.

Oh stanislav re your last sentence - I do hope so,...

2008-03-12T15:30:00.000Z

Oh stanislav re your last sentence - I do hope so, I really do. Can we arrange to get it on youtube?

OT. Re the budget, Did Balls really say 'so what' to Cameroons point about being the highest taxed ever? was it recorded? Whatever doesn't it just tell you everything about this nuliebour shower.

it was a dull budget , but camerons rebuttle was e...

2008-03-12T15:15:00.000Z

it was a dull budget , but camerons rebuttle was excellent .

he couldnt have gone far wrong with "this chancellor is an utter wanker as is the PM"

still going ahead with runway three, fuel from crops. fairenough granny gets extra for fuel , but she need it with bread going up near 40% in 6 months and gas 18% .

fuck me hes just re arrangeing rubble and tell us it will work out.

every family is in debt and he chuffs on about savers , oh of course he must be on about how mps manage on there allowance subsidised lifestyle like the rest of us . mortgage paid , food paid living expenses paid . it must be so easy to put money away when everything else is taken care off .

best of all he taxing the pub trade , where most die hard labour voters go to drown there sorrows after watching labour propoganda .

well done cameron , you seem to be getting to see how corrupt this bunch are ,
review footage and watching them all shitting it , like the liars that they are .

and darling is now browns sock puppet for certain ,

well, that was a fun budget. How can something be ...

2008-03-12T15:14:00.000Z

well, that was a fun budget. How can something be so boring and so shit at the same time?

It was the ITV2 of budgets

anon at 12.57addendum to your suggested subtext:Th...

2008-03-12T15:03:00.000Z

anon at 12.57

addendum to your suggested subtext:

The Labour party in particular are completely fucked and will not win the next election so may as well keep borrowing for the next 2 years;

Career "single" mothers with several kids now have even less disincentive to be fucked

They should not get any food allowance if they hav...

2008-03-12T14:32:00.000Z

They should not get any food allowance if they have a BMI over 25.

anon @ 12:57It does rather seem like it - Darling'...

2008-03-12T14:29:00.000Z

anon @ 12:57

It does rather seem like it - Darling's attack on incapacity claimants (nearly all of whom are ill)sums up this shower to a T. They'll hand out money left-right and centre to job-centre chavs, asylum seekers, council flat grabbing single mothers - but when it comes to those who actually worked but are now ill - oh, that's a different matter.

Never mind, the economic slump will blow NuLab away.

Guido,WHO are "the authorities" resisting your FOI...

2008-03-12T14:24:00.000Z

Guido,WHO are "the authorities" resisting your FOI requests?

No reason for you to shelter the Porkprotectors!!!

http://thatsnews.blogspot.com/2008/03/camra-slams-...

2008-03-12T14:22:00.000Z

http://thatsnews.blogspot.com/2008/03/camra-slams-inflation-busting-beer-duty.html

13% increase in the price of a pint? Bloody fool.

Stanislav, you pseudo pole, Bob Ainsworth is not a...

2008-03-12T14:07:00.000Z

Stanislav, you pseudo pole, Bob Ainsworth is not a Brummie.

Get your facts right.

The USA Army call the British Soldiers `the borrow...

2008-03-12T14:01:00.000Z

The USA Army call the British Soldiers `the borrowers` does anything more need to be said?

Stanislav - we love you!