Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: +++ Dougie Apologises +++

The Nats are always unhappy, it's what they do.

2007-10-28T01:02:00.000Z

The Nats are always unhappy, it's what they do.

I see (BBC)that the blame for the Scottish electio...

2007-10-26T12:32:00.000+01:00

I see (BBC)that the blame for the Scottish election debacle has now been spread to all parties. The Nats are unhappy that there has been a 'clarification'

Gordo Nappy Rash thinks that Doug Give Me Tug is a...

2007-10-25T18:11:00.000+01:00

Gordo Nappy Rash thinks that Doug Give Me Tug is a bloody liability. So do we and he should go 'for the sake of the country' .
Another miserable little creep from kilt lifter land.

I am waiting for the phrase.. "Dougie Alexander ha...

2007-10-25T11:57:00.000+01:00

I am waiting for the phrase..

"Dougie Alexander has my complete confidence and I fully support him"

Translates as "He is a total prat and for the chop as soon as i can scrub myself clean from the shit he has dropped me in"

Dougie happens to be my local MP. He's a useless c...

2007-10-25T09:29:00.000+01:00

Dougie happens to be my local MP. He's a useless cunt.

Hello stan, still working on it I'm afraid. I supp...

2007-10-25T02:20:00.000+01:00

Hello stan, still working on it I'm afraid. I suppose this is an open secret these days:

level 8 beeboid exam, suck own cock, +£100,000 on salary
level 9 beeboid, suck own turds out, find magically superior to all other turds, +another £150,000

Mr Robinson of BBC really can suck own cock? Wow. ...

2007-10-25T00:33:00.000+01:00

Mr Robinson of BBC really can suck own cock? Wow. Is any picture? Is not gay interest. Just pleased Mr Robinson is medical marvel and not merely useless smirking greedy cunt. Pleased, too, for Mrs Robinson, make her life a little easier. No, a lot easier. Also ease pressure on Westminster gents' toilet. Leave more space for Lady Geraldine Kaufmann take young man for initiation in Representation of People Act.

Look forward to see Hugh Welshman report this on ten o clock, sorry, ten o cock news. Is bigger story than Gerry and Cilla deny is pair of tossers. (Think maybe Dr Gerry suck own cock, too. And not blame him. And Ruth Man Kelly, he is racing certainty for munch on own knob. Hail Mary.)

See LibDem Jabberwock on Newswank. Bug-eyed maniac look like EAT own cock, with little garlic and rosemary and drizzle olive oil. Bug-eye zombie monster Evan Hunter. Yes I is doctor and I say abortion ok up to two years old; brat not feel much pain, is fact; maybe even up to ten in some case. Fuck it. Go whole on hog. Is mother right to kill child. Period. Ask Cilla. Vote for me, I is barking fucking mad. Woof-woof.

Moreover Gordo is incandesent about any reference ...

2007-10-25T00:07:00.000+01:00

Moreover Gordo is incandesent about any reference to photos about anyone in nappies on a rocking horse who bears any resemblance to him

any such photos have been disposed of.....

No they ain't sweetie. Mandelson's still got one and so have quite a few other people including the editor of the News of the World.

Mr Anonymous at 5.10.Not mean "admittance of guilt...

2007-10-24T23:59:00.000+01:00

Mr Anonymous at 5.10.

Not mean "admittance of guilt....," mean "admission" of guilt. Admittance something granted or paid for, as in pay ten pee admittance to smelly gents public toilet get blowjob from resident LibDem MP, who is probably you.

I find the comment about Gordon phoning Mugarbe to...

2007-10-24T23:36:00.000+01:00

I find the comment about Gordon phoning Mugarbe to be Racist, and I refuse to answer such vile filth.

Moreover, Gordo denies any inappropiate relationship with Doogie, who is a nice boy

Moreover Gordo is incandesent about any reference to photos about anyone in nappies on a rocking horse who bears any resemblance to him

any such photos have been disposed of

bhownaggreeI see-you must be a member of the NuNuS...

2007-10-24T22:24:00.000+01:00

bhownaggree

I see-you must be a member of the NuNuSocottishNationalSocalistWorkersParty pondlifer.

Of Course in the 'King Gordo's NNSNSWP fucking up elections is par for the course.

Say bhownaggree-Did 'King Gordo phone up the Father of Africa Mugarbe to get idea's on how to fuck up the economy as well?

Bhownaggree, you are Steve Hilton playing a double...

2007-10-24T22:11:00.000+01:00

Bhownaggree, you are Steve Hilton playing a double game and I claim my seat at Dave's kitchen cabinet.

Which I will sell on eBay.

bhownaggreeThis is no non-story you lying little B...

2007-10-24T21:52:00.000+01:00

bhownaggree

This is no non-story you lying little Brownite turd. Wee Doogie Alexander is fighting for his miserable political life right now. He faces fury in Scotland, has completely lost the confidence of the Labour back benches, and would appear to be dead meat unless a miracle comes along to save him. Most unlikely.

He's widely known in Westminster as Brown's Scapegoat Number 1 and will almost certainly be the first domino to fall.

Yawn, another Guido non-story.Guido that bet about...

2007-10-24T21:43:00.000+01:00

Yawn, another Guido non-story.

Guido that bet about there being charges in 'Cash for Honours', did Will Hill pay out?

Oops sorry. Another cock up. Here's the link

2007-10-24T21:37:00.000+01:00

Oops sorry. Another cock up. Here's the link

Visit my website if you're hard enough

2007-10-24T21:36:00.000+01:00

Visit my website if you're hard enough

He looks like Roland Rat to me - they'd eat anythi...

2007-10-24T21:25:00.000+01:00

He looks like Roland Rat to me - they'd eat anything.

Doogie is my bitch

2007-10-24T21:22:00.000+01:00

Doogie is my bitch

Anonmong @ 5:10Indeed as Daddy Boy Cameroon pointe...

2007-10-24T21:12:00.000+01:00

Anonmong @ 5:10

Indeed as Daddy Boy Cameroon pointed out while giving that old Queen a kicking.

Who are we to tell people about democracy.

Get a grip fella-Wee Alexander is a spineless school boy fuckwit that gets a good seeing to by Gordo Dumbledore nightly.

Hmmm..but don't forget, guido, they have handily g...

2007-10-24T21:11:00.000+01:00

Hmmm..but don't forget, guido, they have handily got a holiday next week, so the 'Rule 4' comes into play..

'If you are in shit street, make sure there is a Parliamentary Break coming up, so you can get the fuck out of the country while the heat dies down'

..or something like that..

Fawkes mistress, Being forced into a humiliatiing ...

2007-10-24T20:23:00.000+01:00

Fawkes mistress, Being forced into a humiliatiing apology doesn't exactly require admiration, just disgust

Wee Dougie, a despised political hack and occasion...

2007-10-24T20:18:00.000+01:00

Wee Dougie, a despised political hack and occasional solicitor since his student days - not much experience in the real world. Part of Broon's "young" clique who think that by spouting fourth-rate Kennedyesque nonsense, it will actually happen.

following on from certain posts that gordo wiped t...

2007-10-24T20:00:00.000+01:00

following on from certain posts that gordo wiped the floor with cameron at PMQ, you must stop smoking "super sith" , it clearly causes delusions.

cameron had gordo spluttering from the off , brown lost education money claw back , but managed to stay just about upright on dougie alexander scotiish waste votes item. vince cable was clear and gordos re use of last weeks quip suggests gordos memory is losing space.

review of firworks
as for seated next to gordon jack straw is the "posh undertaker" jaqui smith is the "regretful job taker" the anal johnson is now the "nervous incompetant" . the douglas alexander is the "sneaky hide and seek".the ian austin is now declared verbally dangerous and had to be extinguished by the referee.

so dear trolls yet again i ask for you to give us the vote on the eu treaty , not only are the public pissed off with your lies and betrayals , but clearly a number of mps are.

you may of course be of the opinion that its just a storm to be weathered !!.

take it from me , youve seriously messed this country up ,i suggest you think over a glass of scotch. unpopularity is one thing where a good aim is hidden , unpopularity where the future state of the nation is at stake , is callous and wreckless and has the utmost ignorance and contempt for all us that want to live and work in it.

its your party gordon , you want to lead them into the abyss its up to you , but when they realise just how youre operating , you will have no place to hide.

weve asked you politely , weve given you a reminder , weve given you a taster of how most of us feel.

give us a vote on the eu treaty , or go down as the biggest lying idiot in parlimently history.

thanks
red despot spotter

He won't sack him. Where will he find another tale...

2007-10-24T19:31:00.000+01:00

He won't sack him. Where will he find another talentless c**t of his calibre?

If only they had got Gus O'Donnell to do the repor...

2007-10-24T19:26:00.000+01:00

If only they had got Gus O'Donnell to do the report. He's very thorough I understand.